Punjabi woman says to her mother: 'I'm divorcing Kuldip... all he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin.'
Mother responds: 'You're married to a millionaire lawyer ... you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Canada, you drive a Mercedes 300SEL ... you get $10,000 a week allowance ... you take 6 vacations a year ..... ..........and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'