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OBAMA's Latest Nightmare...
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Osama Bin Laden's Body
Come Floating Near D
Statue Of Liberty..
Singing..
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"Saat Samundar Paar Main Tere
Peeche-Peeche Aa Gaya..."

"Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye...
Aaaff Course. ;-) ;-)

Real News about Attack on Pak Navy.
11 Amarican Comandos enterd in Pak Navy Air Base PNS MEHRAN at Night of 22 May.
They were Carrying Laser Scop Guns and Rockets, which are used in American Forces.
They destroyd that Air Craft Technology which was given to Pak Navy by Ameirca, like P.3
C-Orian Jet Fighter.
10 of them shot dead and 1 Arested by Pak Navy Comandos.
But our Govt. and Media shown somthng else.
(A msg by those who watch this live)

According to Combined investigation team's initial Report
There is no fault of Pak army or its any agency
in abbottabad incident..
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It was "LoadSheding"
due 2 which Radars didnt work and darkness hide the U.S HeliCoptors..
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Army Badnaam hoi WAPDA teray liye...:-)

Pathan Akhbar Bechty Hue:+
U.B.L mar gaya U.B.L mar gaya,
Aadmi; O Akhrot kya Bakwas Kar raha hy wo to Bank hy
Pathan ; O yara
U.B.L matlab
Usama
Bin
Laden

Top 10 Intelligence Agencies Of The World
10-CSIS, Canada
9-ASIS, Australia
8- Raw, India
7-Mossad, Israel
6-BND, Germany
5-DGSE, France
4- FSB, Russia
3- M16, U.K
2- CIA, U.S.A
1- ISI, Pakistan
Yes "Pakistan"
If u don't believe it then search on web,
It was reported by Crime News, U.S.A on Feb,8th2011.
So, stop being a part of -ve propaganda against our Army & ISI.
"Be Proud of Them "

Mei aksar maa se kehta tha us din ka intzar krna
Jb ye dahrti tere betay ko pukaray gi
Aur phir us din k baad mera intzar na krna,
K sfaid wardi me jane walay
Aksar sabz hilali me lot kr atay hn
Mgr meri maa
aj b mera intzar krti hai
Ghr ki chokhat pe bethay lamhay ginti hai
Kbi jo tmhe meri maa mile to usay kehna
Wo ghr ki chokhat pe beth kr mera intzar na kre
K sfaid wardi me jany walay lot kr kb atay hn
Pakistan Navy
SALAM tere SHAHEEDON ko!

Kia Mehran Base pr Hamly mn Qurbani sirf Lt.Yasir ny di hy?
Kia baqi Log jo Shaheed hoy hn woh Insan nhi thy?
Kia Un Logon ny koi Qurbani nhi di?
Kia woh Pakistan ki sirf Tankhwa-dar Fooj ka hisa thy?
Kia Un k Ghar Baar, Maan Baap, BV Bachy nhi thy?
Kia Shahadat sirf Officer ki he Qabol hoti hy?
Kia Officer Khandan say hona he Shahadat k liye Lazmi hy?
Hum Pakistan k Tamam Chanals pr Lanat bhaijty un k Doghla Mayar ki waja sy jo samny aa gaya hy.
Salam un ki Azmat ko Jinho ny Apna Aaj hamary Kal k liye Qurban kr dia.
All Junior Ranks of Pak Defence Forces Zindabaad.

Important Elan!!!!
Ab apki zakat,fitrana,aur sadqat bhi ghair mehfoz ho chuky hain logo
Kion k
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zardari yateem ho gya hai .....

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN...!

2012...

PPP Ka Naya Naara,

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Maang Raha Hai Har Insaan..

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CHADDI, CHAPAL auR BANYAAN;

(,")/

<) ) Jiye Bhutto

/ / qabar se uttho.

WOH na mili to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge,

Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K

*COCA COLA*Hi Pee lengy.

bbbuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr..

Baji mubarak ho shadi :-)

Obama Updates his facebook status

"congratulations Osama Killed'
the first notification he got
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'Osama bin laden Likes your status' :p

Chalo Frndz RAMZAN ki yaaden Taza kren...

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KIS NE KAHA THA K PEPSI PE 5 RUPAY KAM KRDO.

HAHAHAHAHA ;)

Us ne mere hath ki lakiren dekhi

Or hans kar kaha

Tujhe zindagi me sb kuch milega

Siwae

Petrol,

Aata,

Chini,

Bijli,

Gass

or

Insaaf k..

Wah RE PAKiSTANi Quam Teri Qismat.!

Hamare Pas Dunia Ki

*2sri Barri Namak Ki Kaan

*5vi Barri Sony Ki Kaan

*5vi Barri Koily Ki Kaan

*7vi Barri Tamby Ki Kaan

Phir B iMF Se Bheek.?

*2sra Bara Dame

*3 Nuclear Reactors

*5 Drya

Phir B Her Waqt Light Gum!

*6ti Bari Army

*7vi Nuclear Power

*No.1 Taqat-War Army

Phir B Drone Hamlon

Per Khamoshi?

*7vi Bari Chawal Ki Pedawar

*8vi Bari Gandum

Ki Pedawar

Phir B itni Mehngai?

Waja Sirf .1

Corupt Leaders

Aur

Khamosh Awam

KHUDA K LYE

JAGO

&

Apne Haq K Lye Bolo

inqlab K Lye Tayar Ho Jao

Agar Pakistan Se Pyar Hai To,

Plz 4wrd To All Pakistani.

Mere Blood ka IK,IK Qatra Aap (S.A.Wasallam) pr Qurban

Vry Vry Sad News ek bar phir Facebook pr 1 page he jis pr HUZOR pak (S.A.w-Wasalm) k gustakhana khakon ka muqabla 20, may ko munaqid kia ja rha he NAUZUBILLAH isko dubai govt ne to block kr dia he lkin pakistan me srf Lahore highcourt ne block kia he Isko Itna Phelao k hmari beghairt govt action le ye msg wo send kry ga jo NABI PAKS.A.W se piyar krta ho ga agr ye sms waps ap tk ajaye to smjho k poori quom 1 ho gai.

Hum
"Tehreek-e-Taalibaan Pakistan"
ko Khulla Challenge detay hain ke
wo Usama ka Badla humari jesi Mazboot Qaum se nahi ley saktay..

Aur agar tum mein itna Dam hai to..

Humare Mohtaram aur her dil-azeez Leader President ko Maar ker dikhao,

hum na sirf shikast tasleem ker lein ge balke Himayat bhi karein ge..

Dam hai to Challange Qubool Karo...

(Plz forward, Ho sakta hai Challange qubool ho jaye)

For Sale

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Obsolete Pak Army Radar
Can't Detect U.S Copters
But
Can Received Star Plus
Only Rs. 999 / ... =P =D

Azeez Hamwatno
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Jaagday Rehna
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Saaday Tay Na Rehna
A Public Service Message By
*Isi & Pak Army*


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