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2011-09-02T06:21:00.000-07:00

Must read...

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son.
People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.
♥
People call another man fat.
No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
...♥
People call an old man ugly.
No one knows he had a serious injury to the face fighting for our country in the war.

♥ HIT 'LIKE' if u like it or READ it ♥

Strong Odor

2011-09-02T06:09:00.000-07:00

That's some potent shoe business right there.

Muscle Chix

2011-09-02T06:05:00.000-07:00

Another Muscle chick, god help us

The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world

2011-07-29T23:28:00.000-07:00

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can't.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??
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Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh...Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. :) :) ?

*Like if u like it*

You Ok

2011-07-29T23:21:00.000-07:00

Just one tiger concerned for another fellow brother.

Larkiyon Ka N.I.C Hona Chaiye Ya Nahi..??

2011-07-24T23:54:00.000-07:00

Zubeda Apa Ka Latest Bayan..

2011-07-24T23:50:00.000-07:00

Mein ne Brown Colour Ki Frock Pehni Thi,

Aur Hath Mein Kaju Thay,

Jo Poore Raste Khaate Aayi Thi...

Tum Ne Ghalat Kaha Ke Bhooke Nanage Aye Thay Hum..

Zubeda Apa Ka Latest Bayan.. :)

Girls Don't Have Brain....

2011-07-22T22:51:00.000-07:00

They don't have brain....

How sweet! I wish it happened in real life too!!!

2011-07-20T23:52:00.000-07:00

Boy : Baby I want to tell you something..

Girl : Yes?

Boy : When you go home today thank your mom for me.
.........
Girl : Okay but why?

Boy :Thank her because she gave birth to an angel in this earth

who is my life and to whom one day will be my wife.

What a Change

2011-07-20T10:35:00.001-07:00

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Advanced

2011-07-20T10:33:00.001-07:00

This boy is pretty advanced, he's already in second base and he's barely potty trained

Advanced Planking

2011-07-20T10:30:00.000-07:00

Advanced planker, Do not try this at home folks.

That Moment

2011-07-20T10:18:00.002-07:00

It only took that one delicious moment in his life

The Goods... Baby has got the right idea!

2011-07-20T10:18:00.001-07:00

007 Lutera Pakistan...

2011-07-17T09:47:00.000-07:00

Touring DC, You’re Doing It Right

2011-07-14T23:48:00.000-07:00

Old Man Enjoying With Young Girl

2011-07-14T23:30:00.000-07:00

This Man Is Too Hot...!!

2011-07-14T23:29:00.000-07:00

Obama The Demon

2011-07-10T08:56:00.000-07:00

Obama / Johansson

2011-05-30T10:41:00.000-07:00

Diapers and Politicians

2011-05-30T08:23:00.000-07:00

Waiting

2011-05-30T08:22:00.000-07:00

Obama Girl

2011-05-30T08:15:00.000-07:00

America want change...

2011-05-30T08:14:00.000-07:00

Obama'08 bin Laden

2011-05-30T08:13:00.000-07:00

Responses Of Kiss

2011-05-30T07:06:00.000-07:00

Responses Of Kiss;

American Girl
Kiss Me Infront Of Everyone,

Indian Girl
Lets Go In The Corner And Kiss Me

Pakistani Girl: Jaldi Kro,
Light NA AAJAYE..;-)

Ram & Raavan Were Fighting

2011-05-30T07:04:00.001-07:00

Ram & Raavan Were Fighting
Suddenly..
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Ram: Chal Bye

Raavan: Kyun Darr Gaya

Ram: Peeche Dekh Rajnikant
Aa Raha Hy . . . =P =D

World's Largest Migration

2011-05-30T07:03:00.001-07:00

The World's Largest
Migration Is From
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Orkut To Facebook ! =P =D

Thing Never Complete

2011-05-30T07:02:00.000-07:00

The Thing Which Is Never
Complete,
Called...

Syllabus!! ... =P =D

Wish You A Very Happy Birthday

2011-05-30T07:01:00.000-07:00

Wish You A Very Happy Birthday

May Life Lead You To Great Happiness

Success And Hope That

All Your Wishes Come True!

Enjoy Your Day

Happy Birthday Sweet Heart

Dear Angel Of Death

2011-05-30T07:00:00.001-07:00

Dear Angel Of Death:
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You Have Taken a Wrong Zardari =$ =( =P

Boys Always Remain Faithful To Girlfriend

2011-05-30T06:59:00.000-07:00

Boys Always Remain Faithful To Girlfriend

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..
..
Whose Girlfriend..??

We'll Discuss That Later =P =D

Harsh Reality

2011-05-30T06:58:00.001-07:00

Most Educated Peoples Here Let Their Kids To Play With Animals Like Dog. . . .

But....

Not With a Kid Of Poor Back Ground. =(

Relationship Between Students & Books . . .

2011-05-30T06:57:00.001-07:00

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .

They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D

~Superb Thought~

2011-05-30T06:56:00.001-07:00

For Every Idiot,
There Is An Equal
& Opposite Idiot !
They Are Called

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Husband & Wife ... =P =D

How Beautifully God Keeps On Adding

2011-05-30T06:55:00.002-07:00

How Beautifully God Keeps On Adding,

One More Day In Our Life !!

Not Only Because U Need It...

Because Some One Else Need U Everyday =)

Good Morning !!

Height Of Bad Pronunciation ...

2011-05-30T06:55:00.001-07:00

A Bride On Her Wedding Night Told Her Groom

'' You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.'' :-D :-P

Feel My Answer

2011-05-30T06:54:00.001-07:00

If Someone Steps On
Your Foot & Asks:
"Did I Hurt You . . .?"

Step On Theirs
(Harder) & Ask,:
"Can You Feel My Answer...?" =P =D

Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom

2011-05-30T06:53:00.001-07:00

Best Mom In World Is Punjabi Mom
Who Never Let Her Child Cry
Whenever She Sees Tears
In Her Baby's Eyes,

She Says

"Hun Munh Aape Band Krenga K Jutti Lawaan":-)

Expect The Unexpected

2011-05-30T06:51:00.002-07:00

When Somebody Says
"Expect The Unexpected"
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Slap Him/Her On The Face
And Say
"You Didn't Expect That, Did You ? =P =D

Food That Makes You Cry

2011-05-30T06:51:00.001-07:00

A Friend Of Mine
Said:
"0nions Are The Only
Food That Makes You
Cry . . . "

That Was Before

I Hit Him In The Face
With A "Watermelon..." =P =D

Potato Chips Companies

2011-05-30T06:50:00.001-07:00

Dear
Potato Chips Companies,

I Find It Hella Annoying To Pay
20 Bucks For A Bag Of
60% Chips And 40% Air.
Please Stop Doing That,
Thank You . . . =P =D

A Love Lock Down

2011-05-30T06:49:00.000-07:00

Its Hot n Steamy

But

Not Because 0f The
Weather.

Its You n Me,

It's A Love Lock Down. . . =] ♥

OBAMA's Latest Nightmare...

2011-05-30T06:48:00.002-07:00

OBAMA's Latest Nightmare...
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Osama Bin Laden's Body
Come Floating Near D
Statue Of Liberty..
Singing..
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"Saat Samundar Paar Main Tere
Peeche-Peeche Aa Gaya..."

Child Labour Is A Crime

2011-05-30T06:48:00.001-07:00

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ?? :-D

Think Like Master

2011-05-30T06:47:00.001-07:00

Heart Is Too Small
But
Feelings Are Too Big,
Brain Is Little Smaller
But
Thinking's Are As Big As Sky,
Feel Like Innocent,
Think Like Master. . .! =)

Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series

2011-05-30T06:46:00.000-07:00

Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series In 2012.

Features: 20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47 &

The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly :P

Facebook's Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized

2011-05-30T06:45:00.000-07:00

Facebook's Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized Wid Serious Injury..

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Reason??

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Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook.. :D :D :D

Sorrow is better than laughter

2011-05-27T12:14:00.000-07:00

Sorrow is better than laughter;
it may sadden your face,
but it sharpens your understanding.

Women are very Selfish!

2011-05-27T12:13:00.001-07:00

Men are very Kind &
Women are very Selfish!
"PROOF"
Most Women Don't Like to Help Unknown Men
But All Men Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Women:-P

Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy

2011-05-27T12:12:00.001-07:00

2 Chohay Bike Pe Ghoom Rahe Thy
1 Hathi Ne Lift Mangi
Itny Me 1 Choha khara Ho K Bola.
Dekh Lay
Phr Teri MAA Kahegi
K UNIT Kay Larko K Sath Ghom Rha Tha..=D

Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye

2011-05-27T12:11:00.000-07:00

Khwateen o Hazraat 1 zruri elaan suniye,
1 haseena jis ki ummr 220 saal hai, hr bar ki trah is bar b ghar se bhaag gai hai,
Maa ka naam KESC or baap ka WAPDA batati hai,
uska naam galati se Bijli rakh dia gya hai,
jisy b mily, KHUDA k liye us k susral (Pakistan) bhijwa dein,
faqat, uski saas
AWAAM.

K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...

2011-05-27T12:10:00.001-07:00

K.E.S.C walon say achay tou machar hain ...
"faraz"
Khoon to wo b chostay hain per bill tou nahi mangtay...
<('.')
/"/> Hai k nai?
_/"?/_sch btana!

Din pehle aata hy ya raat?

2011-05-27T12:09:00.000-07:00

1 student college me admision lene gya
Test lene wale ne kaha:
Me tum se 1 mushkil swal pochun ya 10 asaan swal?
Student:
1 mushkil swal
Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?
Student: Din
Teachr: Wo kese?
Studnt:Xcuseme Ye ap ne dosra sawal pocha hy.
Inteligent;)
STUDENTS ROCKX
TEACHER SHOCKED;)

Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.

2011-05-27T12:08:00.001-07:00

Usama bin ladin k aakhiri alfaaz.
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Agar light na gae hotee tou main gun ki jaga wiper utha k fire na karta :-)

wo konsi aurat hai???

2011-05-27T12:07:00.000-07:00

"Miss:
Batao wo konsi aurat hai jisko 100% pata hota hy k uska shohar kahan hy?

Pathan:
"BEWA AURAT"

"MEERA'S POETRY"

2011-05-27T12:06:00.000-07:00

"Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz,,,
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye...
Aaaff Course. ;-) ;-)

Think different!!

2011-05-27T12:05:00.000-07:00

U cry on seeing d questi0n paper..
It is AN INSULT !
But if ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
It is ur ACHIEVMENT!
Think different!! :D :P

Too much of silence creates a distance

2011-05-27T12:03:00.000-07:00

Sometimes we maintain silence to protect a beautiful relation.
But
we forget, too much of silence creates a distance in every beautiful relation.

Exam k dinon me Larki set kar li

2011-05-27T12:02:00.000-07:00

Ye soch k hum ne Exam k dinon me Larki set kar li..
Faraz.!
k Har kamyabi k peche 1 Aurat ka hath hota he
(-,-)/
)(> O my God i
/ / am so inteligent..

sawal ka jawab

2011-05-27T12:01:00.000-07:00

Dekhte hai k
kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "YES" ma deta hai??
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. . . Light hai?

Never become sad when life pulls u back

2011-05-27T11:58:00.002-07:00

"Never become sad when life pulls u back,
BECAUSE
Lion also take one step back when he want to jump long".~

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se

2011-05-27T11:58:00.001-07:00

Mat Dekh Mujhe
Itni Hasrat Se
Mere " D0ST"
Mere Paas Khud Chai Ka 1 Hee Cup Hai
('.') ,',',
<))--c(""")
_/\_ """
Sörry, Nazar mat lagao.

Real News about Attack on Pak Navy

2011-05-27T11:57:00.001-07:00

Real News about Attack on Pak Navy.
11 Amarican Comandos enterd in Pak Navy Air Base PNS MEHRAN at Night of 22 May.
They were Carrying Laser Scop Guns and Rockets, which are used in American Forces.
They destroyd that Air Craft Technology which was given to Pak Navy by Ameirca, like P.3
C-Orian Jet Fighter.
10 of them shot dead and 1 Arested by Pak Navy Comandos.
But our Govt. and Media shown somthng else.
(A msg by those who watch this live)

Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tareeqe se dete

2011-05-27T11:56:00.000-07:00

Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tareeqe se dete Dost,
Sofe par sui rakhne ki kiya zaroorat thi?
(,") /
\ \,>
ooeee
< <:
-ammi

Junön-e-ishq thä tö kät jäti thi räät bäätön me

2011-05-27T11:55:00.000-07:00

Junön-e-ishq thä tö kät jäti thi räät bäätön me
*ay dost *
Säzä-e-ishq mili tö hr lämhä Sädiyön jesä lägne lägä.

HUM ne be ek aise shakhs ko toot kar chaha hy..!

2011-05-27T11:54:00.002-07:00

HUM ne be ek aise shakhs ko toot kar chaha hy..!
Ae DOST,,,
Jin ko BHOOLNA hamare bas men nahi
Or paana hamari QISMAT men nahi....

Aazaad kr Dia Hum Ne B us panchi ko

2011-05-27T11:54:00.001-07:00

Aazaad kr Dia Hum Ne B us panchi ko,,,
Jo Hamaare Dil ki Qaid main Rehne ko Apni Toheen samajhta Tha...

Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..

2011-05-27T11:47:00.000-07:00

Select Any Number then i vl tell k Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..
111.
121.
131.
141.
151.
161.
171.
181."

111=Dosti me
121=Flirtng me
131=Mohbt me.
141=Dil torny me
151=Help krne me.
161=Bawahkoof banane me
171=Achy decision dyny me
181=Jhot bolny main.

Ap Kis Cheez Me Expert Hain..(Answers)

2011-05-27T11:46:00.002-07:00

111=Dosti me
121=Flirtng me
131=Mohbt me.
141=Dil torny me
151=Help krne me.
161=Bawahkoof banane me
171=Achy decision dyny me
181=Jhot bolny main.

Shaam se hi bhujha sa rehta hay

2011-05-27T11:46:00.001-07:00

Shaam se hi bhujha sa rehta hay. . . . . .
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.
.
Dil hua hai chiraagh muflis ka...

Jane kaise jeete hen log "YAADON" k sahare

2011-05-27T11:45:00.000-07:00

Jane kaise jeete hen log "YAADON" k sahare "FaRaZ"
Hum to aik CHAPTER yad kar k sotay hen woh b subah tk bhool jata hain.

DEKH LENA

2011-05-27T11:44:00.002-07:00

Hum Mar Jain Gy Ik Din Dekh Lena,
Roge Bohat Tum Us Din Dekh Lena,
Duniya Mein Hein To Parwa Nahi Humari,
Chor Jain Gy Tumhein Ik Din daikh lena,
Aanso Chupate Phiro Gy Sub Se Tum,
Itna Hi Hum Yaad Ayein Gy Dekh Lena,
Kuch Yadein Mithi Mithi Si Tum Ko Bohat Sataein Gi,
Tum Khud Ko Na Rok Pao Gy Dekh Lena.
Mana K Kuch Nahi Hein Aj Hum Ap K Liye, "D0ST0"
Kal Bus Ik Yaad Ban Jain Gy Dekh Lena.

TujhE Chahte Hy Be-Inteha Pr Chahna Nhi Ata

2011-05-27T11:44:00.001-07:00

TujhE Chahte Hy Be-Inteha Pr Chahna Nhi Ata
Ye Kesi Muhabat Hy K mjhe Kehna Nhi Ata
Zindgi Me Aa Jao mri Zindgi Bn Kr
K Tere Bn mujhe Zinda Rehna Nhi Ata.

Duaain Mout Ki Maangon Khuda Se

2011-05-27T11:42:00.003-07:00

...Intizar Itna Bhi Na Karwao K Duaain Mout Ki Maangon Khuda Se,,,!
...Ab To Milne Chale Aao Kisi Ki Zindgi Ka Sawal Hai...!

Aisi nahi hai baat k tmhara sath chor doon,

2011-05-27T11:42:00.001-07:00

Aisi nahi hai baat k tmhara sath chor doon,
Kisi lamhe kahin b tmhara hath chor doon,
Agar tum door b jao mujhe tum paas paogay,
Meri khushbu mera ehsaas apne paas paogay,
Jo meri yaad aaye to aankhen band ker lena,
Tum in band aankho mai mera ehsaas paogay,
Main tumhari aankho aur dil mai hoon shayad,
Agar tum bhoolna chaho to kiya tum bhool paogay...!?

Ghar K Muamlo me bolne ka Haq

2011-05-27T11:41:00.001-07:00

Husband:
Ek writer ne likha hai K
"Shohar ko bhi Ghar K Muamlo me bolne ka Haq hona chahiye"
Wife:
Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka. :-D

Tuj sy b zyada Teri arzu ki hy

2011-05-27T11:40:00.001-07:00

Tuj sy b zyada Teri arzu ki hy,,
Is trah sy main ny Teri justju ki hy..
,*,
Tu mery qreeb nhi hy to kya hua,,
,*,
Mein ny to Teri yad
sy bi guftgu Ki Hy.

There is no fault of Pak army in abbottabad incident..

2011-05-27T11:39:00.000-07:00

According to Combined investigation team's initial Report
There is no fault of Pak army or its any agency
in abbottabad incident..
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It was "LoadSheding"
due 2 which Radars didnt work and darkness hide the U.S HeliCoptors..
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Army Badnaam hoi WAPDA teray liye...:-)

Hum to youn he khety thy

2011-05-27T11:38:00.002-07:00

Hum to youn he khety thy
Zardari mar jaye Zardari mar jaye.
AMEEN
Hum ko kya pta tha unky Aba k naam mei b Zardari lagta hai.
(,")>
/l l
!!
Sorry uncle.

'Tumhein ik baat kehni hay

2011-05-27T11:38:00.001-07:00

'Tumhein ik baat kehni hay,
'Magar naraz mat hona,
'K Tum jo her ghari Mujhko,
yoon itna yaad aaty ho,
'Hamein itna sataty ho,
'K Hum Tum door hain dono,
'Bohat majboor hain dono,
'Na itna yaad aoo Tum,
'Na yoon itna satao Tum,
'K itna yaad aa ker yoon,
'Hamein pagal bana k Tum,
'Faqat itna bata do k,
'Hamari JAAN lo gay kya?
'Magar ye bhi haqeeqat hay,
'Tuhmari YAAD hi to hay,
'Jo her pal sath rehti hay,
'Khushi mein bhi, ghamon mein bhi,
Mujhe tum yaad aty ho.

Zindagi k kisi more per

2011-05-27T11:37:00.002-07:00

Zindagi k kisi more per
Apne aap ko tanha mehsoos karo to
Dil-e -beqarar ko shabnami ankhon
Se dekhna lekin berfeeli ratoon me
Shab-e-hijran ki inayaton ko apni
Zeest me shamil-e Haal rakhne ka
Jazba bedar hone se pehle zulmat
Ki andhi talye dabne ke khof se kisi
Muflis ki zaboon hali ka perchar tumhare
Ghoroor ko is had tak na ponhcha de ke
Ronaq-e- Deedar se mayoos apni
Be basi ko kisi
Oh
H0o..
Thank's God Yar!
light aa gai...
Thnx yar,4 read this...

RAB ko razi

2011-05-27T11:37:00.001-07:00

2 Chezein jis se Tum apne RAB ko razi kar sakty ho
1.Klma Tayyeba Ka Wird
2.Astagfar Ki Kasret
Delete krny se pehly kisi 1ko zror forword kren"Jazakallah"

In Aansu.on ko Tapak.ne diya na tha, myn ne

2011-05-27T11:36:00.000-07:00

In Aansu.on ko Tapak.ne diya na tha, myn ne,
k Khaak mn na milen meri Aankh k Taare;
Myn inko Zabt NA.Karta, agar Khabar hoti,
Pahunch k Qalb mn, bn jayen ge ye Angaare.

DiL to kehta hai k chorr jaon ye DUNIYA

2011-05-27T11:35:00.003-07:00

DiL to kehta hai k chorr jaon ye DUNIYA
"""...dost..."""
Phir KHAYAAL Aata hai k
Koi
TANHA reh jayega
Mere chalay jany k baad

Chalo chhoro jany do

2011-05-27T11:35:00.001-07:00

Chalo chhoro
jany do in
shikasta dil ki
aahon ko ...!!
AGar kisi ko
ehSaS hota
to hum
bikhartey hi kiyun...

Electrical Engineer Asif zardari

2011-05-27T11:34:00.001-07:00

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye
calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajayega.
Is se Pakistan me poory 1 saal ki bijli bachegi
or jamhuri hukumat ka ek or wada poora hoga k 2012 me load shedding nhi hogi.
Msg by
"Electrical Engineer Asif zardari"
Bijli Khappay....

KasH MeRe Bus mE Bhi h0ta tujse"GafiL"h0 jana

2011-05-27T11:33:00.004-07:00

---"KasH MeRe Bus mE Bhi h0ta tujse"GafiL"h0 jana"--
---"HuM Bhi suk0n se RehtE
"Be Khabar"Teri Tarha"-

Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe

2011-05-27T11:33:00.003-07:00

Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.

Tabdeeli jab bhi aati hai mausam ki adaon mein

2011-05-27T11:33:00.001-07:00

Tabdeeli jab bhi aati hai mausam ki adaon mein...!
Kisi ka youn badal jana buhat he yaad ata hai...

Lmha Lmha tre honto pe Muskan rahe

2011-05-27T11:32:00.001-07:00

Lmha Lmha tre honto pe Muskan rahe
Teri zindgi hamesha gam se anjan rahe
Jis k dam se tri zindgi mehak uthe
Khuda kre tre sath hamesha wo insan rahe.
"Ameen

Guroor to Hona tha unko hamari Mohbat ki Shiddat dekh kar

2011-05-27T11:30:00.003-07:00

Guroor to Hona tha unko hamari Mohbat ki Shiddat dekh kar
" AABI "
Magar woh Apni Qadar ki Soch me Hamari Qeemat bhool gaYa.!!!

Hi.....Meri jaan!

2011-05-27T11:30:00.001-07:00

Hi.....Meri jaan!
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Nikal rahi hai garmi se....:-)
Or log pata nahi kya kya smajh lety hain.. :-)

"Shart-e-dosti"

2011-05-27T11:29:00.002-07:00

"Shart-e-dosti"
Ye nahi k hr waqt us ka tazkra kiya jaye,GHALIB
Jin sy hoti hy wafa wo log dil ki khamosh Dharkanon main basa krty hain.

KaRta HoN TaLaFi k BeHaL JaYe MeRa DiL

2011-05-27T11:29:00.001-07:00

*.....KaRta HoN TaLaFi k BeHaL JaYe MeRa DiL
ArAm NaHi MiLtA TeRi YaAd k BaD....*

Himat nahi hai k Daastaan-e-zindagi apni suna sakein

2011-05-27T11:28:00.002-07:00

Himat nahi hai k Daastaan-e-zindagi apni suna sakein., '
~/DOST/~"
Mukhtasir suno,
jis ne bhi Dil tora ji bhar K tora...

It feels good to stand on ground

2011-05-27T11:28:00.001-07:00

It feels good to stand on ground & watch up high at your AIM...
BUT It feels BEST when you stand up high & others watch you as their Aim.

ache insan ki talash main mat nikaln

2011-05-27T11:27:00.001-07:00

DUNIA main kbi ache insan ki talash main mat nikalna. Q k
Aj kal Garmi boht h is liye
(',') Main ghar
<)"(> hi hota
_/"\_ hon..
Cal kr k apoinmnt ly lena..

Which is the most Dangerous alphabet!

2011-05-27T11:26:00.001-07:00

Which is the most Dangerous alphabet!
Ans.'W'
Bcoz
all worries start with"W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War,
Wine,
Women
&
Finally
"Wife"

Pressure on brain..1st law of tension

2011-05-27T11:25:00.001-07:00

"Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of days left for EXAMZ,
Where the "kal parhun ga" remains constant."
StuD3ÑT§ 1st law of tension ;-)