
Aur Hath Mein Kaju Thay,
Jo Poore Raste Khaate Aayi Thi...
Tum Ne Ghalat Kaha Ke Bhooke Nanage Aye Thay Hum..
Zubeda Apa Ka Latest Bayan.. :)

Boy: Mujhe aap ke signature chahiyen.
Girl: Kahan pr??
Boy: Nikah namey
pr..:-)_!
Sab Log Humen PAGAL Kyun Kehte Hain?
Dusra PAGAL:
Tu Dafa Kar Yaar,
Hum kaun sa pagal hain
Yeh Le LEMOO
LASSI Bana.
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Kachiii
Pakkiii
kerne ka?
Jub yehi pata na chalay
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"PAKORON" ko english mein kia kehte hain.
Bv Rute Hue; Koi Bat Nai Ji!
Admi;Tere Bhai Ne Tjhe Amant Di Thi 1Lakh Wo B Mene Ghayb Kia!
Bv: Mene Apko Maf Kia!
Admi: Teri Kmeti K Pesy B Mene Hi Chori Kiye Thy!
Khalda: Koi Baat Nai Ji, Apko ZEHR B Mene Hi Diya Hai
Hai To Bht Tklef Hoti He
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6-SMS PACKage
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7-LOTEY MAY PANI.+.+.+.:-D;-(
Warna USKI shaadi me Jaa K
*COCA COLA*Hi Pee lengy.
bbbuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr..
Baji mubarak ho shadi :-)
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"Wo Bohat hasi" aur
"phir b nahi phasi".
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"SAME AS ABOVE"
:O :D :p B-)