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Aslam.o.Alakum
Aao Zara ghoor karaian!

{ALLAH de k b azmata hy le k b azmata hy}

{Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta hy wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho}

{1 akela baap 7beton ki parvarsh krskta hy lykin 7betay ikathey 1baap ki khidmat nhi krskte}

{Admi beemari k dar se khana to chor sakta hy mgr akhirat k dar se gunah nahi}

{hum apnay piyaron ko sirf janazay tak he yaad rakhtay hain,halankay unhain humari asal zarorat un ke waffat k baad hote hai}

(Banda naik baat sun tu leta hy pr aagy pohchana zarori nai samjata,Allah us ko aabad rakhata hy jo achi baat dosaron ko pohnchaye.

Mari khamoshiyon ka raaz mujhay khud nahin pata G A L I B


Pata nahin kyun log mujhay magroor samjhte hain...

Ajab lutf aaraha tha dildar ki dil lagi ka

"Mohsin"

K nazrein bhi mujh pr thee aur parda bhi mujh se tha.

Mat puch meri tanhai ka sabab DOST..!
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Kaha na mat pooch keera hai kya...

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Is HEÄRT me AP mere lye kia lekho gy?

1:U r so beautiful!

2:Tum meri zndgi ho!

3:Tumary baad koi is dil me nhi aay ga!

4:I mis you!

5:Sirf tum he meri dost ho!

6:I hate you!

7:Jagha nahi mery dil me ap k lye!

8:I love you!

9:U r so sweet!

10:Full pagal ho!

11:Tum kbi sudr nhe sakty!

12:Tum sirf meri jaan ho!

13:Tum mujhe chor nhe skty.
send all frndz but reply me 1st,

Mein ne tum se
tumhain manga.
To tum muskura diyey.

Tum ye b tu keh
saktay thay.
" Meri jaan "
Apni chezain
manga nahi karte...!

Aankhon Men Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi Hai "FARAZ"

Nahi to Naqabon Se Bhi Hoty Hen Ishary MOHABAT ke...

Jis ko Khuda dua ki tofeeq dy,

Wo qabooliat sy mehroom nahin reh sakta.

Jisey khuda astaghfaar ki tofeeq dy wo maghfirat sy mehroom nahin reh sakta.

Aur

Jis ko Khuda shukar ki tofeeq ata kar dy wo naimaton sy mehroom nahin reh sakta.

Chhoti si baat pr koi shikwa na krna

Jb koi bhool ho jaye to muaaf krna

Naraaz tab hona jab hum rishta torr denge

Q k aisa tab hoga jab hum dnya chhor daingy

PATHAN ko uska susar joty mar raha tha,
AADMI: Q maar rahe ho?
Susar: Is ki B.V ne hospital se SMS kia
"Tum Bap ban gay ho."
Is ne sare doston ko frwrd kardia.

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga, InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga, : :

"Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa"

WXY.. WXY.. WXY WXY.. WXY Nai samajh aya ? Zara ulta kar k dekho










Ha ha ha


oye Jab seedha samaj nai aya to ulta kia khak samaj ayega.

For thoze who are single
Like me
on 14th feb..
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Happy Independence Day... ;
aLL iZZ wELL.

Allah bchaye!

Pagal BV se
Or Purane TV se

Dubai k sheikh se
Or Nayi k shave se

Orat ki bewafai se
Or Purani mithai se

Haram ki kamai se
Or Bhutto k jamai se

Agar Zindagi me kabhi Hamara Contact Khatm ho jaye Tab,
Apko Meri kya Baat Yaad reh jaye ghi?

Reply Seriously,
i am Waiting..!!

Ap ki 5 khubian


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Agar zindagi vich koi changa kam kita honda te aj ae jaga khali na hondi..!!

1-Name:
2-Nick Name:

3-Date of Birth:
4-Education:

5-Koi achi Aadat:
6-Koi buri Aadat:
7-Gusa ata ha to Kya krte hEn:
8-Psandeda Rishta:

9-Psandeda Colour:
10-Psandeda Dish:
11-Mjh se Dosti ki waja:

12-Lover Name:
13-Best Frnd's Name:
rply is must.

*** Namaz k ***
*** 10 ***
*** Faide ***

1. Chehre ki Nooraniyat.


2. Dil ka noor.

3. Jism ki raahat.

4. Qabr me saathi.

5. Nuzul e Rehmat ka zariya.

6. Aasmano ki chaabi.

7. Meezan me wazan.

8. ALLAH ki raza.

9. Jannat ki keemat.

10.Aag se bachao ka zariya

Larka: Tumhari Zulfoon se Khelney ko jee chahata hai,
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Larki ne wig utari aur kaha:
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Lo Khelo mgr de dena, subah University bhi jana hai... ;-)*

Sardar:tumhare kitne Bache hain?

Pathan:22

Sardar: itne zyada!

Pathan: Mere Sassur ne kaha tha kabhi meri Beti ko khali pait mat rakhna.

~ Ashk-e-Rawan
Mein itni
Shiddat nahi
Dekhi..

~ Pehlay kabhi dil ki
Yeh haalat nahi
Dekhi..

~ Har shakhs ki
Ankhon mein
Lahu dekha hay..

~ Tere shehr k
Logon mein
Muhabat nahi
Dekhi..

~ Tu kinarey ka
Shajar hay
Talatum se
Be khabar hay..

~ Tu ne kabhi
Lehron ki
Baghawat nahi
Dekhi..

~ 1 muddat se yeh Aankhein
Sooyi nahi Mohsin..

~ 1 arsay se yaar ki
Soorat nahi
Dekhi ..!!

Ye Tere Behekty Qadam,
Ye Tere Kaanpty Hoont,
Ye Tere Bikhray Baal,
Ye Tera Jalta Badan,
Ye Teri Nasheeli Aankhein,

Mujhy Pehlay He Shak Tha K Tu "CHARSI" Hy.

PAPERS ki Roti,
NOTES ka Aachar

TUBE LITE ki Kirny,
QUESTIONS ki Bharmar

TEACHER ki Dushmani,
DOSTON ka Pyar

MUBARAK ho STUDENTS,
PRELIUMS ka TEHWAR....

|||||||||"""""'\/""""''|||| Good orning ||||
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Allah Kare Tussi Hamesha Khush Raho.
{Aameen}

Take a sweet rest
4rm a fruity day..

Say ur
chocolatey prayers..

candy kiss ur
loved ones
and give them
ur cookie hug..

prepare ur
strawbery bed..

and slip wid ur
cotton candy pillows..


pull ur
blanket cake..

and have a
mango dream shake..

in short,
have a
yummylicious
Night. (-,=)

DiL Cheer k ßhi Dekho gey to Dard Dhoond na pao gey "FARAZ"..,



Q K



Dardd Merey Dil mey Nahi.,
sir mey hay..:-)

*._.*Agr apki ankh khobsurat hai tu apko dunia achi lagy gi*._.*

*Lekin*

*._.*Agr apki zuban khobsurat hai to ap dunia ko achy lagen gy*._.*

Kya tm 1 darakht sy dusry drakht tk chlang lga skty ho?


Kya tm 1 mint me 25 kelay kha skty ho?

Nhi na Beta sirf shakal BANDER jesi hone sy kam nai chlta.

"Me ne hr Roz Dua me Tjhe Manga hy"

"Hon Bewafa Mgr Wafa Se Tjhe Manga hy"

"Kabi Sajde me Ja kr Pooch Apne Rab Se"

"K Me ne Kis Kis Ada se Tjhe Manga hy"..

Guzre Dino Ka Khayal Rakna...!
Wafa Ki Mati Sambhal Rakhna...!
ap Bhulado MujkoTo Koi Bat Nahi...!
Mera To Haq Hay Apko Her "DUA" Me Yad Rakhna..

Rply zrur krn.
Aj hm ap ki psnd janna chaty hn

Bst Boy Name
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Bst Girl Name
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Bst Hoby
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Bst Colour
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Bst Place
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Bst Country
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Bst Dress
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Bst Flower
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Boy says 2 a pretty girl:
"janeman iss dil Mein aa jaa !!!

Girl (ghussay se): "CHAPPAL utaroon kia ??"
Boy: "pagli aisay he aa jaa Masjid thori hai"

Kal raat uski yaadon ka tasalsul tha itna,
FARAZ.'

Neend aai tou ankho ne bura maan lia.

Tere Chehre pe hansi sada rahey..

Mera her Lafz tere liye Dua rahey..

Zindgi me pao Khushi her Qdam per..

Door tum se Dunia ki her bala rahe.
[AMEEN]

Kyu Msg Msg krti hy,

kyun Msg pe tu marti hai.

Ik bat muje batla de tu,

ApNa Package q nahi karti hai,

kya hota hai Msg ka,

Msg ki laga dun dhairi

Main barish kardun msg ki

Jo to ho jay meri.

Mareez hospital main nurse sy
I LOVE YOU
tum ny mera dil churliya.
"Nurse"
chal jhooty
hum ny dil nahi

GURDA' Churaya hai' ;-)

Bohut naz tha mujhe apne chahane walon per,


%Tanzeel%



Main aziz to thi sub ko magar zaroraton ki tarha.

Tufaani barish me raat ko shop pr 1 admi pizza lene gaya

SHOPKEEPER: aap shadi shuda hain,

Aadmi: is tufani barish me kya meri maa mujhe pizza lene bhejegi?!!

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy
I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles
you’ve brought to my life. Happy Holi

Holi (also called Holaka or Phagwa) is an annual festival
celebrated on the day after the full moon
in the Hindu month of Phalguna (early March).

It celebrates spring, commemorates various events
in Hindu mythology and is time of disregarding social norms
and indulging in general merrymaking.

May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had.
May it be full of fun,joy and love.
May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more.
Lets all have lots of fun....

I Never Expect Other's to Miss Me

But I WiLL ALways Drop My Msgs into their Inbox to Show:

I StiLL "Love & Remember" them, with or without Their Love...

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*l__[]__l__! *
*G**o**o**D*
*M*O*R*N*I*G*
*HAVE*A*NICE*DAY*

Dua hai k aapka ghar khushion se sada jagmgata
rahe.
--;AAMEEN

ASLAM.O.ALAIKUM
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Beautiful Morning to U
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! _ AVe
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A
NiCE

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!____/ AY

"GÖÖD MÖRning"

"YA ALLAH"
Jb jb "TU"
apni rehmaton k drwaze khole,
or pukare
Hy koi rehmat mangny wala?
Hy koi khushyan
mangny wala?
Hy koi Shifa
Mangny (panay) wala?
Hy koi mere
"NABI" (SALALLAH ALEH WASALM)
ki chahat
mangny wala?
To meri dua hy k
"YA ALLAH"
Sari Khushyan,
Sari Rehmatain,
Sari Kamyabian,
Sari Barkatain,
Sari Shifa'atain,
Sari Mehrbaniyan,
Sari Ataen,
Sari Inayatain,
Ata Frma de
MERE MOULA
Usko jo is waqt ye SMS parh rha hy.or jisne send kia hy.

SUBHA BAKHAIR ! And
Assalam u alaikum !

Haqeeqton pe hai Dunya ko Aitraaz bohat,,
K hai Mizaaj-e-Zamana Fasana Saaz bohat!

Tera Ghuroor-e-Ibadat Tujhy Na le Doobey,,
Suna hai Parhta tha Ibleesne do,

Ab To tabeer ki hsrat hi nhi hai mujhko,

Meri ankhon mei mera khwab chupa rhne do,

Muskraht pe mera haq hi nhi hai yaro,

Mere honton se tabasum ko khafa rhne do,

Dil jo tota hai to ankhen na chalak jayen,

Aj ankhon ko in ashkon se bhara rhne do.

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga 'dosto'...


Bhool jaon To samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai.
(-,-)
ok
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Teacher : 2 aisi cheezon k naam batao jinhein naashtay mai nahi kha saktay?





Sardar jee : lunch & dinner.

Shehar mera mgr waqar uska tha

Meri her shaam ko intazar uska tha

Mere khabon pe jo kaabiz he ik shakhs

Meri aankhoo mein sara khumaar uska tha

Mere wajood se jo anjaan bun chuka he

Meri her saans mein qaraar uska tha

Jab bhi maangi he us se shaam-e-wasal

Meri her daleel per inkaar uska tha*

What's the lesson for engineering stdnts in 3 IDIOTS?
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Ans:Engineering prh kr b medical ki bchi phsai ja skti ha.

Jane Kese
Jeety Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare
"FÄRÄZ"


Main tu aik sawal yaad kr k sota hn wo b subah bhool jata hun..;-)

Phele Bahon me lena


Phr Seene se lagana,


Phr khoob kiss krna,

Phr Bister pr Litana,

Phr tangein uthana,




Kitna mushkil he Bachon ko Pamper pehnana.

*Gharz agar sharab tak hoti to na aatey terey mekhaney mein saqi....,*

*Yeh jo nazron ka teri jaam hai kahin aur nahin milta....,*

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EID MILAD -UN -NABI mubarak.

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Aaj shaam may RaBBI-U-AWAL Ki raat hai mari Dua Ha k Aapka Ghar khushion Se Sada Jagmagata Rahe,AMEEN

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PLZ Open It!
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/*ADVANC*/
/ "*12rabi *" /ul-aawal
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Sharminda tab nahi hona


Jab Zuban se buri BAAT Nikal jaye


Aur sharminda tab b Nahi hona


Jab Dil se kisi ki YAAD Nikal jaye


Aray Sharminda to tab Ho jana jab


Mehfil men khamoshi ho Aur


Zor se aawaz nikal jaye

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/ )..)..Doooon..
L_/_/
Ha ha ha...

*"*Wama*"*
*"Arsalnaka"**"*"*illa*"*"*
*"Rahmatallil"*
*"*Alameen*"* =======
Meri Taraf Se Aap Ko
Jashan-e-Eid Meeladun-NABI Mubarak ho.

¤ @" .'. "@ ¤ E¡D MubÅRÅK ¤ @" .'. "@ ¤

i hope i am 1st one who wish u eid Milad_un_NABI (S.A.W.W)in Advance.

Aslam-o-alykum

Kunda Dal Kr Chori Ki Bijli Se Roads Sajana Konsa Ishq Hy Bhai?

Naqli Kaba Bana Kr UsKa Tawaf Krna KonSa Islam Hy?

Khana Pakao Or Khud Hi Kha Jao Or Gharibon Ko Bhol Jao Ye Konsa Insaf Hy?

Truck Pe Bare Bare Loud Speaker Se Shor Machana KonSi Sunnat Hy?

Juloos Nikal Kr Trafic Jam Krdena KonSe Ikhlaq Han?

Jo Ye Sb Kam Na Kre UsKo Kafir Kehna Kaha Likha Hy?

Ye Koi 14 Aug Hy Kiya K Manao Or Phr Thanday Hojao?

NABI Ka Din Manane Se Zyada Nabi K Hukmo Pr Chalna Zyada Zaruri Hy

Hum Ne Ab Tk Ishq-e-NABI
Me Kon Kon Se Gunah Chore IsKa Jaiza Lein Hm Sb

ALLAH Hm Sb Ko Hidayat De.
AMEEN

Agar apko hamara rishta badal ne ka moqa milta to ap k0nsa banate. . . .
Apko FRIENDSHIP par kitna % percent yakeen hai. .
Apka kohi aisa dost jisko aAp zindagi mai kh0na nahi chahte. . .
Plz fill the dairy
And reply me fast.%%%%%%

1st Indian lady jo CHAND per ga'ey thi (02/07/07) nay
"ISLAM" Qabool kar liya he.
Us ney kaha k
chand sey sari ZAMEEN kali nazar aa rahi thi
magar 2 jagga roshan thien

telescope sey dekha
tu roshni wali jagga
MAKKAH aur MADINA thien

ALLAH-O-AKBAR

aur chand pe sari frequency fail hojati hain
mgr
sirf ik avaz ati he

jo k AZAAN ki avaz he

SUBHAN ALLAH

plz 4vd it 2 all muslims & non-muslims.

Which word do u choose 4 me?
MOON
SKY
SAND
SNOW
ROAD
WATER
FIRE
I will tell u meanings but 1st u reply me.

MOON- U love me
SKY- U value me the most.
SAND- U dont care 4 me.
SNOW- U miss me.
ROAD- U dream about me.
WATER- U share problems with me.
FIRE- U hat me..

Choose a number "SHADI" kahan ya kis se hogi.!!!
19.
28.
37.
46.
55.
64.
73.
82.
91.
Reply me only one numbr quickly!.

19=phopho k .ghr
28=khala k ghr
37=frnd k sth
91=techer se
55=apni pasand se
64=lover k sath
73=Hamsayon k ghar
82=Chacha k ghar.
46=mamo k ghar

Chose any 1 number hum ap ko batate hn k ap ka life partner ka nam kis word se start hoga? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.11,12,13...

1. H
2. M
3. N
4. D
5.W
6. R
7. E
8. J
9. I
10.B
11.f
12.Z
13.S.

نثارتیری چہل پہل پر

ھزاروںعیدیںربیع الاول

سواۓابلیس کے جہاں میں

سبھی توخوشیاں منا رھےھیں

ربیع النور مبارک ھو

Tm
ALLAh
K
Ghar
Ko
Apni
IBADAT
Se
Aabad
Rakho,

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"""""""""""
ALLAH
Tmhare
Ghar
Ko
Apni
REHMATO
Se
Abad
Rkhega...

JUMMA
MUBARAk.

To day is missd call Day. Send ds msg ur frnds n cellect missed calls. If u got 5 misscall its mean u r so lucky. But me 1st.

Lets celebrate "KHAYALI PULAO DAY" koi aisi khuwahish bataiye jo ap jante han k kbi puri ni hosakti phr b khuwahish hai.
4wrd nd get cool replies bt me first?

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SWEET SWEET*MORN¡NG**.FOR.*.__.
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(GØØD MØRNING)

Dua h Apki achi nokri ho
1 achi chokri ho

Apko mis kre
Mje kis kre

Apko papi de
Mjko japhi de

Apse pyar kre
Mjse ikrar kre
Ap k 7 Roye
Mere 7 soye
bolo
Ameen

Roti hui ankho se tuje Muskan kese don?

Anjan hon khud se,

tuje Pehchan kese don?

Tu hi to ha Jan meri,

Tu hi bata tuje apni Jan kese don?

Friendship dairy
NAME. .
NICK NAME. .
STUDY. .
Date 0f birth. .
STAR. .
Your BEST Friend. .
Mairy k0hi ek aisi tareef jis par ap NAaZ karte ho.

2 Doston ka Rishta Aankh or Palak jesa hota ha
Agr Palak kuch Dair na Jhapkay to Aankh Ro deti ha.
Or agr Aankh me kuch Chala jay to Palak Trap uthti hai

Don't walk in front of me,I may not follow..
Don't walk behind me,I may not lead..
Walk beside me and be my friend...

(Ghazal)













...ghar say bhaag gai hai..

Tu apni olad k PEDA honay pe khush tha
Apne NABI ki wiladat pr khush nhe Aakhir Q?
Tu ne olad ki khushi me dawaten ki
NABI ki khushi me dawat ko biddat kaha Aakhir Q?
tu ne olad ki shadi pr ghar sajaya
phr MILAD un NABI pe sajane ko biddt kaha Aakhir Q?
Tu ne hr khushi bagair daleel k manai
MILAD un NABI ki daleel chahie Aakhir Q?
QURAN ki AYAT main deykho
"ALLAH ki REHMAT par khushi manao" Surh Younus(58)
Rehmat e Aalam Hamaray NABI

Main kis Trha mita Sakon ga Os ka nam Dil se FARAZ........

Meray labon pe Saja hai Jo ek Dua ki Trha....!!

"Aankhon me noor hai"

"Chehre pe surour hai"

"Koi 'LARKI' mangey mera 'Number' to de dena"

Q k

Meri shaadi abhi boooohat dooooooooooooooooooooooR hai;-)

Hazaron Mashghalay Hain Jo Mujhe Masroof Rakhtay Hain,

Magar Tum log Aisay "dheet" Ho K Phir Bhi Yaad Aahi jaty Ho... :-)

Agar koi acha sa sms ho...
To
jaldi se
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Usay paper pe likh k
Fold kar k
Almari me rakh k
lock laga do..
Kahin galti se send na ho jaye..!

Pathan parashoot bech raha tha,

Jahaz se Chalang
Lgao batan dabao or nichey Utar Jao

custmer:Agr perashot nai khula,

Pathan:O Allah ka Banda wapis kr denà...

1.pyar k sitare jb grdish men hote hain. . .
*laila ghar men or mjno gail men hote hain.
2.tere dr ph sanam hazar bar aain ge. . .
*ghanti bajain ge or bhag jain ge.
3.door se dekha to barish ho rahi thi. . . .
*paas ja kr dekha to bheeg gya.
4.jano ap ko din raat yad karte hain. . .
*bs is tarah apna waqat barbad karte hain.
5.apki zulfin hain ghup andhera. . .
*ho ja ganja kr de sawera.

Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance Kar Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.

Khusra: Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha maths mai Her STep K Number HoTy Hain. . . .!

If You Find A Cute and sweet
Friend..
Hold Them With Both Hands..
Because,
A Good Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..
Ok
.
Ok
.
Ok
.
.
oho!!
Ab Chorho Bi MUjhay!

Teri ek duaa k jawab mein,
kiya likhun?

k haath utthey huwey hain sawal ko,

Tujhey Rab kabhi na malal dey,
tujhey Rab kabhi na zawaal dey,

Teri sab bala'on ko taal dey,

Teri zindagi ko sanwar dey,

Tujhey dekh kar khilein gul yahan,

tujhey aisa husn-o-jamal dey

Tujhey kiya likhun?

Tujhey kiya mein dun?

Meri Rab se hai yehi iltija,

Apni rehmaton k gulaab sab,
wo teri khizaon mein daal dey,
(A M E E N)

"SUBHÖBAKHAIR"

Buzurgo ka Qol hai k,
"dosti" unse kro jo nibhana jante hon",
"nafrat unse kro jo bhulana jante hon",
"or gussa unse kro jo manana jante hon.

MehSooS to karta hoon magar chhu nahi sakta..
"MohsiN"

TuM phooL nahi phooL ki khushbu ki tarha ho...

_Twò Things Never be Defined In Whòle Life...
As

"LÖVÉ"
Ü Can Never Know How Much Ür Lover Loves Ü

&

"FRIÉND"
Ü Can Never Know How Much Ür Friend Cares 4 u.¿

Dar-e-Mustafa se pare hatne walon hua na guzara tou phr kaya karoge,
Koi b agar na hua do jahan mein waseela tumhara tou phr kaya karo ge.

Nabi ji ki tazeem se rokte ho salaat aur tasleem se rokte ho,
Yeh harkat tumhari Rasool-e-Khuda ko hui na gawara tou phr kaya karoge.

Nabi ji ki tazeem-o-tauqeer beshak ba hukm-e-khuda momino par hai wajib,
Magar shirk keh kar jahannum thikana hua jo tumhara tou phr ka karo ge.

Mohabbat Nabi ki mohabbat khuda ki,ata'at nabi ki ata'at khuda ki,
Nahn mante ho tou na mano lakin hua jo khasara tou phr kaya karoge.

Mere mulk-o-millat ke nojawano musalman bano khudara baat maano,
Qayamat ke din tum se razi hua na jo mehboob payara tou kaya karoge.

..sSshhhhhh... I'm walking slowly Bcoz u might be sleeping... I'll just leave my message 4 u: "GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS!

Méné Us Zååt Pé
Likhñé Ki Jåsåråt
Ki håi,

Jis k Dåmåñ Pé
Fårishtøñ Né
Ibådåt ki Hy,

Kìs Kì Jùrråt
Méré
Ååqå-S.A.W.W k
ßåråbår Ååyé,

Méré ÅÅQÅ S.A.W.W Né Tø Nåbiyøñ Ki
Imåmåt Ki Hy

Zåkhåm Khå Kr
ß Jø Phøøløñ Ki
Ridååiñ ßåkhshé,

Méré Ååqå S.A.W.W
Né Tø Kååñtøñ
Sé Muhåbbåt Ki Hy,

Ällåh Ällåh wø
Kyå Løg Thåy
Jiñ Løgøñ Né,

Chålté Phirté
Méré
ÅÅQÅ S.Å.W.W Ki
Ziyåråt Ki Hy,

Ååsmåñø Pé
Zåmééñø Pé
Hùkùmåt Ki Hy,

'Jis Né Méré
ÅÅQÅ $.A.W.W Kì
Aitå'åt Ki Hy!

Once Din He was Pyasa
He Finding Pani
But Pani was kahin nahin
He Guzra 4rm Jungel
He was Dekha 1 Gharra, Mgr Pani was Thora
He socha 1 Plan
He Pick some Pathar and dale into the ghara
Pani was come Up & He drank,,,..

Moral:
Thori si Mehnat se English boli jaskti he...;-)

1 Panjabi k Ghar main 2 Bachy Jurrwan Paida huwy,
To Dadi boli,
LO DSSO,

Hun ty Pakistan dy Halaat vaikh k Bchy v Kally Aan tu Dr day ny.:-)

aaj app ke Dil main mere liye jo bhi (acha ya bura) hai keh do. I'll not mind. Golden chance! ;) sach btana.I'll wait for ur msg REPLY

Choose one of the bedroom accessory then I'll tell u about ur life partner.

Comb
Bed
Dressing Table
Pillow
Mirror
Hair Pin
A.C.
Hair Brush


Comb=Sincere

Bed=Romantic

Dreasing Table=Sexy

Pillow=True Lover

Mirror=Proudy

Hair Pin=Innocent

A.C.=Angry young man/woman

Hair Brush=Shy

Hamari Life us waqt complte hoti hai jab Aap hon or Main hon or Humare
Chotey chotey
Pyarey pyarey
Sweet sweet

Cute cute
Shrarti shrarti





SMS Hon.

Jane Q akele rehne ko majbur ho gaye.

Yadon ke saye bhi hum se dur ho gaye.

ho gaye tanha is qadar is dunia me.

ke hamare apne bhi hum se dur ho gaye...!

Ak baat to batao plz is ko mazaq me mat tal dena gol mol jawab nahi chalega dekho kuch baaten zindgi me boht importent hoti hen,ye baat b kuch aisi hi importet he , agar aap ne galat bataya ya baat ko talne ki koshish ki to kuch bhi ho sakta he plz sach sach batana




*TiMe KeyA* h0raha hy...

Mera Bank Balance 03 Arab 43 Crore 35 Laakh 74 Hazar 566 Rupees
Nhi he to kya hoa mera mobile Numbr to yehi hena
Bs apna Style zara hat k hai.

Mujhay Apne Kirdaar Pe Itna Tou Yaqeen hai ,

Koi Mujhay Chor Tou Sakta Hai Magr Bhula Nahi Sakta ...

,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,( Sweet:Day ) "-.,,_,Good,_,.-" ,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,(*m o r n i n g*) "+.,,,,.-"-.,,,,,.+"
"Have a nice day"

_/\_
>,"< (+ (+

_/\_
>",< (+ (+

_/\_
>,"< (+ (+

_/\_
>",< (+ (+

Deako na Ya "Chand Stary" Aap ko wish krny aya hain pata hay kya
"¤GØØD NIGHT¤"

Lesson 1: ki ku ki ki ko ki ku

Lesson 2: o ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka

Lesson 3: ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku


Congratulation's!

u have successfully completed monkey's language course

Now u r a smart monkey ****( @.@ ) '(---)'
Plz collect ur certificate
&
u r welcome to the zoo.;-)

8yrs son:
Dad wht is sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained evrythng...

Kid:
But dad how can I write all dis in a small box in my Admission Form?

Dad: Oh shit!:-@
Moral:
Check well before take into action

Must Reply!
is DUNYA me hr 1 k pas 1 atractive quality hy jiski wja se samne wale ka us se bat krne ko dil chahta he.

Now tel me mri attractive quality kya hy?

Allah ta'ala ne farmaya:
"Agr me ne tmam batein Qismat me likhni hoti to me apne bandey ko DUA mangna na Seekhata .

.قائد اعظم نےفرمایا
جس نےمسكال دی وہ ھم میںسےنہیں.
پرھےsmsقوم کی ترقى كى بنیاد
ایک اورمقام پرفرمایاکے
كال كياکرواس سےمحبت بڑھتی ھے.اس پرعمل کرو گے تو دنیا کی کوئ طاقت تم سے تمھارادوست چھین نھیں سکتی.؟

"Gσσð мσяиιиg"
صـبـــــــــــــح
کا سلام قبول ھو
"нανє α иι¢є ðαy"

Assalamu Alaikum ! Wishing you a very successful day with lots of Happiness in everystep today and forever. Keep smiling always:-)

A very pract¡cal real¡ty pUt ¡nto words by w¡ll¡aM shakespear.

"there's no Market for Ur sorrows ¡n th¡s world, so never advert¡se theM"

(((((("دعا"))))))

الله رب العزت آپکو
صحت عزت
عظمت نعمت
شہرت راحت
دولت بركت
سلامتی زندگی
كاميابی مسکراھٹ
محبتیں بلندی
رحمت چمن
اطاعت لطف
سکون صبر
استقامت جنت
عبادت ھدایت
ریاضت

اورلاتعداد خوشیاں
عطافرمائے.
سچے دل سے دوعا ہے

Is qadar toot k chaha hai k koi hisaab nehi.



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Hai koi hisaab? Tussi Aap Wekh Lo...??

Be noor ankhon me koi khawab to do

Meri beqarar raaton ka kuch hisab to do

Tm khafa ho mujse lekin phr b
agar

Ho sake
mere in sawalon ka
jawab to do

Hum ne jis me likhe thay kuch waade

Agar mumkin hai to meri wo kitab to do

De nahi sakte agar pyar to aisa karo
gham do
Zeher do
Sharab do

Jis me bheeg jaye mere dil ki dunia

Aisa koi in ankhon me sailab to do

Kabhi tum kaha karte the k ap boht achay ho

Ab bura hi sahi magr koi Khitaab to do..

Hm mr jaen gy ik din daikh lena,

Ro gy boht tm us din daikh lena,

Duniya main hain to parwa nai hmari,

Chor jaen gy tumhain ik din daikh lena,

Aanso chupatay phiro gy sb sy tm,

Itna hi hm yad ayen gy daikh lena,

Kuch yadein mithi mithi si tm ko boht sataen gi,

Tm khud ko na rok pao gy daikh lena,

Mana k kuch nai hun aj main tmharay liye,

Kal tmharay liye ik yad ban jaen gy daikh lena,

Larka universty ma 1 larki se:
Hi,
Aap ka naam?

Larki:
Ghusay se muje sab Behen kehty hain

Larka:
Bari khushi hoi ap se mil k,
Mujhe sub Behnoi kehtey hain:)

'Ek Baar Meri hasti Ko Pehchan Leta K0i

Mery Seeny Men Bhi DiL ha Ye jan Leta K0i

Kb Kaha Hum Ne k humen Chaho

BuSs .. eK Bar Humari wafa jan Leta K0i.

Samndar mein ghar howa nahi karte,

Muhabbat se bichar kar hum jiya nahi karte,

Ji bhar k nibhalo dosti hum se,

Kyun k Hum jese Log ziyada jiya nahi karte.

BIRTH is the starting of life,

BEAUTY is the art of life,

LOVE is the part of life,

DEATH is end of life.

but

FRIEND is the


HEART OF LIFE.

The Person Who Loves You Ä Lot,
Will Always Do Two Thingz EXTREMELY 4 YOU..

Silently CARING

&

Openly HURTING

To make u PERFECT.

3 Methods to spend good £ife

1! Us ko zror Sorry kaho jise tm Chahty ho

2! Usy mat choro jo tmhen Chahta ho

3! Us se kuch na chupaao jo tm pr Aitbar krta ho

Bu Ali Sina se kisi ne pocha k din kese guzr rahe hen?

Jawab dia:"Allah ki rehmaten gunhgar hone k bawajud lagatar mujh par bars rahi hen. Samajh men nahi aata k main kis bat par us ka shukar ada karon.
"Kasrat-e-Naimat par ya apne la tadad aibon ki parda poshi par."

Friendship is not about "IM SORRY"
Its about "ABAY TERI GALTI HA"

Friendship is not about "WHERE R U"
its about "KAHAN MAR GAYA"

Friendship is not about "I UNDERSTAND"
Its about "SAB TERI WAJA SE HUWA MANHUS"

Frndship is not about "I CARE 4 U"
Its about "KAMINO TUMHE CHORH K KAHAN JAUNGA"

Send this to everyone & see k apko konsa n0 milta hy
1. u r naughty
2. u r beautiful n cute
3.I dnt like k ap ksi or ko dkho
4. i love ur nature.
5. u r cool n smart
6. u r attractive
7. u r rude
8. u r sweet heart
9. u r my best frnd
10. u r selfish
11. u r ziddi
Ap mujy konsa nmbr dengy?
b hnst pls.

"Shidat-e-dard say sharminda nahi meri wafa

~~

jin se rishty gehray hon to wo zakham bhi gehray daity han"...
% DewäNä%

Muddat Se Akele The Hum

Aap Mille Aap Ka Milna Acha Laga

Samander Se B Gehri Lagi Aap Ki Dosti

Terna To Aata Tha Per Doobna Acha Laga..

Mujhe Sab Kuch Kabool Hai Aey Falak!

"Ghm_e_YaaR" Mujh Se Talb Na Kar!

Main Usy Kaisy Dil Se Juda Karun?

Jo Meri Umer Bhar Ki Talash Hai.

1 farishta doosre se: Aj me ALLAH k itna kareb hua k mere or ALLAH k darmian 70parde reh gae
2ndfarishta: Jab momin banda namaz me khara hota ha to ye 70 parde b nai rehte..
Plz namaz ki pabandi kijiye aur is sms ko khob phelae.. Jo paisa ALLAH k liye kharch hoga us ka badla b ALLAH pak zaroor denge.

What is the heaviest burden of life ???

.

.

.

.
'An Empty Pocket' :-p

Ye zarori nhi k jis ko chaho wo muqaddar main ho

Magar ye zarori hai k itna toot kar chaho or usay maango k taqdeer hi badal jaaye....

Send dis 2 ur frnds & come to knw surprising things:
Mere bare me vo aisi kn c baat hai jo ap buhat shidat se jan'na chahte hen,pr puch nahi pate?
1st reply me.

Dekhte hen apke aur hamary rlation men kitne % pukhtgi hai
Koi aik color select kren?
Red
Blue
Green
Pink
Purple
Violet
Yellow
White
Black
Golden. Reply..

Red _ 50%
Blue_ 90%
Green_ 30%
Pink_ 100%
Purple_ 10%
Violet_ 0%
Yellow_70%
White_75%
Black_80%
Golden._25%

Itna aa jao pasand tum KHUDA ko,

K tumhari QABOLIYAT ki ye soorat ho

Bin mangy tum ko mil jaye sab kuch

K DUAA ko khud tumhare Hathon ki Zarorat ho.
Aameen..

Koi apna aisa bhi hoa karay
Jo shikayatain na gila karay
Jo mere liay hi saja karay
Jo mere liay hi bana karay
Main jo rooth jaaon manaye wo
Jo udaas hon to hansaaye wo
Sada chupkay chupkay dabay qadam
Mere 7 hi bus chala karay
Kabhi us se main jo door hon
Mairi wapsi ki dua karay
Koi apna aisa bhi howa karay
Jo shikayatain na gila karay

Meri har Wafa pr tum bhi wafa krna

Na kabhi Muhabat pr tum dagha krna

Apni Dosti ka Suraj kabhi Gharob na ho

Tum bhi KHUDA se bus yehi dua krna''

Naa Pyar,Naa Yaar,



Naa Mohabbat, Naa Dosti Yaaron,



Aaj K is Devdas ki baat Mano,



Naa Chander-Mukhi, Naa Paaro,



Bas har aati jati Bacchi ko Taaroo.

Quran parho to dil khil jaye,



Namaz parho to chehra roshan hojaye,

Kitni dilkash hai Rasul-e-Khuda ki Sunnatain,



Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jay.

,;*"*;,;*"*;,
*;, Love ,;*
"*;,;*"

Ye SPECIAL LOVE HEART,,, isy ap un logon ko send karo,Jinhain ap KHONA nahi chahty... Mene to kr dya..

♥♥*"•.¸.•"*♥♥
..::G00D M0RNING::.. ♥♥*"•.¸.•"*♥♥
hv @ ßeautiful, £vly & $we3t [}/-\¥...
Ke3p §m¡l¡ng :-b :-p

;***;. I am
( ~_~ ) Praying(")(") That...
/ / \ \
May w

Bless U
& Keep
Sweet Smilez On Ur Face forever...
Aameen

1 bachay nay new Car pay pathar se Scratch daal dia
jab Baap nay dekha to us nay Ghussay mein Hathori Bachay ko maari
jis se us ki 3 unglian zaya ho gaein

Baap apnay ghussay pay Naadim ho kr Bachay ki Maazuri pay ro raha tha
K
Achanak us ki nazar Car pay mojod Scratches pay pari
Us nay ghor kia to
Car pay likha tha

"I Love my Dad"
.
.
Rishton ki qimat ka andaza rishton ko khonay k baad hota hy
So take care of your relations
DO NOT BREAK GOOD RELATIONS.

Do u know why God created a man before woman??

Because,,

there z always a rough sketch before a Master Piece...;-)

800 Pages ki Book kitny Din mai Prhi ja sakti hay?

Writer
6 Months

Doctor
2 Months

Lawyer
1 Month

Professor
1 Week

Student
Paper wali RaaT.

NewZealand me 1
Bacha peda hua hy
Pedaish k wkt
uska wght 80kg tha jo bhurta gya or 15 din bad 280kg ho gya
herat angez Magr sach hy
Q k




Bacha Hathi ka tha.

2 dost Safar Par Ja Rahy Thy Rasty Mai Raat Hogai,
Woh TENT Laga k So gaye.



RAAT ko 1 ki Aankh Khuli Usne Dost ko Jaga Kar Kaha,

Aasman ki Taraf Dekh k Batao,

Tumhain Kya Nazar Aa Raha Hai.



2nd: Bohat Sare Sitary.



1st: Issy Kya Pata Chalta Hai?



2nd: Aasman Khubsurt Lag Raha Hai or Roshni Bhi Hai.



1st: Kameene Koi TENT Utar kar Le Gaya Hai. :-)

Doctor:Ap bilkul meri teesri BV ki tara lag rai han.

Larki: Oh realy!apki kitni beewian han?

Doctor:2 ;

Aik Haathi agar Nangay Aadmi ko dekhay ga to kaiya Sochay ga ?

.

Nahi Pata..?
.

Yeh hi k
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye Aadmi Itni Si SOOND Say Paani kaisay Peeta Hoga..?

Kya Aap Gareeb Ho.?

YES or NO?

Agr Ameer Ho To 30 Ka Balance Bhejo...


Or Agr Gareeb Ho To Ye Msg Aagay Bhejo...

KHUL K MAANGO AAJ..

"Happy juma''.

Köi Döst hö Tö
tm jäiså
köi chåhñè wålä hö tö tm jåiså
köi dil sè pyärä hö tö tum jäisä












Sub mujh se yehi kehte hen.!!!

Apki himat kese hui k ap mere bary me
logon ko ye btao k

?

?

?

?

?

?

I m so sweet.

I am so cute.

I am so nice.


Agr muje
nazar lag jäti tö?.

Teacher student Se
"AUTOMATICALLY"
Ka Matlab Kya Hy?

Student Ne Soch K Jawab Diya
Jab Koi
Ganji Larki
Riksha Men Bethi Ho To Usay Kahen Gay,

"AUTO MAI TAKLI"

Aik admi roz subh darakht ki shakh pe beth jata tha..

Pocho q???

MBA kr k pagal hogya tha, apne apko branch manager samajhta tha!

Teacher: Sabaq phir parh Sadaqat ka Amaanat ka Shujaat ka....

Sardar: lo ji kar lo gal Apna yaad nai honda tay hun inna da v parhiye..

Respect her
Protect her
Care her
Obey her
Sacrifice 4 her

HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY?

Just Smile
Gameover!

Oye kanjro koi standard bnao:-@:-.

Pathan:Yara ye shadi k joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar:Asman pay
Pathan:UF KHUDAYA
bohat bara ghalti ho gaya
Sardar:Kiya hua?

Pathan:Hum to
Darzi ko day aya..

"Bewaja Nahi Rota Ishq mein koi
FARAZ..."


"Jisay khud Se barh K CHaHO
Wo RULATA zaror hai.......!!!!

Bahu k 2 Affair sun kr SUSAR ne KhudKushi krli
4 or Affair sun kr Husband B
mar gya mgr

SAAS Chup rhi


Q





Q K

"SAAS B Kbhi BAHU Thi"
("Pr¡Nc¿ ()f §€ul")

Q1.Ik Din ki Zindagi Mily to Kya Mango gay.
Ans:<
Q2.Maut Samne ho to Kya Chaho gay?
Ans:<
Q3.Zakham Dene Wala Dost Ban Jaey to Kya Kro gay.
Ans:<
Q4.Dost Or Pyar men Pehli Pasand Konsi Hogi?
Ans:<
Q5.Agr ap ka Pyar apko Chor Jaey Or Phir Wapes Aaey to Kya kro gay.
Ans:<
Q6.Agr aap k Samne 2log Hon,1wo Jis k Liye ap Jan de Sakty ho Or 1wo jo apk liye jan de Sakta ho to kis Ko Chuno gay.
Ans.
Reply is musT.)
Answer zaror dena hai.

Ab tu pathan bhi fakhar se kehne lage faraz



Khocha my name is khan and i am not a terrorist.

Bhaag jaye uski beti gadha gari pe,


Wah wah wah




Bhag jaye uski beti gadha gari pe,

Jisne pabandi lgai he DOUBLE SAWARI pe......

Animals ki khasoosiyat..

1. Tota
Duniya ki har zaban bol sakta hai..

2. Oont
15 din tak bager kuch khaye safar kr sakta hai..

3. Dog
Dunya ka sb se ziyada wafadar janwar hai..




Agey na parho.!





Mat parho agey kuch nahi





Na parho .





4. Gadha

Jis kaam se mana karo wohi krta hai...!!

یااللہ تیرا شکر ھے کہ تو نے مجھے کالی رات کے اندھیرے سے نکال کر ایک اور روشن صبح عطا فرمائ. مولا تو بڑا رحیم اور کریم ھے.مجھے آج سارا دن گناھوں سے محفوظ فرما دے.
¤اسلام وعليكم¤صبح بخیر¤......

_.-") W ) ) )
"""( ( ( ( (__.
'-..-"-..-' .-' - -

Ye jo piyari ankhen sms parh rahi hn in pe hamesha Rahmaton ki barish farma
(AAMIN)

~Naz Karne Ka ~Tujhe Haq Hai ~Faraz,,,
~>>----->>,,,,

~Hm Jesy Dost ~ Muqaddr ~WALO KO ~Milte Hain.....

Kuch DOST meri ZINDAGI mein
PAAD ki tarah hain

"FARAZ"


Mehsoos to hotay hain dikhaai nahi daitay....:-)
for u jani:-(>

Moulvi sahib 2 ZARDARI:
Buray kam karna chor do warna Allah ka azaab aye ga,

Zardari:
Buray kam to musharraf ne kiye hain,
main to Allah ka azaab hon.

Pehly w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi
Ma Bolta & w0 Sunti thi



Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani

w0 Bolti & Ma Sunta tha



Ab w0 Mri BV hai

Hm 2no Bolte hain

Pura MOHALA sunta hai.

Teacher:
If u tell me whre is Allah I'll reward u 100 rupees.

Student:
but I'll give u millions if u tell me whre Allah is not!

Agr apko Is bat ka Afsos ha k apka Intezar krny wala koi nhi

To 1 kam karen

1 hour k lye bathroom ma ja kr baith jaen
Koi Na koi bahr Intazr zror kr rha hoga.

Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha. Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha he. T0 kutty ne kaha.

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...

1 Bohat hi Cute Larki ko Maine Kaha
"I Love u"

Usne Muje Kiss Ki or Galay Lga k Apna Mob No. Dedia Or Dinner Par Le Gai..







Moral:




JALO SAALON JALO

1 lady apne husband ki qaber per bethi ro rhi thi or qaber ko pankhey sa hawa de ri thi, kisi ne kaha itni mohabbat??? to jawab mila k marne se pehly keh gaye they k meri qaber ki mitti khushak hone se pehly shadi na krna, pta ni kon kambakht roz qaber par pani dal jata hay..

Tum Ne Dekhi Nahi Hai PhooLon Ki Wafa,.,
"Mohsin"


Woh Jis Par KhiLtay Hain
USi Par MurJha Jaatay Hain...!!

TU Agar Mujhe Nawazay to Tera Karam Hai ALLAH....!


Warna Teri Rehmaton K Qabil Meri Bandagi Nahi....!

Which Instrument Is 7 Inches Long?
Goes Into A Wet Hole Moves Front & Back Makes White Foam Of Liquid?

.

.

Its A Tooth Brush

Nothing Else U Dirty Mind :-)

A dog Fell in Love,
With A cat,

Bt
Dog's parents,
Refused Cat,

Why?
They Gave A Solid Reason..!
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Larki to Monchhon Wali Hai:-D

Wo SUBHA ka sakoon
wo PAANI ki thandak

wo SHAMPU ki botle
wo SILKI baal

wo DHULAY hue kapron ki khushbu

TUM kya jano?


Ye to sirf NAHANAY wale jante hai.

Khu$hi ME Gham Ki Lazzat nhi To Kch B nhi

Zindagi ME Mohabat nhi To Kch B nhi

Tamam UmER Ebadat KartE Raho lakin

ALLAH k rasul se Mohabat nhi To Kch Bhe nhi.

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manane niklay,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewanay nikle,

Jab b usay dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gaany nikley.

دعـــــــــــــــــا
الله رب العزت آپکو

صــــــحت
عــــــــزت
عظـــــمت
نـــــــــمت
راحـــــــت
بركــــــــت
سلامــــتی
زنــــــدگی
كامــــيابی
مسـکراھٹ
محبتیں
حــــــــــرم شریف
مــــــــــدینے کاسفر
عمره حج
حــــــضور ‎کی‎ ‎غلامی
اور لاتعداد خوشیاں
عطا فرمائے
آمــــــین دعــــــا مین یاد.

Jahapanah...


Tussi
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Great
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Ho
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Tohafa
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Kabul
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Karo....


,,,
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Ye Mat Sochna Ke Ghafil HoGaye Haen Tumhari Yääd Se...
...A JAAN...
Bas Tumhain Masrøøf Samajh Kar hum Zyada Tang Nahi Karte.>

G * .;;;;;. * M
O' ¤ ( '._.' ) ¤ O
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D .:::¤:::¤:::. ÑIÑG
My èyès Cännøt Sèè Yöü àt thi$ Time Büt My PrÄYÉrS wìll Rèäch ü.
GOOD MORNING.

Kabi dekha he tu ne ek nazar Ehtlaam k bad,
Kitne soonay lagtay hain tattay is kam k bad,

Jese tese to guzar jata he kaamon me din,

Sahi Gand paht'ti hai phir Sham k bad,

Log Kehte hain humain "Muth" ka Mareez"

Kya izat reh jati hai is ilzam k bad,

Such kehte hain Siyanay ye kam hai hi kuta,

Samjh ati hai lekin Anjam k baad,

In Roz k hadson se kuch badalta nai faraz,

Lafz "MUTHAL"lag jata hai bus nam k bad.



(Dedicat to all Muthal friends) :-*

Hmare Pyare Rasol Hazrat
MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
21/Apr/571 Esvi
12/Rabi-ul-Awwal Peer ko Suba4:45 Makkah me peda hue
Aap(S.A.W.W)ki Total Zindgi
22330 Din
(63 Sal,4 Din)
Aap(S.A.W.W) ki Risalt ka Arsa
8156 Din
(23Sal)Tha.
Plz ye Forward kren.
AMAD E MUSTAFA
MARHABA MARHABA.

bOy:hey i've gOt 2 wOrds tO say yu!

girl:what?

bOy:I LOVE U

girl:huh- isn't dat 3 wOrds?

bOy:nO! bcOs yu & i are One-

If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..

"Ju Aurtain buri hun un sy bilkul elehda raho,
aur ju ache hun un sy Mohtat raho,
ye na hu unki Achae tmhen Burae tk ly jaey"

Quote... :)

,,"Koi Bachi nahi to na sahi,

Tere jesa dost to mil gaya...

Wah wah



Chalo "CHOOT" na mili na sahi,

"CHOOTIYA" to mil gaya!

If u r a true pakstani.
Enjoy and 4vd it.

(",)
<))_, , - - , LL
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INDIA IPL
its fun 2B young.

AGR APKE PAS AUTO RIKSHAW HOTA TO USKE PECHE AP KIA LIKHWATE
Send this sms to ur friend & get intrstng replies

But reply me must

Mangi thi dua maine RUB se,
Dost dena wo jo alag ho sab se,

Mila diya hum ko tum se,
aur kaha sanmbhalo issey,
Ye ANMOL hai sab se.........

Choose one numbr then i will tell u k aapki/aapka some one special aap ko miss krty waqt kya sochta hai???
101 202 303 404 505 606 707 808 909...Rply fst


101.Dil chahta hy usk pas chala jao
202.Kash vo mre pas hoti to hal e dil sunata
303.Wo apko bht mis krti h
404akhir ye durian kb tk
505kya krna kisi kam me dil ni lgta
606.ab use bhaga k le jana parega
707.swtheart i lov u so mch
808.tang kr k rkh dia h
909.shadi k bad is k nakhre theak karu ga

Pathan namaz parhne gya aur 2 bar wuzoo kiya, kisi ne poocha aapne 2 bar wuzoo kyun kiya hai?
pathan ne jawab diya agr 1 toot gya to doosra kaam ayega.

اسلام عليکم....

نمازکااھتمام فرمائين.


دعائون کی درخواست ھے

*.*__Π____*.¤
.*/_____/Δ\*.*
.*l___Ω_[l_l].*.
Hr Ghar Mai Do Dstk
k khusi ka ek or Pegham Aa rha Hai
Mubarak Ho Apko 12 RABI-UL- Awal ka mahina aa gya hai...

GirL: Kon hO Tum?
BoY: HAsrAt TumhAri,
GirL: Dekhte hO kiA?
BoY: SurAt TumhAri,
GirL: KArte hO kiA?
BoY: PojA TumhAri,
GirL: KAfir hO kiA?
BoY: AisA hi sAhi,
GirL: ChAhte hO kiA?
BoY: MuhAbAt TumhAri,
GirL: PAchtAo gAy!
BoY: KismAt HAmAri,
GirL: 2 BAchon ki MAA hOn?

BoY: ShAkAL pE LAAnAt TumhAri.

Main Brson Se Jannat Ki Talaash Mein Nikla Hua Tha , ¤Ay Doost¤

Lekin Thak K Aaj Phir "MAA" K Qadmon Mein Aa Gira,,,

Jis K Bina Muje Koi Sans Nhi Aati

Kiu Ye Hawa Un Ko Apne Sath Nhi Lati

Kehti Hai Bar Bar Udas Dil Ki Dherkn Mjhe

Lgta Hai Ab Un Ko Meri Yad Nhi Aati

Yeh form fil karen
Name:____
FatherName:____
Cast:____
Blood group:____
Gender:____
Age:___
Address:_____
Phone No:_____






Aur Pagal khanay Mai Jama Krwa K apnay Ghar walon ko Musibat Se Nijaat dain.

*>IDARA TAHAFUZ-E- PAKISTAN<*

FW: From: +923012489783 Msg:

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Ye mere paun hain








Itni der dabane ka shukriya.

Kabhi zindagi ka naam hai mohabat,
kabhi mout ka pegham hai mohabat,
Kabhi mohabat se milti hai khushi,
kabhi gham ki sham hai mohabt,
Kabhi mohabat ansoun ki barish hai,
Kabhi hansi ka jaam hai mohabat,
Kabhi hai mohabat dil ki jalan,
Kabhi dil ka aaram hai mohabat,
Kabhi mohabat hai milan ka rop,
kabhi tanhai ki tarah BE-NAAM hai mohabat,
Kabhi mohabat hai BE-NAAM zindagi,
Kabhi zindagi kehti hai Mera Naam HaiMÖHÄBBÄT

آپ کو یاد کرنا روز کی بات ھے

دعا میں یاد رکھنا عادت کی بات ھے

آپ سے دور رھنا قسمت کی بات ھے

مگر آپ کو بھول جانا مشکل سی بات ھے.

Dil ki dharkan dil k sath hoti hay



Tumhari yad humary pas "hoti hay


"Tum ko maloom "ho ya na ho


"Humari dua "aap k sath hoti hay

Rishta "DOSTI" ka kisi or rishte se kam nai,

Mile agr acha "DOST" to kisi bat ka gm nai,

"DOSTON"me pyar hota kbi km nai,

is liye
"HAM"BIN"TUM"
"TUM"BIN"HUM" nai

$übäh $übäh èk pègäm dènä hy,

ÄäP ko $übhä kä pèhlä $äläm dènä hy,

Güzrèy särä dìn äp kä khü$hìyöñ bhärä

Äp kì $ubhä kö khöb$ürät $ä nääm dèñä hy

*,G'*, '*,Ö*, '*,Ö'*, '*,D'*, '*,M'*, *,Ö'*, '*,R'*, '*Ñ*, '*,I'*, '*,Ñ'*, '*,G'*,

Dimagh insani jism ka sub se important hissa hai,
ye saal k 365 dino k 24 ghante baidar rehta hai,
Aur ye aap ki pedaish k sath hee kaam shuru ker deta hai, aur us waqt tak kaam karta rehta hai jab tak aap....,


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Shadi nahi kar lete.....

"Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishtay Jaisa Ho.

Mujhay Talaash Hai Us ki Jo Mere Jaisa Ho.

Mere Khuloos Ko Pehchanta Ho Bas Kafi Hai.

Wo Koi ß Ho, Kaheen ß Ho, Kaisa Ho.

Agar Kabhi Rooth Jaun Main Us Say To.

Muskura K Manaye Wo Aisa Ho.

Dukhon Me.... Hansnay Ka. Hunar Janta Ho!!

Ek Aisa Ham-Safar Jo Samander.! Ki Tarah Gehra.! Ho
Umer-Bhar
Saath Chalay.....! Wo Aisa Ho........!

Mujhe Talash Hai Us ki Jo Mere.....! Jaisa Ho".

MAA

"MAA PIYARI MAA"
Soya Nhi Hoon Mjhe Sula Do na MAA,
Ajao Mjhe Lori Suna Do na MAA,
Ashk Meri Ankhon Me Jam Se Gaye Hain
Kar K Dil Pe Jabar Mujhe Rula Do na MAA,
Dekho Kitni Be Tarteeb Ho Gai Hai Zindagi
Bikhre Hain Mere Baal Bana Do na MAA
Aik Karb Se Aashna Rehta Hon Har Ghari
Is Dard Ka Ehsas Mita Do na MAA
Bohat Dar Lagta Hai Mujhe Duniya Se
Tum Mujhe Duniya Se Chupa Lo na MAA
Jal Rha Hon Me Andekhi Aag Me
Choom K Mera Matha Aag Bhuja dO na maa.

Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain

JANI.

Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai
Is Liye Band Hai.

Nmak Baray Shoq Se Cheeni Aglay Chock Se

As'$alam'o'alaikum. {"D"."U"."A"}
Tu jab b koi dua kre
"*._ Mera RAB "*._ Tujhe Wo Ata kare
"*._ Teri Jholi Khushyon Se
// Bhari Rahe
"*._ Bin Mange Hi Sb Ata Kre
_.*"
"*._ Tere Hath | Uthen
_.*" 'Bad Me
|.*.| Mera RAB
|.*.| Wo Pehle
|.*.| Ata Kre
<(("AAMEEN"))>
suba bakhair.
Hamesha khush raho.

Khule jo lab to DUA de tum ko,

Har roz nai zindagi khuda de tum ko,

Agr aik khushi ki arzoo karo tum,

Khuda khushion ka darya de tum ko. (AMEEN).

Human body can bear only 45 del (unit) of pain,
but at the time of giving birth a woman feels 57 del of pain this is equivalent to pain of 20 bones getting fractured at a time .
Give respect ,care and love to your mom, through-out her life....

Little keys can open big locks,

Simple words can express great thoughts,

Hope my simple pray can make ur life great.

"May ALLAH Give U alot of Happines.

السموات والارض

¤¤خوبصورت دن كا آغاز

¤¤ميرى دعاؤں كے ساتھ

¤¤ خوش رهو سارا دن

= IMPORTANT =
jb kbi Kisi Shakhs Ka Accident Ho Jata he to Doctors Or Staff Ko Ye Mushkil Paish Ati He K Us k Ghar Walon Ko Kesy Infrm Krin. Is Lye Doctors Tajveez Krte Hn K Hr Shakhs Apne Mobile Me "ICE" Nam Se Us Shakhs Ka number Save kare Jisay Emergency Ki Sorat me Infrm Kiya ja sake
"ICE" Stands For "IN CASE Of EMERGENCY".
Plz Ye Msg. KAM AZ KAM 1 FARD Ko Fwd Kijay. ALLAH Sub Ko Haadsaat Sy Mahfooz Rakhay...

AAMEEN

¤Agr ghalat fehmiyan dur na ki jaein to wo nafraton me tabdil ho jati hain.

¤jo shakhs tum se dosron k aib bayan krta hy wo yaqeenan dosron se tumhari burai bhi bayan krta hy.

¤PAANI bano jo apna rasta khud bnata hy,PATHAR na bno jo dosron ka rasta rok leta hy!

Sirf red colour ko he love ki alamat kyn samjha jata hai?

Send this message to your friends get interesting replies.
But reply me 1st.
Waiting!

Mera bus chale to main Aap ko "---------------------------------"

reply Me :-)

1 Lrki janat mein gai to farishton se boli
"meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi karayo."

farishta:"sabr kar lay bibi,pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de"

"JANNAT
K Muntazir Na Raho
Balke Aisay Ban Jao K Jannat Tumhari Muntazir Rahe"

Hazrat Imam HUSSAIN (R.A)

HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) ki kuch aadaat
1-chalty waqt nigah neechay rakhty
2- Salam me hmesha pehal krty
3- Mehman Nawazi khud krty
4- Nafli ibadat chup kr krty
5- Farz ibadat sub k samny krty
6- Bimar ki mizaj pursi krty
7- jb khary hoey ghusa ata to baith jaty or baithy huay ghusa ata to lait jaty
8- miswaq krty
9- isha se phlay kabi na soty
10 kbi khul kr na hansty,sirf muskraty
ALLAHA TAALA sms agey bejne wale ki tmam khowahishen pori kare.AAMEEN.

وقت بدلتا ھے زندگی کے ساتھ.

زندگی بدلتی ھے محبت کے ساتھ.

محبت نہیں بدلتی اپنوں کے ساتھ.

بس اپنے بدل جاتے ھیںوقت کے ساتھ.

Imandari se mujhe marks do.
Sadgi %
bewakofi %
looks %
shararti %
cute %
zaheen %
baDtamiz %
nakhray %
ghusa %
Rep muSt. I m waitting.

Ek "LARKA" English k Paper me fail ho gya,
Due to this Translations.

1-Me Aam Admi hun.
( I am a Mango man ),

2-Muje English Aati he.
( English comes to me ),

3-MeraTaluk Haripur Hazara se he.
( I belong to Green Pur Thousanda),

4-Sarak pe golyan chal Rahi hen.
(Tablets are walking on road...!

Money k qatre Tatton k andar bethe apas m baten kr rhe thay
1.mai bahr ja k manager bano ga
2.mai bahr ja k engineer bano ga
3.mai bahr ja kr doctor bno ga
4.4th qatra dorta huwa aya or bola bhago behan chodo "MUTH" Lag gai hai.
qatre bole shit yar saale ne career ki Behan Ko Lund de diya.

Chehre ki hansi se hr gam ko Chupao

Buhat kuch bolo par kuch na batao

Khud na rutho kabi pr sab ko manao

Ye RAAZ h zindage ka bas jitte chaly jao...

Dil k Mehman Ban jao,
Ankhon ka Arman Ban jao,
Honto ki Muskaan Ban jao,
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Oh,ho ye tu Aap ho?

I'm Very Sorry yar,Ap to Bas,

INSAAN BAN JAO

Two Best Sentences from Me as a Gift for U!!

1.."Laugh so Hard,,
that even Sorrow Smile at U"..

2.."Live Life so Well,,that even Death Loves to see U Alive"

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.


My Life is Full of Emotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of Emotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)

Hum Apni Be-Basi Kisi Ko Nahi Bataen Gey Faraz...

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Ooper Likha To Hai, Kisi Ko Nahi Bataen Gey. :-)

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai. :-)

A Friend In Need is a Friend Indeed.

So,
Always Be There When I Need You.

But,
When You Need Me then Remember that:

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"God Helps Those, Who Help Themselves." :-)

Larkiyan SmS K Badle SmS Karti Hain

Larkey SmS K Badle Call Karte Hain

Khusre SmS K Badle Kuch Nahi Karte

Aap Ka Taaluq Kis Se Hai Abi Pata Chl Jaye Ga.;-)

Buhat Naaz Tha Humein Apne Doston Kay Khuloos-o-Muhabbat Pe Wasi,
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Kambakht Meri Mayyat Pe Aa Kay Bole
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Aaalaaaaddi..
Biryaani.

may ro raha tha jab meray pass paon me pahan' nay k liye jootay nahi the lekin ma chup hogaya jab many dekha k 1 shakhs k paaon hi nahi ha. (shaikh Saadi)


Allah ki har us naimat pr shukar ada kartay raho jis ki tm qadar nahi karty.

~*GööD*~ *MörñIñG* ~*"Jee"*~

*"Älwäy$ B Khü$h iñ Every Lämhä öf Ziñdägi"*

*"Iñ Dä Khü$hbö öf Pyär"*

*"Jö Älwy$ Äp K Äröuñd Rähe"*

*"Häve ä Ächä Ächä Däy".

*>Subho ki madham roshni
*>Prindon k sorilay geet
*>Phoolon ki dheemi khushbu
*>Kalyon ki hasin muskurahat
*>Sab Mil kar subah bakher Kehte hain

*GOOD MURNING*

1Kisan Ka Murga Budha Ho Gia
Wo Bazar Sy Jawan Murga Le Aya
Buddy Ne Jawan Ko Deka
To
Pas Aa K Bola* Larai Se Behtar He
Hum 2no Race Laga K Har Jet Ka Fesla Ker Len
Jo Jet Gia Murgian uski
Magr
Ma Budha Hon
Pehly Bhago Ga
Phir Tum Bhagna
Jawan Man Gia
Budha Murga Shor Machata Bhaga
Jawan B Us K Pechy Bhaga
Shor Sun K
Kisan Bandoq Le K Ghar Sy Nikla
Or
Jawan Murge Ko Goli Mar K Bola*Ye 3sra Murga B LondeBaz Nikla

Moral* Experience is Mor imp then power...

Suna he Ap Bohot Intelligent hain?

To is Sawal ka Jawab den

Sawal:
Kisi aesi Larki ka Naam Batain jis me
A, E, I, O, U
Na ata ho.

it's a Challenge!

Här düm kärün yååd tüjhe Düäön me,

Tü sädä khüsh rähe Möhäbbät ki chhääön me,

Izät hö teri süb ki nigähön me,

Köi ghäm nä mile tüjhe zindgi ki rähön me.

Wo aam si sham thi jb juda hue hm

Na tot k pyar kr sake na ro saky hm

Wo b din thy k roz bat krty thy

ye b din he k awaz ko taras gae hm.

Duniya me kabhi kisi achhe insan ko talash mat kro,
Balke khud achhe ban jao,
Ho sakta he k apk Is amal se kisi or ki talash khatm ho jaye..

"Chahne"waly b baray"naseeb"se miltay hain

faraz

Tum ye"baat"tasleem karo gaye mere"bichar jaane ke baad"

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career pe mor de

or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chor de :-D

A= Ahad,
L= La Shareek,
L= Lam Yalid Walam Yulad,
A= Awwal o Akhir,
H= Haqiqi Mabood..

Don't stop kyun k is se acha msg koi nahi ho sakta.

Jo log dard ko samajhte hen wo kabi b dard ki waja nhi bantey or jo log sachi dosti krte hai wo dard sehna to jante hain lekin dard dena nhi jante...

Hr Insan 2sry Insan ki Zndgi sy kch na kch Seekhta hy

Ap ny mj sy kon c bat sikhi hy?

Snd ths 2Ur frnds and rciev Difrnt Ans.

Bt rply me 1st.Im waiting.!

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 carore ka sawal pocha "Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai?

yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di mgr tmara naam nahi btaya.

"Agar koi tum pr zulm karay to usay mua'af kardo.

Agr Taluqaat toray to Jor lo.

Agr koi tumhein mehroom karay to usay Nawaz do.

Agar kisi se Intiqam Lena ho to Dar-guzar kardo.

Gussay mein aisi baat na kro k baad mein Nadamat ho".

Ye "ILM" hai.

Teachr: Us bomb ka naam bataiye jo Pakistan ne India par phenka tha aur India ne usey pencil ki tarhan bana dia.




Students: AdNAN SAMI..

Wife: Ap apne d0st ki biwi k janazay pe nahi gae?


Husband: Kis mun se jaon?

Wo mujhe tesri biwi ke janazay pe bula raha hai Or Maine 1 dafa bhi nahi bulaya..

There are some of the romantic countries in the
"WORLD"

"H.O.L.L.A.N.D"
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
"I.T.A.L.Y"
I Trust And Love You.
"L.I.B.Y.A"
Love Is Beautiful & You Also.

But,this is my Favorite..

"F.R.A.N.C.E"
Friendship Remains And Never Can End......

If i dstrb u


Im sorry!


But i need


To say



I


Love







To Disturb U
jo krna hai kr lo...:-P

" Aap ki wo kon c ada hy jo khud apko behad pasand hy? "

Send it 2ur frndz n get cool replies.but
reply me first.