Boy goes to a chemist,
"Give me a condom, I'm going to my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "give me 2 more, Her sis is a bomb & her mom is still hot"
During dinner, As soon as his gf's Dad walks in,
Boy lowers his head & starts praying.
10 mins were gone & he is still praying his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend - "I never knew you are so religious"
Boy - "I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!.." :0