Indian and pakistani fauji ki fone pe jang;
Day - 1
Pakistani: danda hay???
Indian: hay.
Pakistani: gand mein lay lo.
Day - 2
Pakistani: danda hay???
Indian: nahi.
Pakistani: gand mein lay liya kia???
Day - 3
Pakistani: danda hay???
Indian: hay bhi aur nahi bhi.
Pakistani: andar bahir kar rahay ho kiya???
Day - 4
Indian (calls to pakistani) danda hay???
Pakistani: gand mein lena hay kiya???