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Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT"
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Pathan Akhbar Bechty Hue:+
U.B.L mar gaya U.B.L mar gaya,
Aadmi; O Akhrot kya Bakwas Kar raha hy wo to Bank hy
Pathan ; O yara
U.B.L matlab
Usama
Bin
Laden
U.B.L mar gaya U.B.L mar gaya,
Aadmi; O Akhrot kya Bakwas Kar raha hy wo to Bank hy
Pathan ; O yara
U.B.L matlab
Usama
Bin
Laden
Ek pathan haj krny gya.
jb wapas aya to friend ny pucha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
jb wapas aya to friend ny pucha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
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Pathan ny kaha
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.nhi yar rush bohot ziada tha
Ham galiyan dy k aa gya.
Ek pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha.,.
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu!
Magar Keh Raha Tha Aalu Le Lo Aalu!
Ek Aadmi Aya Or Bola :"Yar Ye To Jalebi He"
Pathan- Chup Ho Ja! Warna Makhiyan Ajaen gi.
1 pathan Museum Gaya, Wahan Us se 1 MUJASMA Toot Gaya.
OFFICER:
You Have Broken a 5000 Years Old Statue..
Pathan:
Thank God,!
Hum Samjha Naya Tha:-)
Maths teacher to a brilliant Pathan:
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Pathan: Juice bana ke de denge sir ....:)
Pathan ki wife:
Aaj main ne special khana banaya hay jise khaa kar aap khushi se Pagal ho jao ge..
Pathan:
aisa kia pakaya hay??
Wife:
NASWAAR GOSHT. :
Teacher to Pathan:Tum kahan peda hue?
Pthan:North Waziristan
Teacher: Is ki Spelling btao.
Pathan madam thehro Hum ko lgta hai hum UK mein paida hua tha;)
Pthan:North Waziristan
Teacher: Is ki Spelling btao.
Pathan madam thehro Hum ko lgta hai hum UK mein paida hua tha;)
Meri pyari Gulab Baji
Asalam-o-alikum
Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Ha,
khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Ha Humara Neend ur Gaya Ha.
Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Ha Baji,
Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Ha,
Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum,
Hum Tumhain Boht Mohabbat karega Baji,
0r Tum Hum ko Nhi Mili Na To Hum Tarap Tarap k Marjayega Qasam Se Baji .
Faqat Tumhara Bhai
Gul Khan.
I Love U Baji.
Asalam-o-alikum
Baji Aaj Hum Tumko Apne Dil ki Baat Batana Chahta Ha,
khuda ka Qasam Hum Ne Tum ko Jab Se Dekha Ha Humara Neend ur Gaya Ha.
Hum Ek Dum Sharif Larka Ha Baji,
Sab Larkiyon ko Behen ki Nazar Se Dekhta Ha,
Hum Se Shadi karlo Tum,
Hum Tumhain Boht Mohabbat karega Baji,
0r Tum Hum ko Nhi Mili Na To Hum Tarap Tarap k Marjayega Qasam Se Baji .
Faqat Tumhara Bhai
Gul Khan.
I Love U Baji.
Ek Aadmi Apne Kaan Ko Chabi Se Zor Se Khuja Raha Tha,
Khan Sahab Ne Dekha To Bola:
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Tum Start Nahi Ho Rahay? Dhakka Laga0n?
"Talkshawk Add" "Peshawar Edition"
Wife: Suna Hay School Mein Aap Baray Dil Phenk Thay?"
Husband: :|
Wife: Apki Ammi Bata Rahi Thein
Husband: :|
Wife: Aur Haan Yeh Gul Khan Kon Tha?
Husband: :)))
Wife: Suna Hay School Mein Aap Baray Dil Phenk Thay?"
Husband: :|
Wife: Apki Ammi Bata Rahi Thein
Husband: :|
Wife: Aur Haan Yeh Gul Khan Kon Tha?
Husband: :)))
1 pathan kasaai ban gaya.,
us ne jb pehli qurbani ki to sb ne usy bohut mara…
Q?
Us ne gaay pr churi pherty hoy kaha…
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Happy birth day 2 u…
Pathan (burqa wali larki cherte huay):
Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda, kesi ho meri Khalda
Burqa wali Larki:
Ghor se dekh kaminay, me hun teri Walida.:-D
Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda, kesi ho meri Khalda
Burqa wali Larki:
Ghor se dekh kaminay, me hun teri Walida.:-D
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
Pathan:ye bakriyan kahn le ja rhe ho?
Admi inhen school chorne ja rha hn
Pthan:Mjy pagal smja hy?
Aj to itwar hy..
Pathan:ye bakriyan kahn le ja rhe ho?
Admi inhen school chorne ja rha hn
Pthan:Mjy pagal smja hy?
Aj to itwar hy..
Pathan apn¡ unparh BV se: chal honey-moon per chalty hain
Wife:Nahi mujhy kapray
dhonay hain tum mery Bhai ko ly jao
Pathan:
O Yessssssss.... Yes yes yes!!!!!
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,
Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,
Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
Ek Pathan ko Sailab Zadgan se Bohat Maar Parri
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Kyo?
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Kyo k Khan Sahab Sailab Zadgan ke Imdad k lye 3 Truck
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NASWAR
Le kar Pohonch Gaye. :-)
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Kyo?
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Kyo k Khan Sahab Sailab Zadgan ke Imdad k lye 3 Truck
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NASWAR
Le kar Pohonch Gaye. :-)
Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the
window seat…!
window seat…!
1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.
"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"
Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:
"Kuttay K Bachay!
Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)
"Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"
Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:
"Kuttay K Bachay!
Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)
Zindagi to “Larki” se chalti hy FARAZ…!
“Larkon” k saharay to pathan jiya karty hain.
