A Bride On Her Wedding Night Told Her Groom
'' You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.'' :-D :-P
'' You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.'' :-D :-P
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Girl : Do u love me more thn ur family ?
Boy : No
Girl : Why ?
Boy : okay Listen to dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was
When i cried .u didnt give me ur toys to play. .bt my brother n sister did
My family iz more precious thn anythng else :)
GIRL: But ya when you Felt all horny & ol,
your mom or dad were not der 2 blow u,
I Was :D
Boy : No
Girl : Why ?
Boy : okay Listen to dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. bt my mom was
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. bt my dad was
When i cried .u didnt give me ur toys to play. .bt my brother n sister did
My family iz more precious thn anythng else :)
GIRL: But ya when you Felt all horny & ol,
your mom or dad were not der 2 blow u,
I Was :D
Define Biology and
Sociology??
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father Its Biology..
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If He Looks Like His
Neighbour Its Called
Sociology... :D
Sociology??
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father Its Biology..
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If He Looks Like His
Neighbour Its Called
Sociology... :D
Boy goes to a chemist,
"Give me a condom, I'm going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "give me 2 more, Her sis is a bomb & her mom is still hot"
During dinner, As soon as his gf's Dad walks in,
Boy lowers his head & starts praying.
10 mins were gone & he is still praying his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend - "I never knew you are so religious"
Boy - "I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!.." :0
Humble request to scientists:
"Please invent a condom for the heart...'
cuz people fuck the feelings really bad...!
"Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath foran na barrhao,
Ho sakta hai wo usi waqt bath-room sy aaya ho,,
(-_-) Frøm
<)(> Çømåñdår
_/"\_Såfègùård:-!
One day a sad monkey wanted to end his life....
so,
he went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion's ass.....
the lion woke up angry and roared,
so,
he went up to a sleeping lion and put his finger in the lion's ass.....
the lion woke up angry and roared,
Lion: Who did that ? Who has called for his death ?
Monkey: Its me.
Lion: Did anyone see you ?
Monkey: No.
Lion: Ok, do it again !
Girl to Another Girl:
"You are so Beautiful..♥''
Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..♥"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.."
Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :O =P =D
"You are so Beautiful..♥''
Other Girl:
"Thank You,
You are Beautiful Too..♥"
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Now;
Boy to Another Boy:
"Hi, You are Handsome.."
Other Boy:
"GAY Saala.." :O =P =D
Height Of "Oohh Shit"
A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother..
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And Her Brother Was Gay..!!
Ohhh Shhittt... :-D
A Boy Throws A Luv Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother..
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And Her Brother Was Gay..!!
Ohhh Shhittt... :-D
Due To Effect Of Recession
Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
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Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides...:D
Written On The Sign On The Door Of A Toilet:
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Value The Toilet Paper!!
Use Both Sides...:D
Wapda ki Bijli se to Hira Mandi ki Randi achi hai Faraz…
Paise lene k baad poori raat to rehti hai Saath.
Paise lene k baad poori raat to rehti hai Saath.
Teacher: batao bacho jo galat kam karte hain wo kahan jate hain???
Studnt:
shadi shuda BED ROOM me or
kunware washr0oM mien.:-P
Teacher:
"Aik Hath main kitni Ungliyan hoti hain?"
BOYs:
"6."
GIRLs:
"4."
Teacher:
Oho bachon, apni apni shalwaron sy haath nikal k batawo.. :-D
Question: what is the function of testicles during sex ?
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Answer: Just clapping...!
Height of Stamina;
One man fucking 180 million people every day for last 3 years..!!
Best T-shirt quote of the year 2010:-)
'I don't need sex'.
'My Government fucks me everyday..
Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sb Se Chhota Kaun Hai.?
Student; Hamari Nokrani.!
Teacher; Woh Kiyun.?
Student: Unki Shalwar Aaj Bhi Papa Hi Utarte Hain.!
Mom! aap blouse mein paise kyoon rakhti ho?
MOM: Taakay teray papa ko pata na chalay.
Boy: " Baicharay Papa, subha kaam wali kay blouse mein dhoond rahay thay;-
Larki: Jaan Chote Soorakh Mai Nahi, Barry Sorakh Mai Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna he Sorakh Nazar He Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Surakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Ho jayega
Larka: Wah! Ungli se to Andhere me B Sorakh Mil Gaya
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya!
Oof! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andhere me
HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE ME LAGANA!
MORAL : Mere sms ganday nai tumhari soch gandi hai..
Teacher:
Problem Or Challenge Me Kya Fark Hai..
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Student:
1 Bed Py 3 Larkay Or 1 Larki ho to problem hy
1 Bed Pe 3 Larkiyan Or 1 Larka ho to Challenge hai
