English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
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Santa:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena....
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena....
Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai..
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Teacher:
agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti.
Student : :o bibi bs kr dramay,
menu pta ae teri nazr mry abay te ve.
agr me tmhari mama hoti to tmhe bht pyar krti aur tmhari har baat manti.
Student : :o bibi bs kr dramay,
menu pta ae teri nazr mry abay te ve.
She Is Kidding...
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
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"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...
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"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->
Ek Sardar Doosre Se,
Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. :-)
Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai?
Sardar: Meri 7 Oct ko
Aur uski 13 Nov ko.
Main aur Meri Girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. :-)
Doosra: Wow, Shaadi Kab hai?
Sardar: Meri 7 Oct ko
Aur uski 13 Nov ko.
sardar dukhi tha kisi ny pocha
"kyun tension mein ho"
sardar: yaar 1 dost ko plastoc surgery k liye 3 lakh diye thy.
ab wo sala pehchana nahi ja raha,,
"kyun tension mein ho"
sardar: yaar 1 dost ko plastoc surgery k liye 3 lakh diye thy.
ab wo sala pehchana nahi ja raha,,
Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.
SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,
To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
1 din 1 daku sardar k ghar me ghuss gaya or chilla kr bola:"SONA kaha he?
"Sardar:"Abay pura ghar khali para he, jahan dil chahay soo jaa"
"Sardar:"Abay pura ghar khali para he, jahan dil chahay soo jaa"
Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:
Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do..
Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
BV:
Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do..
Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
Sardar Wife: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di
Sardar: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Sardar Wife: Kaisi galatfahami?
Sardar: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Sardar: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Sardar Wife: Kaisi galatfahami?
Sardar: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Sardar complained 2 Police :
Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV ???
Sardar : I was watching TV na..
Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV ???
Sardar : I was watching TV na..
Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki.
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…
Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia?
SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai…
Sardar Looking at Name Plate of Air Hostess
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That's cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya? :-)
Above her left Breast.. Teena.
Sardar: That's cute name.
DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya? :-)
Teacher sardar sey Koi aisa jumla bnao jis mai
'MAGAR' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,,
Sardar:-
"Wo Mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!!
'MAGAR'
'MAGAR'
'MAGAR' 2 dafa istamaal hua ho,,,
Sardar:-
"Wo Mery aagy chal rahi thi or main us k"!!
'MAGAR'
'MAGAR'
A Sardar Was Helping His Son In Filling Admission Form.
Son: Baapu Ye "Mother's Tongue" Walay Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?
Sardar: Likh De Puttar,
"Very Long":-)
Son: Baapu Ye "Mother's Tongue" Walay Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?
Sardar: Likh De Puttar,
"Very Long":-)
1 Sardar museum gaya, wahan us se 1 Statue toot gaya.
OFFICER:
you have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sardar:
Thanks God,
Main SAMJiYA NAWAN C...!
OFFICER:
you have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Sardar:
Thanks God,
Main SAMJiYA NAWAN C...!
