For Every Idiot,
There Is An Equal
& Opposite Idiot !
They Are Called
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Husband & Wife ... =P =D
There Is An Equal
& Opposite Idiot !
They Are Called
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Husband & Wife ... =P =D
Husband:
Ek writer ne likha hai K
"Shohar ko bhi Ghar K Muamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife:
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka. :-D
Ek writer ne likha hai K
"Shohar ko bhi Ghar K Muamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife:
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka. :-D
Which is the most Dangerous alphabet!
Ans.'W'
Bcoz
all worries start with"W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War,
Wine,
Women
&
Finally
"Wife"
Ans.'W'
Bcoz
all worries start with"W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War,
Wine,
Women
&
Finally
"Wife"
2011 Girls..!
Husband : One Cup Coffee...
Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
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Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....
Husband : One Cup Coffee...
Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again...!!!
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Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling....
* A single Spelling Mistake can Destroy your Life*
A Man went on official trip to other country.
He sent an email to his wife and forgot to put "e" at the end of the word...
"I am Having the most amazing & wonderful time, Its beautiful weather here...
Refreshing environment.. romantic places to go... awsome food.. Luxury room...
I wish you were HER..... !!!! :D:D:D "
A Man went on official trip to other country.
He sent an email to his wife and forgot to put "e" at the end of the word...
"I am Having the most amazing & wonderful time, Its beautiful weather here...
Refreshing environment.. romantic places to go... awsome food.. Luxury room...
I wish you were HER..... !!!! :D:D:D "
How To Start Ur Day Wid A Positive Outlook
......Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"
Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.
Empty The RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC Will Ask You,
"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife Permanently?"
Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly
U'll Feel Better For Sure ;) :P
......Open A New File In Your PC & Name It As "Wife"
Send It To The RECYCLE BIN.
Empty The RECYCLE BIN.
Your PC Will Ask You,
"Are You Sure You Want To Delete Wife Permanently?"
Answer Calmly, 'Yes' And Press The Mouse Button Firmly
U'll Feel Better For Sure ;) :P
JATT apni Unparh BV se: chal Honeymoon per chalty hain.
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Wife:
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Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tussi Ammi nu ly jao...
Police:- Bibi ! Aap Bohat Bahadur hein, Chor Ko Bohat Maara Aap ne.
Lady:- Mujhe Kya Pata tha k, Wo Bechara Chor Tha,
Main To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aaya hy.
A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
Aik admi ki wife mar gayi
Dost usko chup karane k baad:
Tujhe kuch chahye?
Admi:
Jaldi Laptop le aa..
Facebook pe status change kr k Single krna hai..:->
Wife:
Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon
or jal b jaon,
Husbnd: Tum meri zindgi ho
Wife: Or, or kya?
Husbnd:
aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi py......
Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho?
husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho gai
wife- koi baat nahi, ab mai aa gai hun na, mai tumhari maa behen eik kar dungi
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living . . .
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living . . . =P =D
Part Of Living . . .
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living . . . =P =D
A Man To His Friend :
My Wife Died yesterday........
I m Trying To Cry.........
But Treas are Not Coming Out:-))
What To Do ????
Friend :
No Problem Just Imagine She Is Back :
My Wife Died yesterday........
I m Trying To Cry.........
But Treas are Not Coming Out:-))
What To Do ????
Friend :
No Problem Just Imagine She Is Back :
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying pan.
HUSBND:Wht was that for?!
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket,with the name JENNY on it.
HUSBND:I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day, Wife hit him with the Frying pan AGAIN!
HUSBND: Now what happend?!
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the PHONE!
HUSBND:Wht was that for?!
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket,with the name JENNY on it.
HUSBND:I played RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day, Wife hit him with the Frying pan AGAIN!
HUSBND: Now what happend?!
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the PHONE!
Husband N Wife Were Fighting,
Husbnd Aakhir Ma Bola:
Begum Yeh Masla Humein Larai
se Nahi Aqal Se Hal Karna Chahiye!
Biwi Boli:
Han Haan!
Ta K Tum Jeet Jao:-)
Husbnd Aakhir Ma Bola:
Begum Yeh Masla Humein Larai
se Nahi Aqal Se Hal Karna Chahiye!
Biwi Boli:
Han Haan!
Ta K Tum Jeet Jao:-)
Simple Equation For A Successful Marriage :
Wife Must Have
"BEAUTY SECRETS"
Or
Ele The Husband Will
Have "SECRET
BEAUTIES..." =P =D
Wife Must Have
"BEAUTY SECRETS"
Or
Ele The Husband Will
Have "SECRET
BEAUTIES..." =P =D
Wife: Why Are You Back Home So Early?
Husband: At Office Boss Told Me,
..."GO TO HELL"..:-P
Husband: At Office Boss Told Me,
..."GO TO HELL"..:-P
NAIKI Kar K Aesay Bhool Jaaya Karo
..Jaisay..
“shadi” K Baad Admi muskrana bhool jata hai….;-
..Jaisay..
“shadi” K Baad Admi muskrana bhool jata hai….;-
Wife 2 husband:
Agar ap Skin-Specialist hotey to merey face pe sub se phelay kya karte???
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Husband:
Tumhare hont C deta.
Agar ap Skin-Specialist hotey to merey face pe sub se phelay kya karte???
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Husband:
Tumhare hont C deta.
