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A Bride On Her Wedding Night Told Her Groom
'' You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.'' :-D :-P
'' You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.'' :-D :-P
When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D
A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "
That Was Before
I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..." =P =D
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "
That Was Before
I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..." =P =D
Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series In 2012.
Features: 20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47 &
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly :P
Features: 20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47 &
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly :P
Men are very Kind &
Women are very Selfish!
"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-P
Women are very Selfish!
"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-P
Which is the most Dangerous alphabet!
Ans.'W'
Bcoz
all worries start with"W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War,
Wine,
Women
&
Finally
"Wife"
Ans.'W'
Bcoz
all worries start with"W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War,
Wine,
Women
&
Finally
"Wife"
"Most irRitating moment:
Morning alarms.
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Most dIfficult task:
2 find socks
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Most dreadful journey:
way 2 class
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Most tragic news:
test in 1st period
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Most wondErful news:
teachEr iz absent
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Most relaxing area:
cafe.
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Most funny moment:
teachEr cracks a joke AnD nobdy laughs.
Morning alarms.
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Most dIfficult task:
2 find socks
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Most dreadful journey:
way 2 class
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Most tragic news:
test in 1st period
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Most wondErful news:
teachEr iz absent
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Most relaxing area:
cafe.
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Most funny moment:
teachEr cracks a joke AnD nobdy laughs.
♥ Love ♥ is blind! =)
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Marriage opens eyes ! =pp =dd
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Marriage opens eyes ! =pp =dd
2011 Girls..!
Husband : One Cup Coffee...
Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
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Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....
Husband : One Cup Coffee...
Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
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Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....
A Flirty Person Just Remembers
The Birthdays Of Beautiful Females
And Does Not Have Concerns With Their Age.
The Birthdays Of Beautiful Females
And Does Not Have Concerns With Their Age.
What Is FACEBOOK ?
Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests . . . =P =D
Its A Place Where Boy Posts
Joke, Gets No Response...
And
If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments
& 60 Friends Requests . . . =P =D
New Style Of Break- Up !! :P
A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...
Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over" !:P :D
A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...
Girl Yelled "What Was That For".. :O :O
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Boy Said "Its Over" !:P :D
Best Line
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can.." =P =D
By A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can.." =P =D
Girls are the smartest creature on this earth..
You know why??
They listen HALF...
Understand QUARTER...
And tell DOUBLE...
Wow what a talent...
Amazing :D
You know why??
They listen HALF...
Understand QUARTER...
And tell DOUBLE...
Wow what a talent...
Amazing :D
Define Biology and
Sociology??
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father Its Biology..
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If He Looks Like His
Neighbour Its Called
Sociology... :D
Sociology??
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father Its Biology..
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If He Looks Like His
Neighbour Its Called
Sociology... :D
NEWTONS 4th LAW:-
Every book continues to be in a state of rest.
or Covered with dust.
......untill And unless an internal or external
semester exams appear.
and The speed of turning pages is
directly proportional to the syllabus 2 be covered.
and Tension in the minds remains
constant :P
Every book continues to be in a state of rest.
or Covered with dust.
......untill And unless an internal or external
semester exams appear.
and The speed of turning pages is
directly proportional to the syllabus 2 be covered.
and Tension in the minds remains
constant :P
If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!;-):-D
There are 3 Kinds of Men
ASIAN:
Has a Wife & a GF but Luvs Wife
AMERICAN:
Has a Wife & a GF but Luvs GF
ARAB:
Has 4 Wives & 4 GFs but Loves his CAMEL:->:D
Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status
0n Facebook Says:
''Standing 0n The Edge 0f
A Bridge . . . ''
Friend:
So What Did You Comment ?
Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her ! =P =D
0n Facebook Says:
''Standing 0n The Edge 0f
A Bridge . . . ''
Friend:
So What Did You Comment ?
Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her ! =P =D
