Hi.....Meri jaan!
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se....:-)
Or log pata nahi kya kya smajh lety hain.. :-)
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se....:-)
Or log pata nahi kya kya smajh lety hain.. :-)
I have bed experience with girls
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Oh sorry spelling mistake :D :D
U canNot taSte mE Until u UndrEsS me....
Regards..!
BanAna...:D
Wo gallry mein aye gi to hum Barish ki Dua mangen ge,
Faraz.
Suna hai wo geelay kapray foran utaar deti hai.
Rassi se yar.
Kbhi to acha soch lya kro:-D
People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :D :P
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :D :P
Kya kr rahy ho
Agr farig ho to mere paas aao
Or paas
Or paas
Or paas aa kr mujhe
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Pankha jhalo
Q k light nahi hai bohat grmi hai.
Teacher: batao bacho jo galat kam karte hain wo kahan jate hain???
Studnt:
shadi shuda BED ROOM me or
kunware washr0oM mien.:-P
What's The Most Popular Word That Begins
With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
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Its *FACEBOOK*, =D
The Word You Thought Is
The 2nd Most Popular! =P
With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
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Its *FACEBOOK*, =D
The Word You Thought Is
The 2nd Most Popular! =P
Larki: Jaan Chote Soorakh Mai Nahi, Barry Sorakh Mai Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna he Sorakh Nazar He Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Surakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jayega
Larka: Wah! Ungli se to Andhere me B Sorakh Mil Gaya
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya!
Oof! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andhere me
HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE ME LAGANA!
MORAL : Mere sms ganday nai tumhari soch gandi hai..
Photographer is the most Popular person at all Pakistani Weddings.?
FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying...
"Aap ne meri to lee he nahi"
"meri sirf uuper se lain"
"mein khari hoti hoon, phir meri lain"
"meri poray group ke saath lain"
"meri front se lain"
"mairay saath meri behan ke bhe lain"
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..and finally,
"mairay saath mairay husband ke bhe lain"
FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying...
"Aap ne meri to lee he nahi"
"meri sirf uuper se lain"
"mein khari hoti hoon, phir meri lain"
"meri poray group ke saath lain"
"meri front se lain"
"mairay saath meri behan ke bhe lain"
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..and finally,
"mairay saath mairay husband ke bhe lain"
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parkes, asked her class,
'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'
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No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!'
Mrs. Parkes ignored her and asked the question again,
'Which?body part?increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
'Anybody?'?
Finally,?Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
?'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'
Mrs. Parkes said,?'Very good, Billy,'?then turned to Mary and continued.
'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.'
'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'
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No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!'
Mrs. Parkes ignored her and asked the question again,
'Which?body part?increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
'Anybody?'?
Finally,?Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
?'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'
Mrs. Parkes said,?'Very good, Billy,'?then turned to Mary and continued.
'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.'
Ek Kanwaari Larki,
Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili....
Msg Ka Baqiya Hissa
Apki Shadi K baad..
Pehli Baar Ek Larkay Se Akele Main Mili....
Msg Ka Baqiya Hissa
Apki Shadi K baad..
Teacher 10th Class Mein Bacho Ko Smjha Raha Tha
Teacher: “Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai”
Ladki: “Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?”
Teacher: “Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai“
Teacher: “Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai”
Ladki: “Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?”
Teacher: “Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai“
Girl friend: Aaj mai tumhe wo jaga dikhaon gi,
jahan mera apndix operation hoa hai...
Boy friend gets excited then the Girl says:
"Ye dekho Agha khan Hospital"
jahan mera apndix operation hoa hai...
Boy friend gets excited then the Girl says:
"Ye dekho Agha khan Hospital"
'Open with Love
Kuch kehna hai aapse.
Dar lag raha hy.
Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae.
Wohi 3 lafz.
Mind to nahi kro gy?
Keh don?
"INSAN BAN JAO"@'
Kuch kehna hai aapse.
Dar lag raha hy.
Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae.
Wohi 3 lafz.
Mind to nahi kro gy?
Keh don?
"INSAN BAN JAO"@'
Yesterday Whole Night I Was Thinking About Only U...
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Today I Was Thinking Of "V".
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Tonight I Will Definitely Think
About ,W, X, Y, Z. :-)
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Today I Was Thinking Of "V".
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Tonight I Will Definitely Think
About ,W, X, Y, Z. :-)
Akele Apko Ap k elawa kisi ko b nai Bus Ap hi ko
Ap KoSirf Ap Ko Realy Ap Ko Bs Ap Ko Of Course ApKo
Han GAp Ko Bs G Bs Ap Ko Sirf Or Sirf ApKo GG G
Ap Ko Hi Tang Krnay main maza aata hai..;
Ap KoSirf Ap Ko Realy Ap Ko Bs Ap Ko Of Course ApKo
Han GAp Ko Bs G Bs Ap Ko Sirf Or Sirf ApKo GG G
Ap Ko Hi Tang Krnay main maza aata hai..;
Kyun?
Nae!
Chordo mera hath
jane do mujhe
ye kya kr rahe ho
chordo mjhe
Mere qareeb mat aao
tmhe Khuda ka wasta
mere qareeb mat aao
aagey mat bardhna
aagey mat bardhna
Aaa
Aaaa
chordo mjhe
Aaa
bachao
koi hai
bachao
abay bs tharki niche kya Video dekhni ha?
Nae!
Chordo mera hath
jane do mujhe
ye kya kr rahe ho
chordo mjhe
Mere qareeb mat aao
tmhe Khuda ka wasta
mere qareeb mat aao
aagey mat bardhna
aagey mat bardhna
Aaa
Aaaa
chordo mjhe
Aaa
bachao
koi hai
bachao
abay bs tharki niche kya Video dekhni ha?
Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of...
S E X..!!
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
So Make SEX A Daily Habit,
And You'll Always B SUCSEXFUL! In LIFE.;->
S E X..!!
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
So Make SEX A Daily Habit,
And You'll Always B SUCSEXFUL! In LIFE.;->
2 Women Talk
1st:Roz Subha Mera Dodh Wala Boht Dabata Hay
"BELL"
2nd:Mera Tu
News Paperwala Acha Hay
Bilkul B Nhi Dabata
Nechy Se Dal Deta He
"Akhbar"
1st:Roz Subha Mera Dodh Wala Boht Dabata Hay
"BELL"
2nd:Mera Tu
News Paperwala Acha Hay
Bilkul B Nhi Dabata
Nechy Se Dal Deta He
"Akhbar"
