Boy:
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:p:p
Xcuse Me
Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:p:p
Boys r very kind than girls
Proof :
Most of the girls don't like to help unknown boys.
But
All boys r always there to help any unknown girl..;):D
Proof :
Most of the girls don't like to help unknown boys.
But
All boys r always there to help any unknown girl..;):D
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi,
Maa kasam..!!
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi,
Maa kasam..!!
BOY: Mujhe muaf karnA.
Maine ap se chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki hy.
GIRL: Aray Koi baat nhi.
Chalo Aj main tumhen apne BACHON se milwati hoon... =P ;->
Maine ap se chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki hy.
GIRL: Aray Koi baat nhi.
Chalo Aj main tumhen apne BACHON se milwati hoon... =P ;->
Teacher:
"Aik Hath main kitni Ungliyan hoti hain?"
BOYs:
"6."
GIRLs:
"4."
Teacher:
Oho bachon, apni apni shalwaron sy haath nikal k batawo.. :-D
> If a girl is in Love ,
her parents wil ask who's that idiot?
> If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
Idiot, who's that girl?
Misconception:
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots
Proposed theory:
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love
Concluded theory:
Girls always love Idiots....
her parents wil ask who's that idiot?
> If a boy is in Love, his parents ask
Idiot, who's that girl?
Misconception:
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots
Proposed theory:
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love
Concluded theory:
Girls always love Idiots....
Boy- Is Ur Eyes Frm Mcdonalds ?
Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks ) Why..??
Boy- Bcoz I Am Loving It....:)
Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks ) Why..??
Boy- Bcoz I Am Loving It....:)
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend:
"If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy.."
"If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking,
Then You Better Find Other Ways
To Keep My Lips Busy.."
Grl Frnd: Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn,
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Frnd: Na Tere Aane ki khushi,
Na tere jane ka Gum...
Ja Meri Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ;->
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Frnd: Na Tere Aane ki khushi,
Na tere jane ka Gum...
Ja Meri Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ;->
Best Breakup..
Girl: I Hate U Get Lost...
I Don't Wanna Talk To You
This Relationship Iz Ovr...
Boy: What Happnd?
I Didn't Hook Up With Any Girl
I Love Only You
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Girl: Shut Up
I Don't Wanna Be With You
You Didn't 'Like' My Status On Facebook :-D
Girl: I Hate U Get Lost...
I Don't Wanna Talk To You
This Relationship Iz Ovr...
Boy: What Happnd?
I Didn't Hook Up With Any Girl
I Love Only You
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Girl: Shut Up
I Don't Wanna Be With You
You Didn't 'Like' My Status On Facebook :-D
Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?
Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se
Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;->
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?
Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se
Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;->
A Girl talking on mobile...
2nd Girl: Kis se baat kr rahi ho?
1st: Bhai se.
2nd: Itnay pyar se...?
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1st: Haan Tera jo hai! ;-)
2nd Girl: Kis se baat kr rahi ho?
1st: Bhai se.
2nd: Itnay pyar se...?
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1st: Haan Tera jo hai! ;-)
If a Girl Gets 89 marks,
her Response: KAMINA 1 MARK DE DETA TOU USKA KYA JATA!;->
&
If a boy gets 33 marks
he says CHECKER FARISHTA THA yar...
her Response: KAMINA 1 MARK DE DETA TOU USKA KYA JATA!;->
&
If a boy gets 33 marks
he says CHECKER FARISHTA THA yar...
Train mein 3 girls bethi thi
Ek larka unse bola:
Apka Naam?
1st-Pinki Behen
2nd-Sara Behen
3rd-Nadia Behen
Girls:
Aur apka naam?
Larka:
Pappu Behen?
Ek larka unse bola:
Apka Naam?
1st-Pinki Behen
2nd-Sara Behen
3rd-Nadia Behen
Girls:
Aur apka naam?
Larka:
Pappu Behen?
Larka: Tum Ho Kya Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I'm Heroin.
Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)
Larki: I'm Heroin.
Larka: To Main Bhi To Heroenchi Hon. :-)
Flirt with fool girlz
Friendship with beautiful girlz
Contact with rich girlz
Love with sincere girlz
&
Marriaga with Jaisi ammi ki marzi cheater boyz
Friendship with beautiful girlz
Contact with rich girlz
Love with sincere girlz
&
Marriaga with Jaisi ammi ki marzi cheater boyz
The words that spoiled many Boys Life...
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"Dude she's looking at U."
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"Dude she's looking at U."
90% boys & girls pehli mulaqaat main
apnay zehen main ek dosry k
baray main is tarah sochty hain:
GIRL:kitna sedha larka hy
BOy:kya Fit bachi hy
...GL:kitna nic behavior hy
B:kya figure hy...
G:well educated lagta ha
B:sali mushkil sy set ho gi
G:dressing zabrdst ki hy
B:WOW!itna light dress
G:agar razi hogaya to is sy shadi kar k hi chorngi
B:ek bar razi hoje phr is ki dost ko bhi nahi choron ga :
apnay zehen main ek dosry k
baray main is tarah sochty hain:
GIRL:kitna sedha larka hy
BOy:kya Fit bachi hy
...GL:kitna nic behavior hy
B:kya figure hy...
G:well educated lagta ha
B:sali mushkil sy set ho gi
G:dressing zabrdst ki hy
B:WOW!itna light dress
G:agar razi hogaya to is sy shadi kar k hi chorngi
B:ek bar razi hoje phr is ki dost ko bhi nahi choron ga :
2 girls were talking..
1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas main kaisi batain kartey hain?
2nd Girl: Wesi he jaisi hm girls karti hain..
1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.
1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas main kaisi batain kartey hain?
2nd Girl: Wesi he jaisi hm girls karti hain..
1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.
