On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of boobs r here?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
Aftr 50 like onions, u see them & they make u cry.
Daughter gets angry N asks Mom: how many kinds of cocks r here?
Mum: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oak tree, mighty n hard.
In 30-40 like a birch flexible but reliable.
Aftr 50s like Christmas tree, dead from root & balls hanging 4 decoration only ..
