The Thing Which Is Never
Complete,
Called...
Syllabus!! ... =P =D
Complete,
Called...
Syllabus!! ... =P =D
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The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D
If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ?? :-D
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ?? :-D
1 student college me admision lene gya
Test lene wale ne kaha:
Me tum se 1 mushkil swal pochun ya 10 asaan swal?
Student:
1 mushkil swal
Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?
Student: Din
Teachr: Wo kese?
Studnt:Xcuseme Ye ap ne dosra sawal pocha hy.
Inteligent;)
STUDENTS ROCKX
TEACHER SHOCKED;)
Test lene wale ne kaha:
Me tum se 1 mushkil swal pochun ya 10 asaan swal?
Student:
1 mushkil swal
Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?
Student: Din
Teachr: Wo kese?
Studnt:Xcuseme Ye ap ne dosra sawal pocha hy.
Inteligent;)
STUDENTS ROCKX
TEACHER SHOCKED;)
U cry on seeing d questi0n paper..
It is AN INSULT !
But if ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
It is ur ACHIEVMENT!
Think different!! :D :P
It is AN INSULT !
But if ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
It is ur ACHIEVMENT!
Think different!! :D :P
"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ,
Where the "kal parhun ga" remains constant."
StuD3ÑT§ 1st law of tension ;-)
Where the "kal parhun ga" remains constant."
StuD3ÑT§ 1st law of tension ;-)
4 thinks boys do in exam hall;
1.counting the girls.
2.counting the fans ad tubelights.
3. reading the brand names of pens.
4.four things girls do in exam hall write,write,write ad just write
...ata ho ya na ata ho;)))))))))
1.counting the girls.
2.counting the fans ad tubelights.
3. reading the brand names of pens.
4.four things girls do in exam hall write,write,write ad just write
...ata ho ya na ata ho;)))))))))
Define College Student ... ?
"A College Student Is Not
The 0ne Who Reads The
Book Before An Exam.
But,
Writes A New Book During
The Exam.... " ;->
"A College Student Is Not
The 0ne Who Reads The
Book Before An Exam.
But,
Writes A New Book During
The Exam.... " ;->
Every Student Gets
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As
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" TOPPERS " . . . =P xD
0pportunity To Enjoy
Their Student Life. . .
But ,
Some Miss Those Beautiful
Moments & Those Stupid
People Are Known As
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" TOPPERS " . . . =P xD
Question By The
STUDENTS ...
If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,
Then
How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?? =/ =P
STUDENTS ...
If A Single Teacher
Can't Teach Us All
The Subjects,
Then
How Could You Expect
A Single Student To Learn
Six Subject..?? =/ =P
NEWTONS 4th LAW:-
Every book continues to be in a state of rest.
or Covered with dust.
......untill And unless an internal or external
semester exams appear.
and The speed of turning pages is
directly proportional to the syllabus 2 be covered.
and Tension in the minds remains
constant :P
Every book continues to be in a state of rest.
or Covered with dust.
......untill And unless an internal or external
semester exams appear.
and The speed of turning pages is
directly proportional to the syllabus 2 be covered.
and Tension in the minds remains
constant :P
4 yearz of engineering:
FE: Fond of engineering.
SE: Sick of engineering.
TE: Tired of engineering.
BE: Bhaar mein jae engineering. :-)
Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palkon Per......
Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->)
Dedicated 2 all Dukhi Student
Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab or parha Nahi Jata.. ;->)
Dedicated 2 all Dukhi Student
SSC-II BOARD OF SECONDRY education Englis Paper ii
=Who is khappey ?
=What do u know About 30 March khan ?
=Write Any Three Tottkas of Zubaida Apa !
=Write Any 4 verses Of Faraz !
=Who Is Mona ?
=who said 2 decreesd 5 Rupees On Pepsi .
Section C
essay
1) loadshedding
2) Misbah 's Kameenapan
=Who is khappey ?
=What do u know About 30 March khan ?
=Write Any Three Tottkas of Zubaida Apa !
=Write Any 4 verses Of Faraz !
=Who Is Mona ?
=who said 2 decreesd 5 Rupees On Pepsi .
Section C
essay
1) loadshedding
2) Misbah 's Kameenapan
SCHOOL:-
Ye duniya ye mehfil mere kaam k nahi..
TUTION:-
idhar chala
mai udhar chala jane kahan mai kidhar chala..
MATHS:-
Ajeeb dastan hai ye kahan shuru kahan khatam..
SCIENCE:-
Aa khushi se khudkushi kr lein..
EXAM:-
choti choti raten lambi ho jati hen..
RESULT:-
ye hain terey karam
kabi khushi
kbi gham
PASS-
Aj lgta hy main hawao me hun aj itni khusi mili hy
FAIL-
Chann se jo tute koi sapna,
jag suna suna lagey re.?
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hen?
Q?
Answar: Qki din me to dhoop parhti hai.. ;->
(",)
<))>
_/?_ .
...GENIUS..
Height Of Behaving Cool ;)
Professor To Student:
Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha Ha ?
Student- Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hain Isliye:-)
Professor To Student:
Nalayak, Class Me Baatein Kyu Kr Rha Ha ?
Student- Sir, Mere Messages Free Nahi Hain Isliye:-)
Teacher: What Shape Is The Earth?
Student: I Don't Know.
Teacher: Well!
What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear?
Student: Square Ones.
Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wear On Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What Shape Is The Earth?
Student: Square On Weekdays
And Round On Sundays. =P
Student: I Don't Know.
Teacher: Well!
What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear?
Student: Square Ones.
Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wear On Sunday.
Student: Round
Teacher: Then, What Shape Is The Earth?
Student: Square On Weekdays
And Round On Sundays. =P
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Students Of 2011....
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper And I Am Preparing For It...
The Ionization Energy Of Atoms Decreases,
When An Electron Shell....
......
Electron Shellll.....
Shell..
Shiell...
Sheila...
Sheelaaa,
Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!
Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper And I Am Preparing For It...
The Ionization Energy Of Atoms Decreases,
When An Electron Shell....
......
Electron Shellll.....
Shell..
Shiell...
Sheila...
Sheelaaa,
Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!
