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Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se lar pra
Pathan’s dad:kia hua?
Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy
Bv rotay hue: wo “Tawez”ni

“Tea Bag” tha

How does a Sardar Dial 4435544355? Think ?

First he dials 4435544355 then press REDIAL Intelligent like U!

The Person Who Loves You Alot Will Always
Do Two Things Extremely For You:

1. CARING
n
2. HURTING

Biwi ne kameez utari, sexy nazar say
Shohar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar
bhi utar ker boli:

"Pata hai na, kya karna hai?"

Shohar: Han, kapray dhonay hai.. ;

Teacher ne 1 bachhe ki mom ko likha:
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

Name:
father name:
nick name:
date of birth:
birth star:
education:
color:
flavor:
movie:
song:
hero:
female hero:
dish:
place:
friend:
lover name:
koi achi bat:
koi buri bat:
muj se dosti ki waja:
kis k bina nahi g skte:
2nd life ma kis ka sath chaho gay:
futur plan:

all ans should be true.

Smile 4ever
udasi never!

Speak 4ever
gumsum never!

Share 4ever
hide never!

Remember me 4ever
4get me never!

AND,,,

SMS me 4everBUT kanjosi never...

Us k sath rhte rhte hame chahat c hogai"
Us se bat krte krte hame adat c hogai"
1 pal na mily to becheni c lgti hai"
dosti nibhate nibhate hme Mohbat c hogai...

"RASOOL-E-PAK" "S.A.W.W." ny farmaya

"Jab tum kuch bhul jao to mujh py darood parho,

INSHALLAHA yad aa jay ga"

Kiya Aap ne kabhi Sherri Rehman ki press confernce ko suna tha, , ,?
Kuch aisay hoti thi, , , ,:
"jee Aap karain,,,,Aap nahi","Aap ne pehlay kiya tha na,,"
"Peechay walay ko moqa dain"
"Aagay se sub ne kar liya?"
"Aap ne nahi kiya?"
"Sub barri barri karain warna main chali jaaon gi".*

Na dhondna hum ko dunia ki tanhai mein Faraz,
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Kyun ke sardi buhat hai

Is liye hum hongy apni razai mein...!!

"PAGAL Si iK LARKi ha"

Har pal wo mujhko takti ha,

Aankh mn us-ki MASTI ha,

Wo baat baat per hansti ha,

Har roz wo ROOP badalti ha,

Har ROOP mn achi lagti ha,

Is DIL mn AAG bharakti ha,

Jab meri taraf wo bharti ha,

Deedar ko deed tarasti ha,

Fursat mn aankh barasti ha,

Wo jab B mujh se milti ha,

Ye ZALIM duniya jalti ha,

Pyar wo mujh se karti ha,

IZHAR se lekin darti ha,

"PAGAL Si IK LARKi ha"

Sardar: Agr naryal k darkhat pe char jao tu kia enginering college ki larkia dikhe gi?

Pathan: Han! Aur hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi dikh jae gi..

Phone k rishty b ajeeb hoty hain,

Balnce rakh kr b log ghareb hoty hain

Khud Msg krny ki,hoti nahi taufiq jinko

Muft msgs parhny k kitny shokeen hoty hain

PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI

ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai

yehi style hai sab
ASHIQON KA.

Kya kare jan!

Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.:-);-)

Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola:
Light aa rahi hai ?

Nurse boli : NO

Bacha bola Oh tadi pan no...







'PAKISTAN wich paida ho gaya'

Mujhai Apni Mohabat Ka "AITEBAR"To Do

Mein Toot K Chahon Tumhen Ye"IKHTYAR" To Do

Guzarti Hi Nhi Ye Zindgi "TANHA"

Apni 1 Friend Ka Number "UDHAR"To Do..!;-)

Pathan molvi se: namaz sikha do..

Molvi: (sana) ati hai?

Pathan: Sana to nahi..

Uski chhoti sister hina aati hai..

meri us se settng hai.

Give the answer of Question.

Reply is must.

Pagal tanhai mai kya mehsoos krta hay?



koi jaldi nahi jab mehsoos kro to bata dayna..!

Ay-Mister

Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Krne Ka Hy

Bole T0
CHAPTER CLOSE


Agr Compromise Krne Ka Hy To
4-5 peti Sms ki Bhej Daal

Warna khalas.

Send Me SMS

Zindagi ki Raaho me Ishq na Mile.

Is Be'Dard Zamane se Kuch na Mile.

Hum AFSOS Q Kare Woh Hame na Mile,

Arey AFSOS to Woh Kare Jinhe Hum na mile..

1967,Dulha Jahez Mai TV Maangta Tha.

1978,Motor Cycle.

1989,Gold.

2000,AC & Car.

2010 Khuda K Wastay Jahez Na do Bas:

"ZERO METER " Dulhan De Do...

Urdu Funny SMS

Zindgi mai 2 logon ka boht khyaal rakhna!

1= "Wo jinho ne tumhari JEET k liye sab kuch haara ho.."

2= "Wo jinho ne har dukh sukh main tumhen pukara ho..

Teri Kashti-e-Mohabbat mein kiya sawaar huye "FÄRÄZ"

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Samandar-e-ishQ b khushk ho gya Humari Piyaas dekh kr.

Tujhe dekh k khara hota hy

Meri Hasraton ka Minar . . .

wah wah

Aa Jhuk zara main dal dun..

Tere GaLe mein

Phoolon ka Haar

BE POSITIVE YAR.

College k boys toilet my likha tha

“Ap ka mustaqbil ap k hath me ha”

&

Girls toilet main likha tha,

“Apny mustaqbil main ungliyaan na maarain”

what is the similarity between MAN and Q
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Both are ZERO with small dick hanging off them

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need

Old G/f: 1/2 tablet

Mistress: 1 tablet

Wife: 2 tabs + whiskey + blue film + will power + her permission.

Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya.."



Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua"



Boy: "koi baat nahi! doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "

Girl : " mom what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti when u will grow & will become a good girl! u will get one."



Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "

Oh, but this is a good morning!

My coffee is steaming hot
A fragrant rose someone sweet gave to me
reminds me I'm loved a lot

I sit with my thoughts of life and dreams
wondering what today will unfold of friends
whom I cherish, who stand by me
with loyalty and devotion untold.

The rain fall today but I bask in the warmth
and I know Spring will soon come along
with azaleas, crocuses and daffodils
and little birds bursting with song

I finish my coffee and prepare for my day
wash my face and straighten my hair
I reach for a vase, and with a smile in my face
I place my little rose there ....

During my many years with Paramahansa Yogananda, my gurudeva, I saw that he never prayed for himself. In fact, he once said: "I cannot pray for myself. I have given my life wholly to God, to do with as He will." Guru's life was an example of surrender.

~ Sri Daya Maa ~ Only Love ~

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl.

"If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go.

But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

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In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...

This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend,
Someone who changes your life.
Someone who makes you laugh endlessly.
This is forever friendship.

Your forever friend helps you through the hard times,
The sad time, and enjoys with you the good times.
Your forever friend holds your hand and assures you
That everything is going to be okay.

And if you find such a friend,
You feel happy and complete because
You need not worry.
You have a forever friend for life

And forever has no end.

If I was rich I'd buy the moon...
My bedroom would have a window with a view of the world...
My pets would have diamond teeth ..
I'd have Paris Hilton as my servant - always ready to work...
My glasses would only be made of original diamonds...
If i have time, i will play golf on my boat ...
I would have only spring water from the Himalayas to flush my toilet with ....
My swimming pool would only be filled with expensive perfume ...
Only a professional would wash my car (because it would be gold plated)...
My laptop would have diamond edging and Intel Pentium IX with ram 30 gigabyte...

Ok, enough dreaming!!! Get back to business now! !!

Why We............ ..
Why our eyes sparkele Why our face shine?
Even we don't know, He is Mine........ ....

Why we became impatiant, When HE is not online,
Why we became so happy,Even got an Offline.

Why we started like colours,of HIS choice,
Why we change our Avatar of HIS choice,

Why we look in mirror again and again
why we start smiling again and again
why we want to forget every pain.....

Why we start gingling ,love music really,
Why we start listening Rahat Fateh Ali

Why we always imagine,HE is all around
Why our heart starts beating up and down
As we are sitting together in a merry-go-round

As HE is on every page,why we start hiding diary
Why we suddenly start writing sher-o-shayari.

Why we start imagining sitting with HIM on the sea shore
Why started liking enjoying sunset on the sea shore

Why we start caring for the weather
The place HE live
Why we start counting the distance,
From the place we live.

Thinking to be with HIM,why we want to be alone
What is the thing going in the mind which creats Cyclone

Why we start praying to god,To save HIM all the time
Why we start assuring (ourself)that,
HE is there for me all the time........ ......... ........

Good Friends Are Hard To Find.
Good Friends Are Easy To Love.
Good Friends Are Presents That
Last Forever And That Feel
Like Gifts From Above

Good Friends Are One In A Million.
Good Friends Are Stories To Share.
Good Friends Know The Path To Your
Happiness, And They Walk With You
All The Way There.

Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.
Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.
Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep
That The Trust Just Keeps Growing
Over The Years.

Good Friends Are Hard To Find.
Good Friends Are Easy To Adore.
And You've Been Such A Good Friend To Me
...That I Could Ask For Nothing More.

Thanks for Being Such a Wonderful Friend

A friend is 1% FUNNY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING and


90% GOOD-LOOKING.

THAT'S WHY I AM UR FRIEND

REMEMBER ME IN YOUR PRAYERS

During my second month of nursing school, our
professor gave us a quid. I was a conscientious student and
had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one:
"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the
cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark haired and in
her 30s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my
paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one
student asked if the last question would count toward our quid grade.

"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your career you will
meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your
attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson.

I also learned her name was Ruthie.

Characteristics of a Muslim Husband

No one ever thinks about the characteristics of a Muslim husband. It is always what a wife should do for the husband...and the list never ends; home management, tutoring, ferrying the kids, caring, cooking, cleaning, washing, working, you name it, she is doing it. so what about the brothers?

Our beloved Prophet SAW was not like this. So, why the men of this
Ummah? It is quite interesting. So I thought I'd share it with you!!!
What a Muslim husband should be like................................

1. Dress up for your wife, look clean and smell good..
When was the last time you went shopping for designer pyjamas? Just like the husband wants
his wife to look nice for him, she also wants her husband to dress up
for her too. Remember that the Prophet (PBUH) would always start with
Miswak when returning home and always loved the sweetest smells.

2. Use the best names for your wife. Call your wife by the most beloved

names to her, and avoid using names that hurt their feelings.

3. Don't treat her like a fly. We never think about a fly in our daily
lives until it 'bugs' us. Similarly, a wife will do well all day - which
brings no attention from the husband - until she does something to 'bug'
him.. Don't treat her like this; recognize all the good that she does
and focus on that.

4. If you see wrong from your wife, try being silent and do not comment!
This is one of the ways the Prophet (PBUH) used when he would se e
something inappropriate from his wives (R.A). It's a technique that few
Muslim men have mastered.

5. Smile at your wife whenever you see her and embrace her often..

Smiling is Sadaqah and your wife is not exempt from the Muslim Ummah.
Imagine life with her constantly seeing you smiling. Remember also those
Ahadith when the Prophet (PBUH) would kiss his wife before leaving for
Salaah, even when he was fasting.

6. Thank her for all that she does for you. Then thank her agai n! Take

for example a dinner at your house. She makes the food, cleans the home,
and a dozen other tasks to prepare. And sometimes the only
acknowledgment she receives is that there needed to be more salt in the
soup. Don't let that be; thank her!

7. Ask her to write down the last ten things you did for her that made
her happy. Then go and do them again. It may be hard to recognize what

gives your wife pleasure. You don't have to play a guessing game, ask
her and work on repeating those times in your life.

8. Don't belittle her desires. Comfort her. Sometimes the men may look

down upon the requests of their wives. The Prophet (PBUH) set the
example for us in an incident when Safiyyah (R.A) was crying because, as
she said, he had put her on a slow camel. He wiped her tears, comforted
her, and brought her the camel.

9. Be humorous and play games with your wife. Look at how the Prophet
(PBUH) would race with his wife Aisha (R.A) in the desert. When was the
last time we did something like that?

10. Always remember the words of Allah's Messenger (PBUH): 'The best of
you are those who treat their families the best. And I am the best
amongst you to my family.' Try to be the best!

In conclusion: Never forget to make Dua to Allah - ta'ala to make your
marriage successful. And Allah ta'ala knows best!!

Everything in this world can be seen as you wish to.

Good or Bad;
Simple or Complicated;
Easy or Difficult.

Its not how things are;
Its about how you look up to them.

And how you look up to them is all up to you..

· Winning isn't everything but wanting to win is.
· You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
· When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
· Don't fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
· The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
· If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
· If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.
· Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
· You won't get a second chance to make a first impression.
· Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.
· Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.
· If you are not failing, you're not taking enough risks.
· Don't try to get rid of your bad temper by losing it.
· If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
· Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything.
· There are two kinds of failures: Those who think and never do,
and those who do and never think.

· Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
· All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.
· Change your thoughts and you change your world.
· Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.
· There are two kinds of fools in this world.:
Those who give advice and those who don't take it.
· The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.
· Management is doing things right.
Leadership is doing the right things.

**WARNING**

THIS IS NOT STRICTLY TRUE IN EVERY SAALI'S. A


*What is the difference between Saali & Wife*

Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty
Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension
Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi
Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka
Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool
Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi
Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

If you have a Saali pass it on to her and let her know How you feel about her.
This is your chance

If you haven't got a Saali then still Pass it on to others. let them have a good Laugh.

*Ek Dukhi Pati.*

Agar KUTTAY ko Coat Pant Pehna Diya Jaye to Usay Kya Kahenge?

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Bewaqoof!


Kutta He Kahenge.


Lekin Jo Aapne Socha Woh Bhi Theek Hai. :-)

1 Faqeer Bachi Se:

ALLAH k Naam Per De Beta

Bachi: Mai Beta Nahi Beti Hon.

Faqeer: ALLAH k Naam Pe De Beti.
Bachi: Mera Naam Nusrat Hai.

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Per De Nusrat.
Bachi: Mera Pora Naam Nusrat Parveen Hai.

Faker: ALLAH k Naam Per De Nusrat Parveen.

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat.

"Muaf Karo Baba"

Arz Kia Hai:

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Zara si Tawajja Plz
Bhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Kya Irshaad Farmaya hai
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai

Bohat Khob

Bhai Waah


Mar Daala Zalim

Dobara Irshaad

Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai.


Nahi Dalo to Nahi Chalti Hai.

What is The Similarity Between Girls and Mobile Phones?

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Think

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Jitnay Pangay LoGay,
Utnay He Functions Pata Chalengy. :-)

2010 Ka Sab Se Barra Saaneha Kya Hai?

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Socho

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Chalo mai batata hn


Valentine's Day Sunday Ko Hoga.

Ab Girls Kya Bahana Bana Kar Ghar Se Niklen gi?

Is words se star plus k ek darame ka nam banaeye chalange for u

Moob moob kala kasha .

Reply must.

wo konsi 3sri sabzi hai jis ke end me (ter) ata ho

(1).TAMATER
(2).MATTER
(3).

Whz it chalange 4 u.

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea

He saw a pack of stones...

To pass time He started throwing the stone into the sea

While having the last stone in the hand

The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea ..


Moral:


Don't get up early in the morning . . .

Teray hontoon kay taqadus ka khayal aata hay faraz,

Warna pholoon ko to hum choom liya kartay hain.

=**=Yeh Zarori Nhi K Jis Ko Chaha Jaye Woh Muqaddar Mein Ho Mohsin ;

=**=Zarori Ye Hai K Itna Toot K Chaho k Taqdeer Hi BadaL Jaye.

Wo judai bhi kitni ajeeb thi k tujhe alwida bhi na keh saka..,


teray dil mein rehne ka khayal tha tere sheher mein bhi na reh saka..!

Sad SMS

Mudat K Bad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Wo

Najane Kia Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Wo

Mujhe Dekh Kr Usne Chehra To Chupa Lya

Mgr Ankhen Bata Rahi Thi K ROYA Hua Tha Wo

Uski Ankhon Min Dekh Kr MEHSOOS Hua Mjhe

Meri Tarha Kisi Sooch Min DOOBA Hua Tha Wo

Uski Sone Jaisi RANGAT Zard Parh Gayi Thi

Jaise Kisi K Pyar Min Jalla Hua Tha Wo

Qurbaan Jaon Us Shaks ki kismat Pe Main

Yad Min JisKi Khoya Hua Tha Wo..

Nazron sey nazren mili to bura maan gey,

Hum ney aankhon sey ishara kia to bura maan gey,

Mohabbat ka izhar to unhon ney hi kia tha,

Hal-e-dil hum ney sunaya to bura maan gey,

Har baat pey muskurana un ki aadat thi,

Thora sa hum ney hasaya to bura maan gey,

Humen aazmaney ki baat kartey they woh aksar,

Jab hum ney aazamaya to bura maan gey,

Dosti main bewafai na karna woh aksar yeh kehtey they,

Isi baat ko jab hum ney duhraya to bura maan gey...

Dil Ki Khamoshi Se Sanson K Thehr Jane Tk,

Yad Aye Ga Muje Shakhs Wo Mar Jane Tk,

UsNe Ulft K B Pemane Bna Rkhe Thy,

MaiNe Chaha Tha Usy Had Se Guzr Jane Tk

Koi aik Number choose karo.
30,40,50,60, 70,80,90,100
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Or utne ka mere Number per Load karwa do...

Then I'll tell u ke Balance aaya ya nahi.!

its true ;-

ALLAH kare k

Bhaag jaye uski beti gadha gari pe

Wah wah wah


Bhag jaye uski beti gadha gari pe,

Jisne pabandi lgai he DOUBLE SAWARI pe

Jo Muslim es bat ki gawahi deta ho k Allah k ilawa koi mabod nahi aur Muhammad (Sallallahu Alaehi Wasallam) Allah k Rasol hen to 3 sorton k ilawa eska khon bahana jaiz nahi:

1- Jan k badle Jan
2- Shadi shuda zani
3- Islam ko chorne wala (Bukhari)

Kya Tumhe Malum Nahi K Asmano Aur Zameen Ki Baadshahat Allah Hi K Liye Hai,

Aur Allah K Siwa Na Tumhara Koi Dost Hai Aur Na Hi Madadgar

Al-Baqarah(40)

"Agar Allah ko dekhna chahte ho
To subah uth k muskurate hue
Apni "MAA" ko dekho

Unme
"ALLAH" ki jhalak hogi

Q

k

ALLAH ka 1 Rop MAA b hy".

Cigratte piny se 8minutes ki zindagi kam ho jati he,


or hansny se 10minutes ki zindagi bharh jati he.


is liye PEETY JAO HANSTY JAO,

JHOOLY LAL..haha

~Sb kuch he mere paas par dil ki dawa nahi

~Door wo mujh se he pr me khafa nai

~Maloom he ab bhi PYAR karta he mujhe

~Me thora ZIDDI ho mgr bewafa nhi....

"Khuda Har Nazar
Se Bachaye Tumhe


"Chand Sitaro Se
Ziada Sajaye Tumhe


"Gham Hota Hy Kya
Ye Pata Bhi Na Chale



"Khuda Zindagi Me
Itna Hansaye Tumhen.

Aameen

Koi ata hai yad bahut sone se pehly

Jo cheen leta hai Aansoo mery rony se pehly

Ab neend B aaye to men sona nahi chahta

Kisi Qeemat pe B Men us ko khona nahi chahta

Ho jaye wo kaash mera mujhy khony se pehly

Jo aata hai yad bahut sone se pehly

*.__.*GOOD*.__.**.__.*NIGht*.__.

Ek Ameer Ghareeb se: Ye tumhara Lun itna bara kyun hai ?



Ghareeb: Zor say hass kar bola,

Kyon k BACHPAN main mere paas koi aur KHILONA nahi tha.

Betey ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di aur kaha,

Papa agar Maza Aaye to Subah 100 rupay mere takiye k neeche rakh dena...

subha takiye k neeche 1100 they

Beta:Papa maine to sirf 100 ka kaha tha

Papa:1000 rupey Teri Maa ne diye hain.

1 Bacha Drakht se Gir Gaya or Taang tot Gyi

Doctor Ne Keeray Mar Dawa D

bacha: Tang totne pe Keray Mar Dawa Q?

Doctor: Keera hey jabi to Darakht Pe Chara tha.

Doctor Funny Jokes

Naveed bhai niche ka msg parho

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Bhosri k to q parh rha hai?

To Naveed hai kia?

Gando

har kisi ki gand me ghusna zarori hai....

Sexy funny Japan's President's Name:
Yua Yua Ma Yua

Prime Minister:
Tang Shang Chuk

Governor:
Lun Shan Pa

Speaker:
Pa Pura Pa

First Lady:
Chan Zor La

Aj boht kuch hoga
"SHAM K BAD"

bistr pr litaonga tujy

SHAM K BAD

Tujy Boht Naaz ha apni gand pe chikne

tera hosh Uradonga

SHAM K BAD

Tujhe Chosne ka shoq ha Boht

Apna LUN tere Halaq me Phsaonga

SHAM K BAD

Tujy Kya Khabr Kasy Hoti ha Tasali

Dekhna Mera Khara Lun

SHAM K BAD

Hr Orat Deti ha bacha 9 mah Bad

Mujh se Chudwa K Tu Dega Bacha
Hr SHAM K BAD

Na kya kr Ghuror itna apni Nanhi c Gand pr

Mar Mar k Sujadonga Teri Gand
SHAM K BAD . .

I Woke Up a Few MintUes Ago
But
then I Feel Incomepletness
Till I Remembered
I Havent Texted U Yet
Have A Pleasant Morning..
G(^_^)(^_^)D
M(~_~)rnIng

2010 ka 1st or zalim sms



Ik larki larkey say juda hotay howe boli


Mutthon main yaad rakhna...:-

"1 Din Meera k 7"

Q. Subah uth kr pehle kia krti ho?
Ans. G me apne ghr jati hon,

Q: Aap zyada shoping kapro ki krti ho or khush baghair kapro k rhti ho kia ye khula tazad nai?
Ans: G 1 shoq hai or 1 business.

Q: Aapne bolywud or lolywud k hero me kia farq paya?
Ans: sirf khatnay ka

Or Ab 1 akhri sawal?

Q: Aapko konsA syasatdan psand hE?
Ans: Musharaf

wo Q?
Ans. Q k onho ne hi sb se pehle 1 ghanta agay 1 ghanta peche krne ka hukm dia...!

Yaqin Pe Yaqin DiLate Hen Dost

Rah Chalte Ko jotiyan parwate Hen Dost

Pepsi BoL K KUPPI PiLate Hen Dost

PehLi Bar Zindgi May cigret pilate hen dost

Roz ghar dair se aane per AMMI se dant pittwate hen Dost

Pr kuch b kaho kambakhat bohat yad aate hen Dost....

Mere kandhe pe Ser Rakh ker...
Usne Pucha ke kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge...


Maine Hanste howe kaha jab Tak
Log Mujhe kandhon Pe Na uthayen....

1 admi_____me peda hua,
_____me kam krta tha,
us k_____me dard hua,
wo_____me he mr gya,&
_____he me dfan hua

in sb blanks me 1 hi lafz aega.
Its CHALLENGE !

Khubsorti ye nai k naye kapre,
Jooty pehno, Smart nazar ao,
Balky khubsorti to ander ki hoti hai...


Is Liye "Underwear" Saaf Suthra Pehna Karo.:-P

KHUDA Kare K 2010
Apko RAAS Aajae

Jise Ap Chahen
Wo Ap K PAS Aajae

Ap Sare SAAL
KANWARE Na Rahen

DUA Hai


Apka RiSHTA Lekar
Apki SAAS Aajaey.;-)

AAMEEN

Meri har ek ada mein chupi thi teri mohabt...
Tu nay mehsoos na kia ye or baat hay,

Main nay har dam teray he khawab dekhay...
Mujhay tabeer na mili ye or baat hay,

Main nay jab b tujh say baat karne chahi...
Mujhay alfaaz na milay ye or baat hay,

Main teri mohabat k samandar mein bahut door tak nikle...
Mujhay sahil na mila ye or baat hay,

Qudrat nay lika tha tujh ko meri taqdeer main...
Teri qismat mein hum na the ye aur baat hay.

"Whenever There Is a Hard Job To Be Done,

I Assign It To a Laziest Man As I m Sure that he will

Find An Easy Way Of Doing It.

(Bill Gates)

Larka Larki se:jani main ap k liy kuch b kr skta hon.

Larki:kuch b?

Larka:Han kuch b.

Larki:Acha tu Aisa kro k sms parhne wale ki gand maRo .

Larka= OK!

Maaf krna dost AASHIQ MAJBOR A Bhale kaydo b Kandhar Huje.

Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.

Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

Please pass this to the people you care about.......

Shadi Ke 20th Anversry Pr Husband Gehri Soch May Tha..
Wife Asks: Kia Soch Rahy Ho?



Husband: Kia Tumhy Yad Hai Ke Kub Tumhary Baap Ne Hum
Ko Date Per Pakra Tha?
Wife: Yes.



Husband: Or Usnay Gun Point Per Mujhay Kaha Tha Ke Ya
To Meri Beti Se Shadi Karo Ya 20years Ke Liye Jail Jao.
Wife Smiles: Yes..



Husband: AhH! Aaj Ke Din Me Azad Ho Jata..!!!

Teri Dosti Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hai Jese



ULLU KO RAAT
DENTIST KO DAANT,



GADHAY KO LAAT
RAJA KO TAJ.




KUTTE KO HADDI
OR
NANGAY KO CHADDI..!!!

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins.

Second Best:

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Third Best SMS:

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens .

...SiNDH mein

2 Cheezen Bohat Popular hen.

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<)) assi

./I.

Ty

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/.".) "^----;";

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Hahahaha

Dobte soraj ko dekhta hon tu ye sochta hon Faraz..!!

Ek aur din guzar gia tera dedar kiye baghair..

Sumtimes i feel, what i earnd in life,?

money?
no!

name?
no!

fame?
no!

but i earned de most precious thing

friends...

Or wo be

"aik se aik HaRaM¡".......

Maa/Bap apne 6 saal k Bachey se:
So ja Beta!
Nahi to Bhoot aa jaye ga..
Bacha: Aap Log ko to bs chudaei ki lagi rehti hy,
Bhoot yahan kia Apni Maa chudany ayga.

Ak pathan biwi ki Gand pe hath pher k ro para,

Biwi ne pucha sartaj ap kiun roe

Pathan: Tumhari Gand pe hath phair k aj uski yad a gai jo sms parh raha hai..

Afghanistan wo mulk hai jis main train nahi chalti.

Dunya ka sb se bara school CHICAGO main hai.

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctr HYRO FILS ne kya.

Dunya ka sb se bara Hospital BAGHDAD(IRAQ) main hai.

Dunya ka sb se bara DARAKHT LONDON main hai.

aur dunya ka sub se bara DOG pakistan mein hai.

Samajh to gaye ho gai aap?

New married larki se uski saheli ne pocha:
Honeymoon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki:Islamabad Lahore,Muree.
Saheli:kya kya dekha?
Larki:bedroom or bathroom.

I m now in importnt days of my life,i
Hve started studying & decided nt 2 msg,
I don't have time.Hope u'll coperate
Thanx



This is called



Over Acting:D

8 saal ka Bacha
Rape case men Pkra Gya
LADY wkeel ne
Adalat men Uski Lulli Pakri or Boli:-
"Kia ye Rape Kar Skta he?
BACHA Bola:-
"Hila mat case Haar jae gi..

Kisi bhi insaan ko fazool na samjho.

KYUN K Jo darakht phal nahi deta

WOH saaya zaroor deta hai.

Do u know whats the meaning of IPL??



Socho?





IPL MEANS...





I NDIA
P ER
L ANAT..

Forward if u r a true PAKISTANI..

A man wanted to enter a club.

Every member knows password,
The man hid himself beside wall and tried to listen password

A member came watchman said "twelve"
Member replied "6"
watchman opened d door,
Another membr came,
Watchman said "six"
Membr replied "3"
watchman opened d door,

Man thought he had got d PW, He went at door
Watchman said "eight"
Man replied "4"
Watchman did not open d door!
What was password?

>wazu kr k sona.

>bister jharna

>dahini krwat pr sona

>tahajjud &fajr k lea jagne ki neyat krna

>1 glass pani p k sona

>pehla kalma

>ayat ul kursi

>10 Durud pak. >4 sura e fatiha. >3 sura e ikhlas. >4 teesra kalma. >10 Astaghfar.

>sub ko maaf kr k sona

>sonay ki dua prh kr sona

"ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTO WA AHYA."

Dost ki "yaad" har waqt satae gi



Dukh k Waqt Dosti" yaad" aae gi


us din jano gey Dost ki "qadar"


jis din Dost se "zindagi" rooth jae gi.

Feeling is very special,
Never ignore it,

Eye is a book
Try to read it

Love is precious
Never lose it

And

Friendship is a mirror
Never break it.

Sher likha jata hy,Parha jata hy,

Suna jata hy,Kaha jata hy,

Lekin jab sher samne ata hy,

to pajama uper se dheela,

Neeche se geela

Aur peechay se peela ho jata hy...

Juma Bazar mn aadmi aawaz laga rha tha

"Sher ka pinjra
10 rupay mein!
10 rupay meinn!

Logon ne paas ja
kar dekha to wo

kamina


"UNDER WEAR" bech raha tha..!

'No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own Past.....

Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach.....!

Najane Kya GULLU CHARSI (40) se Zamana Chahta Hy

GULLU CHARSI (40) ki chikni Gand phaar na chahta hai.

Najane Kya Bat Hy GULLU CHARSI (40) ki Gand Me

Meri Tarha Hr koi GULLU CHARSI (40) ki Gand maarna chahta hai...

G.A GULLU CHARSI...

A highly successful flirter was once asked:
Which one is your best G.F?

He reply: The next one.

MORAL:
Always aim high & continuously improve your performance.

~"LearN FoR ExcellencE, NoT FoR SuccesS.....

SuccesS WilL AlwayS FolloW YoU....."~

(BABA RANCHORDAS CHANCHER)

*3 idiots* ;-)

Agr "Sindh" ki larkiyan papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.

Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti
.
.
.
.
PAPPI TO WATHO

PAPPI TOU LELO.;-)

M00n is D00bing
Sun is Ugging
Birds r Chillaying
Hens r Kukrukuing Fl0wers r Khusb0 deying
Peac0cks r Naaching
All r Kahing
"GOOD MORNING"
&
U R Still S0ying:-)

Child use it 4 sucking

Illitrate people,
4 stamp

Winners,
4 victory

&


My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs

OH...U TOO? :-)

NON SMOKERS- I hate cigarette so i do not touch it...

SMOKER- I too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT'...

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name...

SardarJi SMS

Teacher: isko english mein translate karo

"ZOYA ne kpry pehen lye hyn"


Students: "Oh! Shit we are late" :-)

Girl 2 boy: Apne baal to dekho, jese ghaas ugi hui hoti hai.

Boy: Me b isi liye itni der se soch raha hun,

ke mere pas KHOTI(Donkey) kyu khari hai. :-)

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Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahata hun,
Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahte hai,
Wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chhu le...
***HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY***

We salute out Great Freedom fighters
"JAI HIND"...
"VANDE MATARAM"
Happy Republic Day 2010
To you and Your Family

DESH bahkto kai balidaan sai,
SWATNATRA hoai hai hum.. Koi puche kon ho
To GRAV sai kahnge bhartiya hai ham.
****HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY.. IN ADDVANCE***

Pankh failaye hue more bahut dekhe hain,
Ghan par chaye Ghanghor bahut dekhe hai,
Nadi kehti hai Samandar se umhadna Seekho,
Humne Barsaat ke ye shor bahut dekhe hain.
Happy Republic Day 2010 to You

Republic Day SMS Shayaris Collections for You...

Here's wishing each and everyone of you
a very Happy Republic Day.
There is this feeling which we all experience and
which cannot be expressed in words,
feeling of being an Indian, feeling of triumph.
There's certainly something magical
about being an Indian, you gotta be
one to experience this.
Happy Republic Day 2010 to you

Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.
A Very Happy Republic Day To You.

Let us remember the golden heritage of
our country and feel proud to be a part of India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 2010

Buland Bharat ke nikkamme baccho,
valentines / friendship day hota to
ab tak 100 sms Aa gaye hote.
Come on, it's a great day.
So wish everybody
JAI HIND.. Happy Republic Day 2010

Our life is full of Colours
I hope this 26th January 2010
Will add more colors to your life
Happy Republic Day 2010

Still Sleeping? The nation needs you!
You need to be Awaken!
You are part of world's biggest Democracy,
Today is the day when We got our own constitution,
Its Indian Republic Day..
Wake up and Value this Day - 26th January 2010

28 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religions,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major Festivals
1 Country!
Be Proud To Be An Indian!...
Great Republic...
Happy Republic Day 2010 !!

Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today
Don't forget the effort,
make it movement of mass !!

Happy Republic Day 2010 to You

Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,aur bharat gantantra bana.
Gantantra Divas Ki Shubhkamnayen

Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo
nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo
In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai.
JAI HIND Happy Republic Day 2010

Perfume wala : "Sahab perfume le lo, perfume le lo."


Memon: 25 paise wala dikhao...



Perfume wala: meri BAGHAL me ungli daal ke soongh le.

Memon Jokes

Umar ke samandar me

Roshni ki khwahish me

Waqt k sitare hain

Jis Khuda ne ye Dharti

ye Falak sanware hain

Us se ilteja ha ye

or mri Dua ha ye

Wo Tmhari qismat me

ILM ki rida likh de

WAFA ki inteha likh de

RIZQ be-pnah likh de

MAA ki dua likh de

Aur Apni RAZA likh de!

Ameen!!

Qayamat ke Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge:

Apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,

To Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge,

ke

Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.!

"EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY".

Tutta dil mera aur isey phir jod na saki,
usney to mod liya muh apna par me mod na saki

dekhti rahi us gali ke kone tak usko,
sochti rahi kya le gaya aur kya de gaya vo mujhko,

**** diya usney haath aur me **** hi na saki,
Jeena to ek taraf tha yaaro me thi ki maar bhi na saki,

aati rahi uski yaadain jaise jaise beete din,
Raato ko na soyi me, jaagi taaro'n ko gin,

Khud se tanha rehne lagi, duniya wale dur ki baat thi,
tha jisey pyar bahut us sey, me vo dewani thi,



Akhihaan milaake chan'na paavi na Judayi Vey .......

Hum har baat jinhe dil ki batate rahe,
Woh chahte the kya humse Chhupate rahe,

Humne bahut koshish ki unhe samajh paane ki,
Wo Mere har faisle ko uljhaate rahe,

Humne pyar mein unke paana chaha Sukun,
Woh har kadam pe humko tadpate rahe,

Jagah nahi badli unke Intazaar ki,
Us jagah ab shaks naye aate rahe,

Us nazar mein kabhi ek Jhalak thi hamari,
Yehi sochkar dil behlate rahe,

Jinke dil mein jagah na Thi hamare liye,
Hum unki yaadon ko dil se lagate rahe,

Unhe bhool Paane ki ek nakam koshish mein,
Unhe yaad karke unko bhulate rahe

Unhe yaad karke unko bhulate rahe

Unhe yaad karke unko bhulate rahe.

Aurat ka samman karo, mat iska apmaan karo
Maa banke pyar ye deti waise tum bhi pyae karo

Kabhi to ye beti banti, kabhi bahen ban jati hai
Maa banke duniya me ye, kitne farz nibhati hai

Ghar ko aurat swarg banati, khusiyon se sajati hai
Ghar ki aan maan ki khatir, har dukh ye sah jati hai

Jaan to apni de deti hai izzat nahi ganwati hai
Kabhi sati banke auurat lapto me jal jati hai

Har dukh hanskar sahti, himmat nahi harti hai
Jisko dil se pyar ye karti, uss par jaan waarti hai

Aurat hai wo phool kamal ka jo duniya ko mahkati hai
Pyar ke ye deep jala kar jag roshan kar jati hai

Ab socho aurat sachhi, ya sachhi yeh duniya hai
"aadi" kahta aurat sab kuch aurat se hi duniya hai.

Yeh jo palkon peh rim jhim sitaron ka maila sa hai
Yeh jo teray bina koi itna akaila sa hai
Zindagi teri yaadon say mehka howa shehar hai
sub muhabbat ka ik pehar hai

Sahilon peh gharonday banaye they hum nay, tumhain yaad hai?
Rang barish main kaisay urraaye they hum nay, tumhain yaad hai?
Janay kis kailiye ghar sajaaye they hum nay, tumhain yaad hai?

Koii khushboo ka jhonka idher aa nikalta kahiin
Gum hai niindon key sehra main khwabon ka rasta kahiin

Her khushi aatay jaatay howay waqt ki lehar hai
Sub muhabbat ka ik pehar hai

Zindagi dhoop chaoon ka ik khail hai, bheerr chat'tii nahin
Aur issi khail main din guzarta nahin, raat kat'ti nahin
pyar kartay howay aadmi ki kabhi, umer ghat'ti nahin

Dil ki dehleez per aks-e-roshan teray naam say
Rat jagay aaiinon main khilay hian kahin shaam say

Aik darya hai chaaron taraf darmyaan lehar hai
sub muhabbat ka ik pehar hai

Yeh jo palkon peh rim jhim sitaron ka maila sa hai
Yeh jo teray bina koi itna akaila sa hai
Zindagi teri yaadon say mehka howa shehar hai
sub muhabbat ka ik pehar hai......... .!!

Every human being should essentially have three qualities -
Nischalathwa, Nirmalathwa and Nirmohathwa (steadiness, purity and detachment).
One who has these three qualities is verily God Himself.
You need not enquire from others, whether you are good or otherwise.
Your conscience is your own judge. You should always think of God.
People worship God and sing His glory, thinking that He is present in some distant place.
There have been many Divine Incarnations in the past, but the inherent Divine Principle in all of them is one and the same.
Your heart is the real temple of God. Hence, fill your heart with Love.

Mohabbat ki bastee me apka swagat hai
Yahan khushio ka ehsas he
Aur mehbooob k deedar ki pias he
Yahan ghamon ki shaam he
Jis me shair humkalam he
Yahan apne b he begane b he
Yahan jaan k nazrane b he
yahan mehboob hi shams-o-qamar he
Par mehboob aksar bekhabar he
Yahan sahir lotere b mohjood he
Jo sire se zlim wjood he
Yahan mehboob k deewane b he
Jo us k parwane b he
Yahan raqeeb b he
Jo mehboob k qareeb b he
Yahan Kazibo ki manmani b he
Aur ansoo ki mala sohani b he
Bs ae mere dost qisa mukhtsar
Mohabbat ki is baste me na koi apni marzi se ata he
aur na koi apni marze se jaata he
Is me na koi mazhab ki hadd he
Aur na hi umar ki qed he

Fantastic answer by Dr Kalam to a question asked at the BBC,

Define BIRTHDAY.... .....

Answer = The only day in your life,

when you cried and your Mother was smiling..... .........:-)

Woh nazar se tu door hain, magar yeh ajeeb soorat-e-haal hai
Har waqt pesh-e-nazar bhi hain, na firaak hai na visaal hai

Na woh hum se kum na hum unse kum, woh udhar khafa hum idher khafa
Na inhein humara khayal hai, na humein deemagh-e-sawal hai

Yehi Qurbatein yehi fasley tu khaloos-e-ishq ki jaan hain
Kabhi gird-e-ranj o malal hai, kabhi fikar yeh pesh-e-haal hai

Yeh tumhari kaj adhaiyan koi aur seh kar dikhaye tu
Yeh jo hum mein tum mein nibah hai , yeh mere hosle ka kamaal hai

Jo guzar rahi hai guzaar do, Na bura kaho na gila karo
Jo tumhara haal hai dostoo, wohi sarey shehar ka haal hai

Woh kahan se laon roshni? Jo kissi kay shehar main lut gayi
Woh ainoo ka shehar bhi lut gaya, mujhey iska aur malal hai...!!!

Ankhon se meri iss liye lali nahi jati
Yaadoon se koi raat jo khali nahi jaati

Ab umar na woh rastey na woh mausam kay paltay
Iss dil ki magar kham khayali nahi jati

Humrah tere jo phool khilati thi dil main
Ab shaam wohi dard se khaali nahi jaati

Koi akay tere yeh dukh dard sambhaley
Hum se tu yeh jagheer sambhali nahi jaati

Mangey tu agar jaan bhi, tu hanss kar tujhey dey doon
Teri tu koi baat bhi taali nahi jaati

Hum jaan se jayenge tabhi baat baney gi
Tum se tu koi raah nikaali nahi jaati

May the 60th year of India's Republic Day,
Revive in our hearts the pristine zeal;
Which inspired our souls to emerge as one,
To erase from our destiny the British seal.
May this auspicious occasion set at rest ,
Our turbulent minds and stormy past;
May we all become a single hand,
To firmly hold on to the nation’s mast.
May Pratibha, Hamid and Man Mohan Singh-
The highest triumvirate of the country's fate;
Become three faiths, like the national flag,
To end the era of spite, malice and hate.

Republic Day SMS, India 26th Jan 2010

Pyar hai wo hasta huwa phul
Jo har ek insaan ke nasib me nahi..

Jise milta hai pyaar wo is duniya ka
khush nasib insaan hai.
Jise na mile pyaar wo na jane kaise ji leta hai?

Isiliye jindgi me aa kar insaan ne kisi na kise se
pyaar karna chahiye
Ek bar apna dil kisi ke liye bekarar karna chahiye

Is se jo khushi milti hai wo khushi kisi or chig me nahi.
Is me mushkile bahot si hoti hai
Magar use nibha kar aage badhne wala insaan hai.

Pyaar me kamyab kehlaya jata hai.
Harne wale insaan ka pyaar sachha nahi

Pyaar insaan ko hasna sikhata haiJisme kho jane ko ji chahta hai.
Har dard me rona sikhata hai.
Pyaar hai wo ek darya

Isiko kehte hai pyaar
Jo har pal hame yaado me
Kho jane ko majbur karta hai.

Jaan se jyada is pyaar par
Mar mitne ko dil chata hai.

Duniya ki najro se use chura kar
Kahi dur le jane ko ji chahta hai.

Kyoki ye duniya kabhi do sachhe pyaar
Karne walo ko milne nahi deti.

Pyaar ki umido ko tutne nahi deti.

Ankh se door na ho dil se uter jaye ga

Waqt ka kya ha guzerta ha guzer jaye ga

Itna manoos na ho khalwat-e-ghum se apni

Tu kabhi khud ko bhi dekhey ga to darr jaye ga

Doobtey doobtey kashti ko uchhaala de doon

Main nahi koi to sahil pe uter jaye ga

Zindagi teri ataa ha to ye janey wala

Teri bakhshish teri dehleez pe dhar jaye ga

Zabt lazim ha mger dukh ha qiamat ka Faraz

Zaalim ab k bhi na roye ga to marr jaye ga

When I will die,

The sun will rise,

The moon will shine,

The stars will flicker,

The wind shall blow

And rain shall pour

And no one will cry.

But Perhaps…

The sun will rise with

A mournful gloom,

The moon shall not bring

The night in bloom,

The stars will flicker

With the heartless labour,

The wind shall blow

And tears shall pour,

When I will die,

Perhaps someone will cry!

Punjabi woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing Kuldip... all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother responds: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer ... you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Canada, you drive a Mercedes 300SEL ... you get $10,000 a week allowance ... you take 6 vacations a year ..... ..........and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'

Humein yeh rooz-o-shub ka silsil acha nahi lugta

Kisi se baat kerna ho' koyi bhi zakhm bhurna ho

Kabhi beyhaal hoker koey jana se guzarna ho

Tumhari yaad mein rehna ho keh khud se mukurna ho

Kisi harf-e-tasali se yeh dil ka zakhm bhurna ho

Mohababt ki dowa honton pe rukh ke muskurana ho

Darakhtun pe tumahra naam likh ker bhool jana ho

Kisi beykhawaab shub mein chashm-e-weraan ko sulana ho

Tumhari kushboowon se kheema-e-jaaa'n ko sajana ho

Ya phir shehur-e-sakoot- e-shaam-e- ghum mein geet gana ho

Yunhi beywajha keefiyut mein ashkon ko bahana ho

Kisi jazbey ka bhi chehra humein sacha nahi lugta

KEH UB TAO ROOZ-O-SHUB KA SILSILA ACHA NAHI LAGTA

Ikk Larki Shehar Mein Aisi Thi
Jo Bilkul Sapnon Jaisi Thi
Na Uss Ki Koi Saheli Thi
Woh Khud Bhi Ekk Paheli Thi
Hum Aksar Unn Raahon Say Guzartey Thay
Jinn Raahon Say Woh Guzarti Thi
Shayad Uss Ki Nisbat Say
Woh Raah Bhi Hum Ko Bhaati Thi
Abb Shehar Ka Mosam Badla Hai
Ikk Larka Shehar Mein Aisa Hai
Jo Ukhrrha Saa Rehta Hai
Inn Hastey Bastey Logon Mein
Kuch Ujrrha Sa Rehta Hai
Abb Kehtey Hain Ye Log Shehar Ke
Uss Ki Bhi Aik Kahani Thi
Ikk Larki Shehar Mein Aisi Thi
Jo Uss Ke Dil Ki Raani Thi
Jissey Likhta Tha Woh Lafzon Mein
Jissey Takta Tha Woh Taaron Mein
Abb Khatam Hui Hai Unn Ki Chaahat
Inn Rasmon Ki Deewaron Mein...!

Ik Chand Tanha Khara Raha

Magar Mere Aasman Se Zara Door

Mere Saath Saath Safar Main Tha

Magar Meri Manzilon Se Zara Door

Teri Justujoo Ke Hisaar Se

Tere Khawab Tere Khayaal Se

Main Wo Shakhs Tha Jo Khara Raha

Magar Teri Chahaton Se Zara Door

Kabhi Dil Ki Baat Kahi Na Thi

Jo Kahi To Wo Bhi Dabi Dabi

Mere Lafz Poore To Thay Magar

Teri Saanson Se Zara Door

Tu Chali Gayi Meri Hum Safar

Zara Mur Ke To Dekh Ik Nazar

Meri Kashtiyaan Hain Jali Huyi

Magar Tere Saahilon Se Zara Door

kiun hansatay ho tum , rulanay kay baad,
nishan rah jata hai ,zakham bhar janay kay baad,
kiun masal datay ho , phool ko songnay kay baad,
yeh to khushboo daita hai , bikhar janay kay baad,
sabab jan-nae ki kabhi tum karo koshish ,
kiun yaad atay hain dost bicharjanay kay baad,
sabhi naraz rahtay hain hum say ,
sab say miltay hain hum, tum say milnay kay baad.......

Love feels right
On a Winters night
When you hold me near
It's your heart I hear

Together as one
Spring is much fun
Living in the scene
Awake on caffeen

We kiss so sweet
In the Summers heat
Laughing all night
Until the morning light

Our love is so high
As the Fall wind goes by
The breeze takes a glide
And our souls collide

I kept my head up high,
and then you came my way.
I have been hurt so many times.
My heart filled with so much pain.
but now that pain has gone away.
For I have found a place I want to be.
This place I see is with thee.
For in your arms I have felt and seen,
a wonderful feeling that I cannot believe.
A safe haven in your arms just for me.
Now I give my heart to thee.

For my heart believes in you.

1) Bane raho pagle, kam karenge agle.

2) kam se raho gul, tankha pao full.

3) mat lo tension warna parivar Payega pension.

4) kam se daro nahi aur kam ko karo nahi

5) kam karo ya na karo kam ki fikr zaroor karo

aur fikr karo ya na karo us par zikr zarur karo...

There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day, his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since i was a child,
But why u asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when i was 7...":)

When a person can find sorrow behind your smile
words behind your silence and love behind your anger
you can believe you have found your “BEST FRIEND FOREVER”

Friendship SMS

Main k alfaaz ko
Rangoon k haseen peraye main
Dhaalne wala
Harfon se humwaqt khelne wala
Takhil ki sansoon ko
Rangeen sarapoun main ujalne
Aur samone wala
Khudh ko jumloun ki har bazi main
Harf se mazmon karne wala
Is se izhaar ka eik lafz
Faqat......ek anmool sa lafz
Dhundhty dhundhty
Usey kho batha!!!

Kabhee moum bun key pigal gaya
Kabhee girtey girtey sambhal gaya

Wo bun key lamhaa guzer gaye
Meyrey pass hi sey nikal gaye

Usey rokta bhee to kiss tarah
Key wo shakhs itna ajeeb thaa

Kabhee tadap utha meyree aah sey
Kabhee ashek sey na pigal sakaa

Sarey raah mila wo ager kabhee
To nazer chhura key guzer gaya

Wo utar gaya meyi ankh sey
Meyrey dil mai keu na utar saka

Wo challa ye sheher chhod key
Wo waha sey phir na palat saka

Wo sambhal gaya tha mager
Mein bikhar key phir na simat saka

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )
GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!

Funny SMS

Ye kesi barish utar aye ha
ankho mein??
Barsti he rehti ha
pani kam nahe hota...
Kise nay kaha tha "pyaar"
"mosam" jesa hota ha..
mosam tu loat aty hein jaa k
Tum kyun nahe aty??
Tery jany k baad...
sirf ye hova ha...
Neend ka Raat say
jagra Rehta ha...
Pher dewngi b
kaam aye nahe....
Aur jaty samay
palta wo b nahe...
Loat ayo??
dono nay bht kaat le...
Bay khwaab-o-hawish
Zindge !
Mat karo youn barbaad
ya tu loat ayo...
ya yaad mat ayo....

Mere Hum Safar Kisi Roz tu
mere paas a mere ru ba ru

kisi roz sun meri guftagu
meri chahato me base huye

mere ansuon se bhare huye
meri shab k lamhe shumaar kar

meri zindagi na azaab kar
woh lafz tere jo nayab hon

wohi lafz mere naam kar
mujhe leke tu kahin door chal

zara haath mera tham kar
mere hum saafr kisi roz tu

mere pas a mere ru ba ru
meri khawahishon ko umeed de

Flowers always make people better,
happier, and more helpful; they
are sunshine, food and medicine for the soul.
~ Luther Burbank

I quote others to
better express myself

"The moment we begin to fear the
opinions of others and hesitate to tell the
truth that is in us, and from
motives of policy are silent when we should
speak, the divine floods of
light and life no longer
flow into our souls."-
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890

Hello God, I called tonight
To talk a little while ...
I need a friend who'll listen
To my anxiety and trial.

You see, I can't quite make it
Through a day just on my own;
I need your love to guide me,
So I'll never feel alone.

I want to ask you please to keep,
My family safe and sound;
Come and fill their lives with confidence,
For whatever fate they're bound.

Give me faith, dear God, to face,
Each hour throughout the day;
And not to worry over things,
I can't change in any way.

I thank you God, for being home,
And listening to my call;
For giving me such good advice
When I stumble and fall.

Your number, God, is the only one
That answers every time;
I never get a busy signal,
And never had to pay a dime.

So thank you, God, for listening
To my troubles and my sorrow;
Good night, God. I love You, too,
And I'll call again tomorrow!

~ Author Unknown ~

Greeting Poems

Muskurahat Si Jo Chehroun Pe Saja Lete Hain
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nigahoun Se Chupa Lete Hain

Apni Tanhaiye Me Aansoo Ho Muqadar Jinka
Qahqahe Bazm Me Woh Log Laga Lete Hain

Gham Se Begana Jo Nazar Aate Hain Duniya Ko
Apna Dil Seene Me Apne Woh Jala Lete Hain

Gham Ke Maaroun Ko Laga Lete Hain Woh Seene Se
Aur Khud Chupke Se Woh Ashk Baha Lete Hain

Jinke Dil Me Koi Kwahish Nahi Paida Hoti
Khud Ko Pather Ki Tarah Kaise Bana Lete Hain

Jinke Labb Par Koi Shikwa Nahi Aane Paata
Jaane Kis Jurm Ki Woh Khud Ko Saza Dete Hain

Ab Ruby Tum Bhi Sunana Naa Kahani Apni
Log Toh Sach Ko Bhi Afsana Bana Lete Hain

Power Of Wife

Funny Images

Pedaish ke waqt Azaan di jati hai, magar Namaz nahi hoti...!!!

Aur

Mout ke waqt Namaz parhi jati hai, magar Azaaan nahi hoti...!!

So Zindagi sirf Azaan se Namaz tak ka Waqfa hai...

Child to the Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:

Miss, will you marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said: Yes

Child:

Can you give your Future Husband a free Chocolate!

Naughty SMS

Mat ro zardari, abhi jaan baqi hai,

Tere liye poora Pakistan baqi hai,

Bibi mar gayi to kya hua,

Abhi to shiri rehman baqi hai....

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:

Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Teacher:
M.B.B.S. Stand For?

Student:
M.B.B.S. stand for

Muhtarma Benazir Bhutto Shaheed...

Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Santa Banta SMS, Janam Din SMS

Itnay Anmol Hain k Khareed na Saka Koi Humko Faraz!

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Heran-o-Pareshan Hain K Ab IPL Khailein to Khailein Kaisay


Watch IPL Cricket Live Match | ipl live

Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
Because of Evaporation.

Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
Because of Earths Rotation.

Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
Because of Disorder in Digestion.

Kyn Gum hai har Disha?
Because of Poor Sense of Direction.

Kyn Hota hai Nasha?
Because of Drug Addiction.

Kyn Aati hai Bahar?
Because of Change in Season.

Kyn Hota hai Qarar?
Because of Taking Tension.

Kyn Hota hai Pyar?
Because of Opposite Attraction.

I Explained you Everything!

Ab Mat Bolna

"Na Tum Hano Na Hum." :-)

Mazahiya Shayari, Hindi Poetry, Poems, Love

Ghum Mai Jeene Mai Maza Aata Hai

Gharibon k Ghar bhi Khuda Jaata Hai

Ek Hum Hain Baarish ki Tarah sms Kartay Hain

Ek Aapka sms KESC ki Bijli ki Tarah Aata Hai....

Load Shedding Sms

The Cutest Story

A Kid Gave his Mother a Mother's day Card Written:

"Mom I Love You More than You Love Me"

Mother asked his son: How Can You Prove this.

Kid: Because You Have Two Sons and I have only One Mother!

Mother's Day Poem, Maa SMS

_-_-_- A Lovely Thought _-_-_-

"Worries are like a bird, let them fly over you..

But

Do not give them a chance to build a 'NEST' on your head."

Jaha pana

Tusi
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Great
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Ho
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo

Main apni mot ka tab tak intzar nahi karonga

faraz

jab tak wo khud nahi kahe k main abhi kise aur key hon..!!

Faraz Sad Poetry, Shayari

4 Hardest Tasks on Earth are

Neither Physical nor Intellectual Feats but

They are Spiritual Ones:

To Return Love for Hate.

To Include the Excluded.

To Forgive Without Apology.

To be Able to say I Was Wrong.

A Challenge For U 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (Place)
Laebaba (Bird)
Sondelo (Food)
Peoahygrg (Subject)
Rabe (Animal)
R U Genius? Reply Me Must...


Answer:
Karnemd (Place)Denmark
Laebaba (Bird) ABABEAL
Sondelo (Food)noodels
Peoahygrg (Subject)geography
Rabe (Animal)BEAR....

Us waqt to mera sar fakhar se uncha hogya

faraz

Jjab meri dadi bathroom men girien

Aur dil per hath rakh k boli


ALL IZZ WELL

Girl and Boy were siting alone in d garden..


Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..


Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!

3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.


If Kareena Kapoor Would've Also Once Said, . . . . .



"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,

Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)

Hindi Funny SMS, Bollywood SMS

Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad main kya farq hai?


Pappu:
Mere bap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kiya....

Aur phir dono ne mil ker mujhe EJad kiya....

A cool & classic definition of lesbian

Another useless effort made by a women to do a man's job ....

1 Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja

Woh Ghussy Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon KUTTAY Ka Bacha Hy?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abu Me Hon "Bilawal Zardari"

Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,

Zindgi may sabko hasana,

Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,

Phir bhi koi ghum de to,

NINE ZERO pe lay aana..

Ary baba dichkiyooon.

90 SMS, Funny Shayari

"Commerce ki larki kisi larky ko jb gali dy to kaise gali dy gi"

"saly disonour cheque"

"zameen pe Liability"

Dharti k Genral journal pe ghalat entry

Maa baap ki kharab statement

Saly 2 taky ki adjustment

"paidaishi bad debt"

"insolvent aadmi"

Itna maru gi k teri balnce sheet bi ni tally kary gi...

What do you think why I SMS you?

Is it because I care about you?

Or

I Miss You?

Or

I Like You?

Or

I Need You?

Na... Kaky... Na

Free Package ke SMS bhi to karne hote hein...

Insult Funny SMS

Ap ke nazdeek

L0ve is ____
Life is ____
Family is ____
Friendship is ____
Enjoyment is ____
Beauty is ____
Music is____
Me is____

Reply Me SMS

Jis Tarah Ye SMS Achanak Ap Ke Pas Aya Hai

Is Tarah M0ut Bhi Achanak Aa sakti Thi...!!!

Agar SmS Ki Jga M0ut Ajati

To Kya Is Waqt Aap

ALLAH Ke Samny Hazir H0ny K Liye Tyar Thy?

Zara S0chiye

KUCH NAHI TU SIRF NAMAZ

KI PABANDI KI NEYAT KAR LEIN...!!

GEO NEWS!
14/Aug/2015
InshaAllah

Headline:
President Of Pakistan visited USA 2 help them.

Pakistan most peacefull land

Pakistan won Football World Cup

OSAMA Killed in America by Pakistani Drone Attack

Re.1=76$

Petrol: Rs.20/Ltr

CNG: Rs.15/kg

Gold: Rs.500/10gram

Pakistan gave 5 Million ton Aatta to UK & USA

Agr Aap Yeh Chahte Hain Toh Vote 4 "MQM".

"Agar Pakistan Mein Koi Inqalab La Skta Hay

Toh Woh Hain Sirf Aur Sirf "Altaf Hussain Bhai"

G.A MQM

ARRANGE MaRrIaGE
5,00,000 Shadi pr.

1,00,000 Haq mehr.

Aur

Shadi ki muktalf rasmon pr Rs.50,000..

Shadi k 3 dino ka khrcha Rs. 6,50,000..

Yani Shadi k 1 din ka khrcha Rs. 216666.6667

1 ghnty ka 9027.77778 Rs.

Or 1 Mint ka Rs. 150.462963
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Uufff ...
Tauba Tauba...
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LOVE MaRRIaGE
Sirf 120 rupy ka Stamp paper.. :-D
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A Massege From:
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The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at ur own risk.....

Ae Logo! Yaad Rakho!

Wo Ghar, Zamin Per

*Sitaron Ki Tarah Chamke Ga

Jis Ghar Ka
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*Men damad Banoga"

(2010 A.D Aik Babarkat Saal)

> Saal ki ibtida Friday, Saal ki inteha bhi Friday,

> Eid-ul-Fitr bhi Friday, Eid-ul-Azha bhi Friday, Eid Milad-un-Nabi bhi friday,

> Shab-e-Miraj bhi Friday.

> Is saal log juma ki namaz 52 weeks main 53 martaba parhain gay.

Yeh saal mehnat aur kamyabi ka saal hai.

(wish you best of luck)

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle



Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

Desi Community, Paki Pic SMS

10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?


Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati.

"Kuch sitaron ki chamak nahi jati

Kuch YAADON ki khanak nahi jati,"

Kuch logon se hota hy aisa rishta,

K door reh ke bhi unki Mehak nahi jati...


Urdu Love SMS, Pyar SMS, Shayari, Ishq, Mohabbat, Jaan-e-Jahan SMS

Ye dekha hai mein ne aazma ker,

dhoka detay hain log aksar kareeb aa ker,

kehti hai duniya par ye dil nahi manta,

k bhool jate hain log ek din Apna bana ker.


Sad Poetry, Udas Shayari, Dukhi Dil SMS

Naraz kyoun Hotay Ho Chalay Jatay Hain Teri Mahfil Say

Faraz

Apnay Hissay K 2 Samosay To Utha Lainay Do..!!!


Faraz SMS

Fill In The Blanks
1. B___S
2. __N D O M
3. F__K
4. P_N_S
5. P U_S_

Ans

1.Books
2.Random
3.Fork
4.Pants
5.Pulse

May God Bless your Dirty Mind!

Double Meaning SMS

    ______/___I__\____
   '-o-------'-o--"

Signs of a suicide bomber

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

when u see someone like mentiond above

te tusi v kalma par laina tawada v time agya samjho..

Urdu Funny SMS

Q: "I LOVE U" Kehne Ka Sb Se Behtr Din Kaunsa Hota Ha???


Guess?

Guess?


Simple
1st April

Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool

Wrna Keh Do



April Fool...;-)

Dost Pathan Se: APRIL FOOL Manaya?

Pathan: Han.

Dost: Kis K Sath or Kaisy?

Pathan: BV k Sath. Hum Ne Usy 3 Bar Talaq Dia.

Jab Wo Preshan Hua To Hum Bola: APRIL FOOL, APRIL FOOL.

Funny SMS

Us Ne Kaha Faraz Chalo BAAGH Main Torrtay Hain PHOOL...






Lay Gai Registaan Aur Boli APRIL FooL...

Latest / new April Fools SMS, urdu April Fools SMS, hindi April Fools SMS, english April Fools SMS, April Fools SMStext messages, funny April Fools SMS

Beautiful Message by Mother Teresa:

"If you cannot love a person whom you see,

then how can you love GOD whom you have never seen"

Motivational Quotes

mere mayar ko samhjne k liye bus itna he kafi ha...

"faraz"

ma uska hargez nahi hota jo har kese ka hojaye....

Gas ki load shedding par kia khoob kaha ha faraz ne:

Ab tou itni bhi mayassar nahin choolhon se,

Jitni hum chor dia kartay thay Koolhon se....

There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most...

English SMS

All pakistani nation se guzarish hai ke chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na karein

Bal k shoper me pack kar ke wapda ke office me jama karwa dein

Ta ke jaldi pani ki kami puri ho Aur Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz....

Wapda, Load Shedding SMS

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did
well under pressure.
So imagine how brilliant a human being
can be by sustaining pressure of life.
Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you,
they're supposed to unleash your inner strength
and help you discover who you are..

Good Morning

Good Morning SMS, Latest SMS

Arabic: hamare raigistan me awaz lagao "khush aamdid" to awaz goonjti hai

Aamdid

Aamdid

Aamdid.



American: hamare college k khali corridor me awaaz lagao

"i love you" to awaz aygi

Love you

Love you

Love you.



Pakistani: ye to kuch bhe nai, hamare karachi ki bhari sarak me awaz lagao,

"haq ki khuli kitaab"

Awaz aati hai

"ALTAF"

"ALTAF"

"ALTAF"

"ALTAF";-)

MQM Jokes, Altaf SMS

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho Sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho.

Cute SMS, Cool SMS, Smile SMS

Law Teacher: USA me kuttay ko maarnay per 2 saal ki qaid hoti hai.


Student: Sir ye to kuch bhi nahi,

Pakistan me Kuttay ka mazaq uraane per 2 saal ki qaid ho jaati hai



umeed hai ke aap samajh gaye honge..

Zardari SMS

"Teray Lab Se Yun Muskrana Acha Lagta Hai...

Baar Baar Nazrain Jhukana Acha Lagta Hai...

Tumhain Maloom Hai Mujhe Shikast K Naam Se Nafrat Hai...

Lakin Tum Se Haar Jana Acha Lagta Hai...

Main Tumhain Is Liye Baar Baar Tang Karta Hoon...

Tum Roth Jao To Mje Manana Acha Lagta Hai.

Hum Aise Sheher Main Apni Zindagi Basar Kar Rahe Hain FARAZ...

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Jahan HARTAAL se Hota hai Naye Saal ka Aaghaaz.

Faraz New Year SMS

BHARWA
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BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay ..

Double Meaning SMS, Hidden Meaning, Two Meaning

Waqt Hai Rone Ka

Q k Baccha Hai Hone Ka

Pehle Q Na Roi,

Jab Mere Saath Thi Soyi,

Ab Kehti Ho
Maar Dalo,
Maar Dalo,


Tab Kehti Thi
Aur Dalo,
Aur Dalo....

Adult SMS, Sexy SMS, Dirty SMS

Fizaon Main Goonj Rahi Hain Aawazen Ratta Laganay Ki Faraz...

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Lagta Hai Nalaikon K Exams Hony Waly Hain.

Exams SMS

Mujhy to urty prindon ne ye naseeht ki ha Faraz...!
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Bohat sham ho jaey to apny bhi sath chor jaty hein.

Faraz Shayari

Please Indian Movie "3 Idiots" Na Dekhein..

Kyu ke..!!

Us Mein Aap Ko Nahi Liya Gaya...

We All Protest for this,

Because you are the most deserving Idiot existing today...

GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal kare ga..

Excessive!
Drinks, Babes, Cigarettes, R Enemies..
And
A Man Who Runs Away From His Enemies Is A Coward…
Great People Great Thoughts!

Funny SMS

Removes the trouble from Muslims way,

That will Increase your Reward...

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don't know.

So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

Bara Mushkil hai "Miss" se pyar karna 'Faraz.,,
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Love Letter bheja tha. Home work samajh k check kar diya..

Faraz SMS

A Very Sad News For All Young Girls and Boys:

Dear! This Valentine is Coming on Sunday.

Ab Kya Bol k Ghar Se Niklo Gey?

Enjoy This Valentine With Your Family.

Ha Ha Ha.:-)

Valentine Day SMS

Bohot naaz tha hume apne yaron ke

Khulus-o-Mohabbat pe Faraz...

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Hamari mayyat pe aa ke poochte hein?


"Biryani aalu wali pakayi hai ya gosht wali.."

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

"Faraz" Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,

Har Maal China..

Har Maal China...

Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam

Rakhta Hun Faraz...


Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar

Gold Leaf To Pila...

Dard-e-dil jayaga usne "faraz"

Magar dardey qamar jagaya oske baap ne...

Laraz gaya jism faraz

Jab mein ny uski daadi se kaha

koi purana gana to sunao...

Aur daadi ny kaha

I Wanna Chiggi Chiggi With You Boy...