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Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Sultan Rahi!
2) In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Sultan Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives.
Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. ( Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide...
Tum rooth jao mujhse, aisa kabhi na kerna
main ik nazar ko tarsoon, aisa kabhi na kerna
main pooch pooch haroon, so so sawal kar k
tum kuch jawab na do, aisa kabhi na kerna
mujhse hi mil k hansna, mujhse hi mil k rona
mujhse bicher k jee lo, aisa kabhi nakerna
tum chand ban k rehna, main daikhta rahoon ga
kisi roz tum na niklo, aisa kabhi na kerna
tum chalay jao jab bhi, tu dekhoon tumhara rasta
tum loat k na aao, asia kabhi na karna....
More beautiful than roses
Much deeper than the seas
Stronger than a hurricane
But timid like a breeze
Real as in a picture
But yet it can't be seen
More beautiful than anything
As vivid as a dream
Precious as rare jewels
A bond between two hearts
A symphony of feelings
When time is spent apart
Sharing common interests
Working through all fears
Looking at yourself
As if two were in the mirror
Finding common ground
On issues not agreed
Giving into arguments
Tending all your needs
Being there for always
Is all I want to do
Holding you forever
Because our love is true
I am standing in the garden
Watching the sun set on the horizon
Wondering if this will be the night
That you will come to me
Wishing to feel your gaze locked with mine
Your arms holding me
Your lips on mine
And as I stand there I can feel
The heat of your eyes upon me
Turning our eyes meet and hold
We can see the warmth and the desire
As our minds and souls bond as one
Our hearts pound in anticipation
Your eyes draw me to you
Your arms engulf me
Pulling me closer and closer
Until our bodies are touching
You lower your lips to mine
Our kiss tells of our love
A love that flames into passion
A love that has endured all time
A love that is stronger than ever
A love that will sustain us
A love that will nourish us
Through all eternity
For I am yours
And you are mine
An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four, " answered the old lady.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"
"My husband is eighty-seven. "
"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"
"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."
"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."
