Ik molvi khutba dete hue:
Aaj kal ki aurtein itni barik kameezein pehenti hein,
Itni barik shalwarein pehanti hein ke unka jism saaf nazar ata hai,
Unki taangein nazar aati hai,
Unki kamar nazar ati hai,
Un ke jism ke ubhaar wazeh hote hein,
Peeche se awaz aayi
"Molvi sahab juma parhao, mahol na banao..."
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