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A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son.
People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
♥
People call another man fat.
No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
...♥
People call an old man ugly.
No one knows he had a serious injury to the face fighting for our country in the war.

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Most Educated Peoples Here Let Their Kids To Play With Animals Like Dog. . . .

But....

Not With a Kid Of Poor Back Ground. =(

Tum Haya-o-Shriyat k Tqazon ki Bat krty ho,
Hm ne Nangy Jismon ko Malbus-e-Haya dekha hy,
Hm ne Dekhy hen Ehram me Lipty kaei Iblees,
Hm ne May-Khany me kaei bar Khuda dekha hy...
(Allama Iqbal)

We live in a "COUNTRY"

1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.

2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free

3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.

4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon

5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.

Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN...!

Baat ''Sajd0'n" Ki Nahi Khuloos-E- Niyat Ki Hoti Hy,

"IQBAL"

Aksar Log Khali Haath Laut Aaty Hyn Har "Namaz" K Baad....

Hum kon hain kia hain ba-Khuda yad nhi,

Apnay islaf ki koi b ada yad nhi

Hain agr yad to kafir k trane ab tak

Hai nhi yad to Kaba ki sada yad nhi

Bint-e-Hawwa ko nachate hain sar-e mehfil ab bi

kitne sang dil hain k rasm e haya yad nhi

Aaj apni zillat ka sabab ye hai shayed

Aaj hmko b to apna KHUDA yad nhi...

DO YOU KNOW?

HUM main or SAHABAH (R.A) main keya fark he?

HUM dunya ko deen pr Trgi dene wale

SAHABA(R.A) deen ko dunya pr Trgi dene wale

HUM tabiyat pr Amal krne wale

SAHABA(R.A) shari'at pr Amal krne wale

HUM maslihat pr chalne wale

SAHABA(R.A) mushkilat main chalne wale

HUM zikar-e-Rasul wale

SAHABA(R.A) fikar-e-Rasul wale

HUM islam ka dawa krne wale

SAHABA(R.A) islam ko dunya main nafiz krne wale

HUM ghustakh-e-Rasul ko galiyan nikalne wale

SAHABA(R.A) ghustakh-e-Rasul ki grdan urane wale

HUM sirf sochne wale

SAHABA(R.A) Amal kr k Allah ko razi krne wale.

Kitne Aansoo baha diye hain is 4 din ki mohabbet mein

"FARAZ"

Kash sajde mein bahaate to Aj Gunahgaar na hote..,,,,

Hathi K Bache Ko Pair Main Zanjeer Daal K Pala Jata Hy,

Wo Zanjeer Torne Ki Kafi Din Koshish Krta Hy Lekin Himmat Haar K Chhor Deta Hy,

Jb Wo Bara Or Taqatwar Hojata Hy To Wohi Zanjeer Hoti Hy Jo Halki Koshish Se Toot Skti Hy, Magr Hathi K Dimagh Main Wohi Hota Hy K Zanjeer Nhi Totey Gi 0r Wo Sari Zindgi Ghulam Rehta Hy Hamari Qaum Ki Tarha.

A silent msg for our elephant nation.:-)

Tu ny apni Namazon,

Duaon or Ebadaton ko sirf pareshani or musibat k wqt k lye hi rakha hua hy,

Tu ny 70 Maa'on se zyada chahny waly Rub ko sirf apni wqti khuwahishon k lye naraz kia hua hy,

Zara soch tu sahi,

Wo Rub k jis ny itny gunah krny k bawajod teri ankhen na nikalin,

Tere hath or peron ko salamat rakha,Or tu hy k us se dor hi hota ja rha hy,

Yad rakh yehan tujhy araam k lye nhi imtehan k lye bheja gya hy"

Pak vs Ind semi final itne time bad itna bara match araha hai.
Us din log kitne xcited kitne emotional thrilled or itna enjoy karenge
k
us doran Zohar, Asar, Maghrib & Isha ki namaz tak chor denge
phr kahenge
'Yar pta nhi Pak q har jata hai.'

Plz think 4 a while & frwd it 2 max people.

JAZAKALLAH.


"Koi dekhe na dekhe shabir to dekhega"!
"aaj ham is program ka mazaq to ura rahe he or har ache bure msg me isko shamil kar rahe he"!
"lekin kia apko pata he shabir allah k namo me se ek nam he or is k program k meanning b ye he "koi dekhe ya na dekhe allah to dekh raha he"!
"ap sub se request he k zara sochiye or plz is msg ko itna 4ward kare ta k ham sab ki islah ho sake"!
"allah ham sub ko hidayat ki tofeeq de ameen"

A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl

Of Weight 45 Kg

But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up

A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg

Strange But True.

This is what the 'NIKE' Company did ....
'NIKE' Company wrote the name of 'ALLAH' on the Shoes
&
from the back so no one will notice this .


IF YOU ARE A REAL MUSLIM YOU HAVE 2 FORWARD IT DON'T STOP .....

Dr Afia siddiqui ko 86 years ki saza sunai gai hy.
KEUN?
Ye sawal is mulk ka hr fard puch rha hy.
Kia govt ab b soti rhy gi.
PAKISTAN ki beti,izat pr kalak poti ja rhi hy aur govt koi step nai ly rai.
Agr govt kuch nai kr sakti to phr lanat hy aisi govt py.
Me volgur languag use nai kra chahta lekin phr b F****k dis democracy/govt.
plz ap logon sy guzarish hy k mil khary hon is mulk ko bcha lo
wrna mulk ki izzat aisy hi pa'mal hoti rahy gi.!!

Teacher: Pakistan mein aman Kyon nahi hota?

Pappu:

Hamara Flag he ulta hai

Teacher: Kya matlab?

Pappu: Green Colour Qaom ka Nishan hai,

White Colour aman ka,

Aman ko to Danda diya hua hai,

Agr yehi danda qaom ko dya hota to aj aman hota.

GEO PAPPU...!

QURAN

Amal Ki Kitab Thi

Wazefon Ki Kitab Bana Diya..

Samjhne Ki Kitab Thi

Parhne Ki Kitab Bana Diya..

Zindon Ka Dastoor Tha

Murdon Ka Manshoor Bana Diya..

Inqelab Ki Kitab Thi

Sirf Sawab Ki Kitab Bana Diya..

Jo Elm Ki Kitab Thi

Usay La-Elmon K Hath Thama Diya..

Taskheer-E-Kayenat Ka Dars Dene Aai Thi

Sirf Madarson Ka Nisaab Bana Diya..

Murda Qomon Ko Zinda Karne Aai Thi

Murdon Ko Bakhshwane Par Laga Diya..

Socho ! Ye Hum Ne Kya Kiya~


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