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Agar meri shaadi aap ki marzi se hoti to aap meri shaadi kis say krwaty/krwati

Forward to ur fraindz and cousins and get funn...

!""!....HELLO....!""!
!...!"""""MY"""""'!...! -==-
-==- -=(SWEET)=- {}FRIEND{}
Assalam-u-Aikum & =G=O=O=D=-"*MORNING"*-

Apko kis lamhy ka boht shidat se intezher hai?
141,
142,
143,
144,
145,
146,
147,
select one number than i'll tell u the answer.
Plz rply its interesting! ?

141: Shadi ka,
142: Hajj ka,
143: World tour ka,
144: Hamsafar k milny ka,
145: Jis se pyar hai os ko pany ka,146: Date py jany ka,
147: Mangni ka.. (...)

TEACHER: batao kuttay (dogs) shaadi kyun nahi karte?

STUDENT: kyun k wo to pehLy se hi "kuttay ki zindagi" Guzaar rahe hote hein...

Ek Aisa"JHOOT" Bolo,
Jo "SACH" SE B,
Zyada Pyara
Ho.?

Reply is must,
Plz Send this 2 ur all Frnd &
Enjoy
Interesting
Replies

I M waiting 4 ur
Ans..

Sardar:koi esi cheez bta jo 1 jesi b ho or un me farq b ho!

Pathan:koile ki kan or makrani ki gand dono kali hoti h pr 1 m heera hota h or 1 m keera .

*|'"'|___|"''|*
*| APPY¤
*|__|"''''|__|*¤
*SWEET SWEET*
*.* dreams *.*
*.__.*FOR*.__.*
¤\\ //*¤ *\, /OU / /

Good night.

Agr tmko mujhse acha dost mily to
Be-shak Us se dosti kr lena,
Magr jb wo Tm ko thukra dy to
Hum tmko wahin milengy ye kehne k liye
K


Hogai Izzat chal Aaja ......

Choose 1 numb then i will tell u k ap kis rishtey ke taraf se lucky hn. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 rep fastly



1:lover!
2: wife/Husbnd .
3: fauncy!(khashtarey
4: mjse!
5: friendz!
6: mother-in-law!
7: sister!
8: parents!
9: cusin. .

Kabhi Kabhi

Chhoti Chhoti
Chezien,

bhi Bohat Takleef deti hen.


Yaqeen na aiy to...


Ksi din...



SOO' oUi pay


beth k dekhna...

1 admi Ne Fish Pakri
Biwi:Me Khana Nahi Pka Skti Q K
Na Gas He
Na Ata
Na Bjli
Na Oil
Admi Fish Ko Darya Me Phenk Aya
Fish Upr aai Or Zor Se Chilai
G.A Bhutto:-D

Suno Dost bus final krlo!
Qurani aayat ab mobile mei kisi ko nahe bhejni..
Delete hojati hen..or Qayamat ki nishani hy k muslim apne hathon se Quran mitae ga!
Istra k msg bhejna Qadyaniyon ki sazish hy..
Ye msg apne dosto ko bhej kur is sazish ko nakaam bna dyn.plz plz do it.....

Hum jal kar bhi roshni philaty rahe,

Is liay log humen jlatay rahe,

Mere jalne ko kissi ne dekha hi nahi,

Bas meri Roshni par sab Muskuraty rahe.. ?

Bheegty Rahy Barishon mein aksar,

Kabhi Mangi Kisi Se Panah Nahi,

Hasratain Pori Na Hon To Na Sahi,

Khwab Dekhna To koi Gunah Nahi.