When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D
Aankhoon Main Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap Ki Aati Hai,,,
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Astaghfar Parh
Leta Hun,
Tabiyat Sambhal Jaati Hai;,,
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Astaghfar Parh
Leta Hun,
Tabiyat Sambhal Jaati Hai;,,
Ungliaan Toot gain Pathar Taraashte huwe, GHALIB...
Ar Jab Surat-e-Yaar bani tu...
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Meri to Hassi hi Nikal Gai :-)
Hahahahaha..
Ar Jab Surat-e-Yaar bani tu...
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Meri to Hassi hi Nikal Gai :-)
Hahahahaha..
When I See Your Face,
There's Not A Thing
......That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In :P
There's Not A Thing
......That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In :P
Agar apko rona aa rha ho to ap aaiena dekh len
Hansi chhoot jaye gi,,,,
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samajh to gaye hoge k kis ka totka hai?
Doston se bichar kar ye haqeeqat khuli "FARAZ"
Be-shak marassi thay magr ronaq unhi se Thi.
Do Not Stand too much In Front of MIRROR.
Even the mirror will fall in love with you,
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Because
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You are so cute and dashing.
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Even the mirror will fall in love with you,
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Because
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You are so cute and dashing.
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For more JOKES recharge Rs 30/= monthly to my number. :D
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Ye
"MARDAM SHUMARI"
ki SMS service hy
Agr ap larka ho to mjhy 5 SMS karen
Agr ap larki hn to 3 SMS karen
Or
Agr ap ko apny oper shak hy to koi SMS na karen
$§ amir bhai §$
Kitaboon se daleel don ya tujh ko samny rakh don ay "DOST"~
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Wo mujh se poch rhi hai k "KAMEENA" kis ko kehty hain :-)
Chand Nikalta Hy Hr Sham K Bad
Suraj Nikalta Hy Hr Rat K Bad
Dekho!
Aj Tm Ghr Sy Mat Nikalna!
Warna Log Kahain Gy
Mendak Nikal Aya Barsat K Baad.
Mubarak ho double sawari khul gai
(\./) \(,") \(,")
/.".) "__((>_((>_,
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Ghaday pe.
Jazbaat ko mat chupao Zarorat hai batanay ki
Muhabbat ko mat chupao Zarorat hai jatanay ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao
Tumhain zarorat hai "Nahanay" ki..
Muhabbat ko mat chupao Zarorat hai jatanay ki
Ab aur perfume mat lagao
Tumhain zarorat hai "Nahanay" ki..
Kuch loog jotioon ke qabil hoty hain..
Jaisy aap..
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K E S C walo ko dekh lain...
Har bat apne pr mat lejaya kraeen..
Jaisy aap..
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K E S C walo ko dekh lain...
Har bat apne pr mat lejaya kraeen..
Zindgi mai agr kuch krna hai to aisa kr jao k jis gli se bhi guzro
hr ghr se tumhen pukara jae...
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O SHEHZADYA
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Idron v Koora chuk le...
hr ghr se tumhen pukara jae...
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O SHEHZADYA
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Idron v Koora chuk le...
Woh to Bandar hai Darakhato pe Charh Jaye Ga,
Masla Oont ka hai Oont Kidher Jaye ga,
Main to samjha tha k to Insan hai Sudher Jaye ga,
Kya Khabar thi k to Gadha hai Gadha hi Kehlaye Ga. :-)
Masla Oont ka hai Oont Kidher Jaye ga,
Main to samjha tha k to Insan hai Sudher Jaye ga,
Kya Khabar thi k to Gadha hai Gadha hi Kehlaye Ga. :-)
Hzraaat, 1 Zroori ELaaan Suniye...
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Hzraat,
Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,
Q k ELAAN suna jata hy
Prha nhi jata.;-)
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Hzraat,
Apne Dmagh ka ilaaj krwaiye,
Q k ELAAN suna jata hy
Prha nhi jata.;-)
Agar Aap k paas zara B waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dain
Sawal ye hai k
Wo Konsa Cartoon ha?
Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha ha?
Hanso mat Jawab do;-)
Sawal ye hai k
Wo Konsa Cartoon ha?
Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha ha?
Hanso mat Jawab do;-)
This mouse is one dog of donkey the best monkey way to cockroach make u frog smile . . . ! !
!ConfuseD!
NoW ReaD iT AgaiN LeavinG UR NicK NameS :p
!ConfuseD!
NoW ReaD iT AgaiN LeavinG UR NicK NameS :p
