Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
Santa Banta SMS, Janam Din SMS
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
keyword: Santa Banta SMS
Santa : Dr. Sahab mujhe loose Motion ho rahe hai.
Doctor : Accha kitni patle ho rahe hai loose motion
Santa : Itne Patle ki aap Garare kar sakte ho
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga...
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was:
WOMEN'S COLLEGE FOR BOYS ...
Santa: Why have you increased speed of the car?
Banta: The brake has failed. We should reach home before an accident takes place.
Santa: Why are you heating the knife
Banta: To do suicide
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection... .
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number..
Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai?
Kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar..
Ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon,
Santa Banta se: Mujhe Saas achi nahi lagti.
Batna: Lekin zara socho ager tumhari saas na hoti to tumhari Biwi kahan se aati?
Santa: Yahi to rona hai, Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
