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Zubaida Aapa k winter totkay  

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Agar Sardiyun me raat ko soney se pehle,
ek addad tez Muli, ubli hui Chaney ki Daal,
aur Kaala Namak hasbeh-e-zaiqa kha k uper se Lehaaf orh liya jaye,
to aap k lehaaf ke andar Chemical Bombing start ho jayegi,
js se andar ka Temperature barh jayega aur sardi nahi lage gi.

Jazbati ho k khaane ki miqdaar ko zyada mat karen,

warna lehaaf jal k phatt sakta hai...

Zubaida Aapa k winter totkay :)

zubeda aapa k Bemisaal totke  

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Agr Larkiyan Din me ek ek Elaichi khol k apne Brezar me daba le

Aur raat ko apne Lover ko duddu chuswaye to lover ko kashmiri cha’e ka maza aayga

(zubeda aapa k Bemisaal totke)

Zubaida apa k “mulk bachao” tootke  

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Agar hukumat kapre pehenne pe pabandi laga de,

to khudkash humle roke ja sakte hen.

Zubaida apa k “mulk bachao” tootke.

Sardi se bchne k lie  

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Agar ap ko ziada sardi lag rhe ho to sardi se bchne k lie
jo krna he kr len me ap logo ki nokar ni jo her chz ka totka btao.

Zubaida aapa aj gussay m.

Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totkay  

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Agr Aapky Khanay May Makhi Gir Jae To.
Usy Nikal Kr Etna Chabayen
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Ksi Or Makhi Ki Jurrat Na Ho Aap K Khanay Ki Taraf Aanay Ki.
Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totkay

Zubaida Aapa k Khooni Totkay  

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Jis Guard Ne Salman Taseer Ko Mara Hai…
Aisa Guard Zardari Ko B Dia Jaye…

(Zubaida Aapa k Khooni Totkay)

Zubaida Apa K Zalim Totke  

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Safar Me Agar Bp Low Hojay Aur Namak
Dastyab Na Ho To



Naak Se Choohe Nikal Kar Zaban Se
Chaat Lene Se Bp Normal Hojata
Hy.. =P

Zubaida Apa K Zalim Totke ;->

Zubaida Apa Gusse Mein  

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Aakhir Kia Masla Hy
Tum Logo'n k Saath
Har Waqt Tumhe'n Totke
Batati Raho'n
Faltu Samjha Hy Kia ?
...Jab Dekho Zaleel o Khwar
Kia Hua Hy

SsssssssssHhhh

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Zubaida Aapa Ghusse
Mein :P :D

Zubaida Aapa K Bachkana Totkay!  

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Agar Koi Bacha Har Waqt Naak Me Ungli Daale Rakhta
Ha To Usey Bina Lastick Ki Chaddi Pehna Dein.
Yun Wo Dono Haathon Se Apni Chaddi Sambhalne Ki
Waja Se Naak Me Ungli Dena Bhool Jaye Ga!:-P;-)

Zubaida Aapa K Bachkana Totkay!

Umda aur taza khusbodar gobar ka use by Apa  

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Chahre ki rangat me nikhar,
Aur kel mahason se nijaat me ubtan jesa naqis tareqa tark kren,
Aur sasta aur nehayat moassar tariqa apnaen,
Muhallay ki qarib tar cow se mulaqat karen,
Aur unka umda aur taza khusbodar gobar le k chahre pe malyay,
Phir daikhna apka yh nikhar dunya daikhay gi

Zubaida apa k totkay ;)

Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky  

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Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To,

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Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay.....

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( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky ) ': )

Zubaida Aapa Ke Totke  

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Agar Nazla Zukam K Douran Behne Wala
Material Kisi Air Tight Bottle Men Save
Karlia Jai Tu Glue Ki Jagah Use
Kia Ja Sakta Hai...
Zubaida Aapa Kai Totke... ;->

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