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1. Sura Yasin relief from azaab in the grave

2. Sura Rehman it will make us rich

3. Sura Al Waquiya it will release u from hunger

4. Sura Al Mulk brings light in ur grave

5. Sura Al Jasia it will bring peace in ur life

sirf ek bar Duroood Shareef parh k ye msg frwd karen.

Log apko
Bura kahen dont mind
Pagal kahen gusa na hona
Jahil kahen to b cool rhna
Lekn
Agr
Khubsurt kahen to mo pe rkh k thpar dena
Q
K
Mzaq ki b 1 hd hoti he...

1 hospital me 3 marez hain Teeno ko blood ki sakht zarurat hai

1:Apka "DOST" 2:Apka "PYAR" or 3: Apka "BHAI" Aap kis ko bachaoge or Q? Rply

"Respect those friends who find TiMe for u in their busy schedule"..
But

"Love those friends who NeVeR see their schedule when u Need them..."
like me.

Ek pathan tatti kar k apne haath soung raha tha.

Ek aadmi ne pucha k kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Hum bhool gaya tha k hum ne dopaher main kya khaya thA?

Sochta Hu K Ye Dolat,Ye Shohrt,Ye Bangly,
Ye Dunya K Aish-o-Aram Sb Chor K Kahi Chala Ja0 lakin Phir Sochta Hu Phle Ye Sb MIL to Jaye....!!!

MAUT Ke Bad
Insan 5 Hisson Main Taqseem Ho jae ga
1. ROOH
malk ul maut le jaye ga
2. MAAL
waris le jayen ge
3. GOOSHT
Keere Makory Kha Jaen ge
4. HADDIYAN
Mitti Kha Jae gi
5. NEIKEAAN
Qarz dar Le Jaen ge
Lekin
KOSHISH Karna
K
EMAN
Shaitan Na Le Jaye
PLZ 4WD Achi bat ka phelana sadqa-e-jarya hai.

Elahi teri makhloq ka ajab ik tamasha dekha,

Chhalaktey jaam dekhey samandroo ko pyasa dekha.

Ye kya majra hai apni to samaj mai nhi aya,

Admi apni hi justju mai ulajhta dekha.

Jin k haath thay khali wo masrof-e-zikr dekhay,

Haathon mai liye tasbi-e-anmol waaiz ko bhatkta dekha.

Alhamd-u-Lillah ka matlab to samajh mai aya,

Siraat-e-mostaqim k matlab pay Logon ko jagharta dekha.

Eiman bechtay huay ADAM k betay dekhay,

HAVAA ki beti ko sar-e-bazar bikta dekha.

Kese dunya k makr-o-fraib se samjhota kr loon,

K in aankhon ne kitne jalte diyoon ko bhujta dekha.. ..

Its a Challeng 4u
in alfaz ko tartib dy kr batao..

Aadnim (place)

Hinjan (famous person)

Nsrkihfige (bird)

Krca (furniture)

Aspat (food)

R U Genius?

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others,
difficult is to recognise our own mistakes..

Easy is to hurt someone who loves you,
difficult is to heal the wound..

Easy is to set rules,
difficult is to follow them..

Easy is to dream every night,
difficult is to fight for a dream..

Easy is to say we love,
difficult is to show it every day..

Easy is to make mistakes,
difficult is to correct them..
God bless u.

1 stone is enough to break a glas,

1 sentence is enough to break a heart,
1 second is enough to fall in love

&

1 SMS is enough to keep relation in touch....

Chaa pio ty
khao anday,
Happy sunday.
Happy Sunday

Sara hafta nahaey nai,
Kapry ve navy paey nai,
Naha dho k ban jao bandy,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,

Aj college tusi jana nai,
Sir techran da aj khana nai,
Khush hovo aj nai khany dnday,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,

Rang brangy kapry pao,
Purany yaran nu mil k aao,
Dukh wando changy ya mandy,
Happy Sunday.
Happy Sunday

"Hv a nìce $unday"

1 Qabar Ki Takhti Par Likha Hua Tha

"A Rah-E-Guzar Parh le Fatiha Mere Waste"

"Kal To Bhi Majboor hoga Is Dua K Waste..!!

Zauq-e-deed me hy takaleef sara'sar ~MOHSIN

Achay hain wo log jo mohabbat nahi kartey..

Ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
.
.

...
Kuch nahi aisay hi ap ki shakal zehn men ayi thi:-)

Aaj Raat..!
Theek
3
Baj Kar
59 Mint
Or
59 Second
K Baad..!
Aap K Ghar Me.!!
ALLAH k fazal-o-karam se
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4 Bajen ge.

Diffrnc btween Love & Frinship

"U give ur whole heart to ur lov & they BREAK it"

But "u give ur broken heart to a friend & they MAKE it."

Thats Friendship.

Dosti insan ki zrurat hy,

Dilon pr Doston ki Hakumat hy,

Ap jese doston ki waja se yahan hain hm,

wrna!

BollyWood or HollyWood ko b hmari zrurat hy...

MUHABAT

ISHQ

PYAR


Ye 3 chezen har tufan ka muqabila kar sakti hain

Mgr 1 cheez in sab ko khatam kar sakti hai

Aur
Wo
Hai...

*ABBAY Di JUTTi.

Is ajnabi shehar mein ye pathar kahan sy aa Laga,,,,,,,,
faraz
Logon ki Iss bheer main koi "APNA" zaroor
Hai.

T-communication investment=$12 Billion
UPS+BATTERIES Import=$10 Billion
BUT
We required only $7 Billion
on KALA BAGH DAM project
we can generate 7500MW electricity and unit will be 0.60 paisas only.
FOR NATIONAL CAUSE PLZ SPREAD THIS MSG 4 PUBLIC AWARENESS!

Tumhein ye gila hai jaana k mizaaj Q hai barham.

Kaho kesey muskuraon Mera Shehr jal raha hai...

Dedicated 2 pakistan's heart "Lahore"

Love Ü Lahore!

1-"SHEHED" se ziyada meetha ,......., ha.
2- "SURAJ" se ziyada garm ,......, ha.
3-"BADSHAH" ko ,......., chahiye.

4- "FAKEER" k pass ,......., ha.
5- Jo ,......., khae ga wo mar jae ga.
.
In sab sawalon me ek hi jawab aayga.
.
Rplay must? Jaldi

Are dosto ans. Milgaya hai
Ans. Hai
Kuch nahi
Hahahaha...

Zindagi mein 2 logo,ka boht khyal rakhna.

1 wo jino ne tmhari JEET k liye sub kuch hara ho
( Father)
2 wo jin ko tm ne her dukh sukh me pukara ho.
(Mother).

Minister: Bomb blast may halak honay walon ko 5 lakh,or zakhmi k liye 1 lakh dene ka elaan howa...

Pathan bola: Or awaz sun k jiska gand phata us ka kya ho ga?

A student flips a coin and think.

Head- i will go to sleep

Tail-i will watch a movie

Stand-i will listen music

Stays in air- pr0mise I will study.

Hsbnd: Jan agr tm khana bnana sikh lo tu nokrani ka kharcha bach jaye..

Wife: kanjar
agr tu SEX krna sikhle to
Maali
Dhobi
Driver
Sub ka kharcha bach ja ga.

Aik pagal nanga ja rha tha.

Ksi Aurat ki nazar us k LUN pe pri jo boht bara tha,

Aurat boli:Yeh muLk khak taraqi karega

jo kam k bandy hain wo tu pagal hain!

Tootay sapno ki kirchiyan bikher jane do faraz...



Wo zakhmi hon gay to unhen bhi ehsas-e-tanhai ho ga...

Unse keh do ka msg karty raha kre,
"FARAZ"


Kisi din mera meter ghom gaya to chamat vamat mar donga
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Hum Ne Tanhai Mai Bhi Tumko Chaha Hai Faraaz!!!






Warna Log to Tanhai Main Nargis Ki CD's Dekhtay Hain. :-)

"Is"Dil Mäin"Pyär" "Thä"Kitnä"
"
"W0"JÄÑ"Lètè" "T0"Kyä"Bäät" "H0ti"
"
"Häm"Näy" Mängä"Thä" "Unhäin"Khudä" "Säy"
"
"W0"B"Mäng" "Lètè"T0"Kyä" "Bäät" H0Tì ".

Meray sajdon k tasalsal ko tu kya janay ay meray humnashin. . . . . . .


Sar jukaya to tujhay manga hath uthaya to tujhay mang...

Tumhary pyar K Wasty Rakhy hain ham ne 2 Tohfy
"faraz"

"Dil" Ibtida k liye Aur "Jan" Inteha k liay.

Janey lagey tèrey shèhar sè to tujhey alwida Bhi na kèh sakey,

Tèri sadgi itni hasèèn thi k tujhey Bè-wafa Bhi na kèh sakey.

Khushi mili lèkin hans na sakey, gham mila lèkin ro na sakey,

ik tujhey hi dil dia, kisi ko Bata na sakey,


Zindgi ka yèhi dastoor hai,
Jisy chaha usey pa na sakey,


Jisey paya usey chaha na sakey,


Janey lagey tèrey shèhèr sè to tujhey alvida Bhi na kèh sakey,

Tèri sadgi itni hasèèn thi k tujhey Bè-wafa Bhi na kèh sakey:

Q.1
Wo kon se 3 fruits hain jo darjan k hisab se bikty hen.
1.BANANA
2.ORANGE
3. ..............?

Q.2
Wo kon C sabzi hai jis k aakhir me tar hai
1. Tamatar
2. Mattar
3. ...........?

Q.3
Wo kon sa parinda hai jis k aakhir me tar aata hai
1. Kabutar
2. Teetar
3. ..........?

Q.4
Aisi k0n c cheez hai jis k aakhir me DOOQ aata hai
1.sandooq
2.bandooq
3. ..........?

Reply me fast
ITS A Challagne Hurry.(

What do you mean by

"Pura andar Topa bahar...?"

Send Your Friends And Get Interesting Replies...

A dog Fell in Love,
With A cat,

Bt
Dog's parents,
Refused Cat,

Why?
They Gave A Solid Reason..!
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Larki to Monchhon Wali Hai ;-)

Thousnds of yestrdays went,Thousnds of todays go.
Thousnds of tomorows cum,
But Believe of STUDENT remain same,
Kal se serious ho kr parhunga.

Tum "DOSTI" ka wo DaaGh ho!

Jise hum BONUS se dho nai sakte!

ARIEL se saaf nai kr sakte!

SURF EXCEL se mita nai sakte!

Q k !

Kuch "DAAGH" to ache hote hen.

Zindgi ki Sabse Barri Sachaee:
Qabaristan K Bahar Board Par Likhi Thi,


"Manzil to Meri Yahi Thi,

Bus ZINDAGI Guzar Gayi Meri Yahan Aate Aate."

Hazaron ki ginti to mujhe nhi aati Per 1 dil ka khayal ap se keh dun k rait ka har zarra ager dua ban jae to tohfe me apko sara raigistan de don....

www.vpaki.com Send this sms to 9 friends & get Rs.72.81 talktym free.

Really..It's for publishing this website..
Bhej do sahi hai. CHECK BALANCE.

NAME:
Shbana Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha


SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna


Date of Birth:
16/03/74

WEIGHT:95 Kgs


HEIGHT: 4'5"

COLOR:Dark chocolate black


BIRTH PLACE:
Bhains C0l0ny


DREAM:
Shaadi karoongi to sirf sms pharny waly se


Oye huy..


Muskurahat tu dykho Merey yar kee.

GARMI Ka Zor Din Ba Din Barhta ja Raha He,

OR

PARINDAY Pyaas Se Martey ja Rahy Hain,

Aap B Boht saray Parindon Ki jan Bacha Skty Hain,

Krna Sirf Ye Hai K Apni Chatt Py Kisi Brtan Me Pani Rakh Dain,

Phir Dekhen
ALLAH-PAK Ap K is Amal Ka Kitna Ajar Dyta Hai,

Aaj Tak Aap ne Kafi Poetry, Jokes, wale Msgs 4ward Kye Hon Gay, Aaj is Msg Ko itna Aam Kr Dain K Koi Parinda Pani Ki Waja Se na Marey!
JAZAKALLAH.

5 Sawalön k sahi jawab denay par apko Milega sms send karnay walay se mulaqat ka sunehri moqa..
To der mat kijiay.

Q1: China Kis Mulk Ka naam hy??

2. 14August Kis date ko ati hy??

3. Hara rang kis rang ka hota hy??

4. Timatar ko urdu me kya kehtay hain??

5. Quaid-e-azam ki qabr me kon dafan hy??

Ye Sms Un Ko Send Karo Jo ApKi Zindgi Me Buhut Ahmiat Rakhte Ho
Mene To Kar Dia?

Sorry
apki Neend dstrb ki

Lekin kya kron
Abi abi Allama
Iqbal mere khwab
Ma aye or kaha
K

'soi hui qoam ko
Jaga do'

Aur

Khud mobile silent kar ke so jao.

Police wala apne bache se:
Beta tumhara result acha nahi aaya
Aaj se tumhara
Khelna
Kudna
Tv dekhna
band

Bacha: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is baat ko yahin daba do.

A Sardar was touching a Lady in a crowded bus.


Lady,"Excuse me aap acha nahi Kar rahay."


Sardar,"Itnay Rush main is say acha ho nahi sakta.. ;-)

Sath Tmhara Dena He
Or Sath Tmhara Pana He

Pathron K Is Shehar Me
Ek Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana He

Aasmano Pe Jo Rishta Bana Usy Duniya Me Nibhana He

Ek Naam Tmhara Likhna He Ek Naam Humen Ban Jana He

Kuch Baaten TumSe Krni Hen Kuch Dil Ka Haal Sunana He

Chupky Se Jo Maangi Hen
Un Duaon Men TumKo Pana He

Tum Roth K Mujhse Mat Jao
Mujhy Sath Tmhara Pana He

Tum Lout k Wapis Aa Jao Mujhe Zindagi Tumhen Bnana He.

1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi ti choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia

to bare style se khary ho kr bola











"Billo rani kaho to abi jaan dedon...:-)

Pathan:
Doctor sb hum 4 Biwi badal chuka hai lekin aulaad nahi hova
@Doctor: "Khan sb Biwi nahi chodnay ki jaga badlo"


A PUBLIC MASG.

Kya ap panchwi pass se tez hain!

Chalen aap ka test hai.

Lekin ap ne is sMs ko sirf ek bar parhna hai.

Ok

Kya aap ready ho?

Chalo dekhte hain

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Sawal ye hai
K

Ap ne down ka Button ktni bar pres kya.?

1) wo konsa rishta hai jo banta hee tutane k liye hai?
Ans


2) Zindagi mein wo konsi khuwahish hai jo kabhi puri nah ho sakti ?
Ans:


3) Wo kia hai jo insaan kisi se le sakta hai de nahi sakta?
Ans:

Reply. .
if you are genious
IT'S MY CHALLANGE FOR YOU
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Y Ö Ü
Y Ö Ü Y ÖÜ

Ü Ö Y
Ü Ö Y Ü Ö Y Ü Ö
Y

Y Ö Ü


You are my best "Friend".

Lafz "GANDU" gand se akhz kia gya hay,punjabi zaban mai gand ko "BHUND" kehty hn.gand insani jism ko woh hissa hy jo nikalne, lene aur dikhane k lye b istamal hota hai. Gandu k lughwi maine gand "dene wale k hn" iska mafhum hy k woh shaks jo apni gand shoqia, majburan aur pathano ki zbrdasti ki wja se de ,iska mafhum ye bi hai k koi shakhs apni auqat akhir waqt mai dikhaye woh gandu kehlata hai.Gandu ashkhaas hamare drmiyan bhi paye jaty hn, jaise aap! ;)

Newton Ne Apple Ko Niche Girte Dekha To UseY Gravity Ka Idea Aya

25 Saal Se POTTY Krta Tha To Wo Kia Uper Jati Thi?


Aise Hi Dunia Ko CharYa Banaya Hua tha

Petrol prices r reduced by
0.64 Rs/liter

Hum zardari sahib k behad shukr guzar hy.ab is se jo bachat ho ge us me chintoo candy tu a jaye gi :-)
Thank u zardari

This poem is called TAJ MAHAL.
It has 3 chapters.

As ßACHELOR..
Taqdir hai magar qismat nahi khulti
Taj Mahal ßanana chahta hun
Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI

As LOVER..
Taqdir hai magar qismat nahi khulti
Mumtaz mil gai hai
Magar shadi nahi KARTI

As MARRIED..
Taqdeer hai magar qismat nahi khulti
Taj Mahal ßanana chahta hun
Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI.

1st Pagal: tujhe itni zor se thappar marunga na Islamabad me ja k gire ga..

2nd Pagal: aby thora halke mar diyo mujhe Multan mai kuch kam hai :-)

Darya Me Apni Qabr Banane Chala Gya

Suraj Ko Dubne Se Bachane Chala Gya

Apnon ki Chahaton Me Milawat Thi Is Qadar

Tang Aa k Dushmano ko Manane Chala Gya.

Sirf 1 Din Baad !

Wo
Aashiqo
Ka
Hujom

Wo
Naaton
Ki
Sadaye

Wo
Bayanaat
Ka
Manzar

Wo
Madinay
Ka
Tasawwur

Wo
Dua Ki Riqqat

Lakin Kahan?

Dawat-e-Islami
Ke 3Roza
Sunnato Bhara IJTIMA
KARACHI
Men
12,13,14 Mar, 10am to Zuhur,

Live Dekhen Ijtima sirf
MADANI CHANEL
&
www.Dawateislami.net

4wd

Pay utility bill via easypaisa.8.49 PKR is added to your account.
New balance is 8.65 PKR.
Validity end date is 05-03-11.ID 144097765490689.Date10-03-10.

Jab §y DOUBLE sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Ha "FARAZ"

Andhere Main khara kutta bhi "POLICE" Wala Lagta ha.

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Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai,
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| | ost
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k Bina Jeewan kitna Udaas Hota Hai.

Umar Ho Aap ki Sitaron Jitni Lambi, Aisa
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| | ost
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kahan Har kisi ke Paas Hota Hai.

Al-hadees:
Allah Ta'ala momin ki neki ka ajar zaya nahi karta, eski es neki k sabab esko dunya me bhlaiyan di jati hen aur aakhirat me bhi iska ajar aur sawab diya jaega, aur kafir Allah ki khushnodi k liay jo achay kam karta he esko iske badle me es dunya me khila pila diya jata he..

(Muslim)

"WO SHAKS RAH-E-KHUDA MAIN JAAN DENEY WALEY SE ZYADA JZAA KA MUSTAHIQ HAI JO GUNNAH PER KUDRAT RAKHTEY HOVEY B US SE DOOR RAHEY..."

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b 'JÄÅÑI' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunö

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam!...

I met money one dAy,
I said
"U r just a piece of paper
Nothing else"
Money smiled n replied
"Off course I am,
But I hav'nt seen a DUSTBIN yet in my life!!!

,*,
( '.')
<)(> I Miss
!! U

,,
( '.')
!)(? Do u miss
!! me?

,*,
(-_-) No..?
!)(>
¡/

Ok Fine!

PaisE do is SMS k...

Aqwaal-e-Zareen!

























































Chor dost! tm nay konsa amal karna hai.

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Bohat dhonda per ap jaesa sweet frnd kahe nahi mila.

*>GHAZAL<*

Dil behal jaye tu chor detay hain log

Koi ore mil jaye tu chor detay hain log

Char din ki chandni ki qadar karna dosto

Chandni dhal jaye tu chor detay hain log

Qasmain tu khatay hain log sada sath jeenay ki

Zehan badal jaye tu chor detay hain log

Din badal jayn tu jazbat badal jatay hain

Halat badal jaye tu chor detay hain log

Log mohabat kartay hain matlab k liya

Matlab nikal jaye tu chore detay hain log.

Dil to chahta hay yar tere Qadmon me dam nikle,


Wa wa

Dil to chahta ha yar tere kadmon me dam nikle,


Teri A C gand Maron Tere muh se £und nikly

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Mein barish kr do paisy ki jo tu H0 jay meri...?

"Hum Khaak-e-Zameen Hokar Us Chand Ki Hasrat Kar Baithe thy"
"FARAZ"

"Wo shaks Sitaron Se Bhi Oncha Tha Jisse Hum Mohabbat Kar Baithe thy"

1 admi_____me peda hua,
_____me kam krta tha,
us k_____me dard hua,
wo_____me he mr gya,&
_____he me dfan hua

in sb blanks me 1 hi lafz aega.
Its CHALLENGE.iska ans den.

Mohammad Ali Clay,a well known american boxer,once said:"i don't smoke but i keep match box in my pocket,when my heart slipped towards a sin,i burnt match stick &heat my palm,then i say to myself,ali u cant bear even this heat,how would u bear unbearable heat of hell"
A silent msg to all...

Banai kya khuda ne Sohni surat "MOHAMMAD"
ki

Huwy ashiq wo jis ne dekh li Surat "MOHAMMAD"
ki

Kamal-e-Husn-e-YOUSAF per faqat ashiq ZULEKHA thi

KHUDA khud jis pe ashiq hy wo surat hy
"MOHAMMAD"
ki

Musalmano ko jb Jannat k Darwazey pr roken gy

Hukam hoga k jane do ye ummat hy "MOHAMMAD
(P.B.U.H)"
ki.

SHURRU ALLAH KE NAM SE JO BARA MEHARBAN NIHAYAT REHAM WALA HE

AY IMAN WALO ,
TUM APNI FIKAR KARO KISI DOSEREY KI GUMRAHI SE TUMHARA KUCH NUQSAN NAHI HOTA AGAR TUM KHUD RAHE RAST PER CHAL RAHE HO, TUM SAB KO ALLAH HI KE PAS JANA HE PHIR WO TUMHE BATADE GA KE TUM DUNYA ME KIA KARTE RAHE HO
SURA ALMAIDA

ALLAH said to Moosa,
"Ay Moosa mujh se us zuban se DUA mang k jis se tu ne gunah na kia ho.

Moosa rplied,
"Ay Allah main wo zubanOne day I'l leave this world &never come back

my parents, family n my frnds wil cry to see me dead

My frnds wil miss me when they sit together,But they kahan se laun?

Allah ne farmaya
"Tum apne liye DUA dosron se krwao
Q k tum ne unki zuban se koi gunah nahi kiay"

so plz mujhe apni DUAON mein hamesha 'l never hear my laugh,my voice.They wil not b able to see me again with them.They'l miss my company & tears wil flow from their eyez.But once gone,I'l nyad rakhna.
ever come back..

I am dedicating these lines proudly 2 My Friendz n family

BEFORE I CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER....

Humei ye tu pata ha k Gravity Newton ki, Radio Marconi ki ejad hai
Lekin ye nae pata keh..

Sabun (Soap)
HAZRAT SALEH (A.S.) Ki Ejad Hai

Pul (Bridge)
HAZRAT YOUSAF (A.S) Ki

Kashti (Boat)
HAZRAT NUH (A.S) Ki

Sheesha (Mirror)
HAZRAT SULEMAN (A.S) Ki

Sui (Needle)
HAZRAT IDREES (A.S) Ki

aur

Kanghi (Comb)
HAZRAT IBRAHIM (A.S) Ki Ejad Hai


(Ye Msg Sab Ko Send Karein. Takeh Dunia Ko Pata Chaley Keh Ejadat Ka Silsila Humare ANBIA (A.S) Ne Shuru Kia.
%Heartbeat % .*%. Shad .%*.

Larka: Mere sath chalogi

GIRL: Kahan?

larka: Jahan tum kaho wahn.

GIRL: 0K 9 Zero chalte hain.

larka: lo batao ab banda apni Baji se bhi Mazaq na kare:-)

In tough times u will find two hands eagerly waiting to help you.

And

those two hands will be at the end of your own arms...!


Napolean~

Scientists were playing
"Hide & Seek" .

It was Einstein's turn to seek.
All the scientists went & hide except Newton who simply drew a square of one meter & stood inside the square.
Einstein finished counting & spotted Newton.
He screamed:
"I found Newton."
Newton calmly replied:
"U r wrong."
I am Newton standing in a square of 1 meter which makes me Newton per square meter which is equal to "Pascal".
Hence I am Pascal.

Chal Beta Phir Se Dhoond.:-P

Jab LAND ho out of control

Sofe main karke Hole

Sofe main karke hole

LAND ko ghusa ke bol

Aal is well..

Tatte ka jaane lorre ka kya hoga

Choot milegi ya pathan pe try hoga

Koi na jaane is lorre ka kya hoga

Toh lund ghuma hath hila MUTH laga ke bol

O LORAY

All Iz Well.

I_Ä.

1 Buht khubsurat larki ne namaz prh kr dua mangi.

To Maa ne pocha.

Tmne dua main kia manga?

Larki:Wahi manga jo hr larki ki khuwahsh ha.

Maa:Kia?

Larki sharmaty hoay

"FAYYAZ"



Maa:Uff!
Beti tmhri itni qismat kha k wo tm ko mil jaye.:-)

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in- law arrives in the family, everything changes.

The new wife (progressive Indian woman), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family,I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws); Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!

"And what are you here for get married?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!!"

See my six pack …

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_/\_ 'W¡ShiNg U'
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"\,/" *: ( ',' ) .*,
,,,*,,,;...(")=(")..,,,.* FRESH N COOL , ,* GÖÖD,,* ,,,,
¤,,,MORNING¤

Hum Hain Wafa Parast
Wafa karte Rahen Gy
Hai Jurm To Ye Jurm
Sada krty Rahen Gy
Ae Dost khuda Rakhe Sada Tujhko
Salamat
Hum Tere Liye
Bas Ye DUA
karte Ray gay..

1 pathan maleria se kamp raha tha.
Doctor aya or pucha kya huwa?
Us k bete ne kaha k: Bimari ka pata nai per Abba subha se 'VIBRATION' par laga huwa hai:

Friends:

''Hum na badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay sath,,,
<'''Ay dost'''>

'Ham jab b milen gay andaz purana he hoga...'

Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti he
Ek pal ki judai sadiyon si lagti he
Pehle nahi socha tha ab sochne laga hun

Zindagi k har lamhe mein teri zarorat si lagti hy

"G H A Z A L"
Kisi ki Rah Me Ankhen Bicha kr kuch Nhi Milta.

Ye Dunya Bewafa Hai Dil Laga kr kuch Nhi Milta.

Koi Bhi Lot kr Ata Nhi Anso Bahany Sy.

Kisi ki Yad Me Dil ko Rula kr kuch Nhi Milta.

Kisi k Dil Pay kya Guzry kisi ko kya khabr Is ki.

Kisi ko Apna Hal-E-Dil Suna k kuch Nhi Milta:

A paper flying in air is due to its luck.

But a bird is flying due to its efforts.

So if luck is not with you.
Efforts r always there to support u.

Girl to boy.
janu aj mjy itna chodo ! itna chodo k meri chut k parakhchay ura do.

boy. matherchod ye mera lund ha koi khudkash hamla awar nahi.

Na Thi Jab Apnay Haal Ki Khabar

Dekhtay Rahay Logon K Aib-o-Hunar

Parri Jab Apnay Gunahoon Par Nazar

To Nigah Mein Koi Aur Bura Na Raha!
(Allama IQbal)

Suna ho ga kisi se dard ki ik hadd bhi hoti hai...
Milo hum say k hum us had k aksar paar jatay hein...

In me se koi aik cheez select karen

1. Hathora
2. Handle
3. Gun
4. Pipe
5. Tube
6. Mike
7. Jharoo
8. Danda






Or Apne sar pe de maarain
Shukirya

Phir aa gai 1 or raat chalo so jayen,
@@€ €!€@
Phir le aayi hijr ki soughat chalo so jayen,

is se pehlay k ashkon ka kafila chala aaye,
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aur yaad aa jayen wo lamhat chalo so jayen,

Dil k behlaway k liye us ki yaad kaafi hai,

Phir Badal jayen na halat chalo so jayen,

Din Guzar jaata hai
Zindgi ki bheer bhaar me,
@@€ €!€@
Raat aati hai to le aati hai sawalat chalo so jayen.
G@@D /\/!GHT

Gulab ko bhi kanwal bana data

Unki ek nazar pe Ghazal bana data,

Kambakht marti nahi HUM pai koi warna,

"LYARI" main bhi

"TAJ MAHAL" bana daita.;-)

Us k chehry pr is qdar noor tha

k us ki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor tha

bewafa b nahi keh sakty us ko Faraz

pyar to ham ne kia hai wo to bekasoor tha...

3 chezen KuM KRO
*Intizar
*Aitbar
*Izhar
Kamyabi hogi!

3 PR AMAL KRO
*Quran
*Sunnat
*Nasihat
Zindgi Behtren Guzregi!

3 CHeZEN SAnMBHAL K RaKHNA
*Raz
* bt reply me 1st!Zuban
*Haya
Kbi nhi pchtaogA!

3 KAMO Ma JLDI KRO
*Farz
*Qarz
*Shadi
Sukon Milega!

3 DOST BNALO
*Nek Aamal
*Hsne Ikhlak
*Kitab
kabi tanha nhi rhogA.

Rply krn..
Today is
"bollywood similarity day"
aj apko btana pry ga k mai apko kon se actress jesi dikhti hun. Send ur all friendz and get amazing ans

Koi Achai=
Koi Burai=
1 nasihat=
1 Requst=
1 Wish=
1 Jhot=
1 Such=
1 Umeed=
1 Rishta=
1 Naam=
1 Song=
1 Dua=
1 Atraction=
reply is must.

There is a saying :

" If you want to be great... You must walk with great people.."


Seriously... !
I have no objection...
You can walk with me. .

Every successful person has a painful story,
&
Every painful story has a successful ending,
So
Accept the pain & get ready for success

Apni Dharkano Se Kuch Aisay Mera Naam Lo,

Ye Waqt Ruk Jaye Is Lamhey Ko Thaam Lo,

Teri Aankhon Mein Jhalak Hai Aisi Mere Pyar Ki,

Saahil Pe Jaisy Dhalti Haseen Sham Ho,

Lafzon Se Hota Nahi Izhar Hum Se Pyar Ka,

Bas Meri Aankhon Mein Dekh Kar Khud Ko Pehchan Lo,
Jaise Tarasta Hai Sehra Shabnam K Chooney Ko WASI,
Kabhi Waise Hi "RAB"

Se Tum Bhi Mujhe Maang Lo.

"Tum Mujay apne narm bistron s uth k yad rakhna,
Main tumhe tumhari tang Qabron main yaad rakhun Ga.

Dosto Ki Ulfat Se Mujhe Inkaar Nahi.

Kon Kehta hai ke Mujhe Dosto Se Pyar Nahi.

Dosto Se Wada he Sath Nibhane Ka.

Per Mujhe Apni Sanso Pe Aitbar Nahi.!!!

( '..' )
<) (> Yarr baat
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Bathroom mai say lota phir ghayab hai,
Tu baaz nahi aayega.

Mere Bolne Mein Aisa Kon Sa Word Hai..

Jo Aap Ko Bohot Pasand Hai..

Send This SmS To Ur Frends & Get A Wonderful Reply
But Reply Me First...

Jo Tu ne dia
Aur
Jo Tu ne nhi dia
Aur
Jo Tu ne de kr le lia,

Un sb pr Tera "Shukar"!

Kyun k
Jo Tu ne dia wo Teri "Naimat"
Jo Tu ne na dia wo Teri "Hikmat"
Aur
Jo Tu ne de kr le lia wo hamara "Imtihan"!

Ya Allah!
Hmen her haal main Shukar ada karnay ki taufiq ata farma.! (Ameen)

Subha Bakher

"Pathan Pilot" kamyabi
k
baad apna Jahaaz Land kernay
pe
bohat khush hua..
Nichay uternay pe Staff ne usay Hatho Hath lia
or
Airman uski Wardi utarnay
ma
Help kernay laga..

Pathan (fakhar se);
Aaj ma ne India
k
4 Jahaaz,
2 Helicopter
or
1 Aabdoz ko mara ha..

Airman;
Wo sub to theek ha
lekin
Sir G ap ne 1 galti ker di ha.
Pathan; Kon c galti.?

Airman;
Bas ap isi Khushi ma India
hi
Land ker gae hain...:-O

Shohar Tv Dekhtay hwe Achanak Zor Zor se Ronay laga,

Biwi:Koun sa Drama Dekh Rahay ho,
Shohar:
Drama kahan,

Apni Shaadi ki Movie Dekh raha houn :-

Larka patang lotnay 1 ghar may ghus gaya

20 mint baad jhomta howa ghar se nikla

Dost ne pocha patang luti?

Larka: andar 1 khan uncle thay mai khud lut gya...

Bomb aur condom mai farq !


Aik phat jaye to insaan duniya se chalaa jaata hai,



Aur





Doosra phatt jaaye tou insaan duniya mai chala aata hay.

*/Ghazal/*

Us ne door rehne ka mashvara b likha hai,

sath hi muhabat ka wasta b likha hai,

us ne ye b likha hai meray ghar nahi aana,

aur saaf saaf lafzon mai rasta b likha hai,

kuch haruf likhay hain zabt ki nasihat mei,

kuch haruf mai us ne hosla b likha hai,

shukrya b likha hai dil se yad karnay ka,

dil se dil ka hai kitna fasla b likha hai,

kia usay likhein
kia usay kahain ,

jis ne bejaan kar k jan b likha hai.

_9_|_4_|_1_
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Is table ko aisy arrange karoo kay jis taraf say gino 15 aye.

it's CHALLANGE. replay.

Husband:
Mujhe Aaj office main apnay seenay k white baal dikhanay pe Old Age pension mili.
Wife:
Pent ki zip khol k dikha dete to maazuri allowance bhi mil jata.

Keep a special place for me in ur heart, not in ur mind!

Keeping me in ur mind can be dangerous for u Because people say I am MiNd BloWinG.

Teacher student sey :
" Pappu ne dopeher ko Aslam ki behan ko chera ".
Iss ka Future Tense batao ?

Student:
Aslam raat ko Pappu ko kutte ki tarah dhoee ga:-D

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!


Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

Mujhe chand kehti hai MAA...

Sada choomti rehti hai MAA...

Main khush rahon is k liye
sary dukh sehti h MAA...

Main uth na jaon kahein
rat bhar na soti hy MAA...

Hoti thi sardi buhot magar
mery kapry dhoti hy MAA...

Kab aaon main ghar
meri rah takti hai MAA..

Ay "MAA" har aulaad ka tujhy buhot salam.

Teri himmat ko azmat ko buhot salam.
Dedicated to All Angels on the Earth in the face of loving MAA..

American: Its fine man...

British: Im So Sorry

chines: are u oky?

Pakstani:O BhaRve, Andha hai Kya, Kutte ki tarha chala rha tha,Tere Baap ka Road hai

1-Exam ka Khauf.
2-Tarapta Student.

3-Shaitani Books.
4-Sadma result ka.

5-Neend ki maut

Hum Se Khailti Rahi Duniya Taash K Patton Ki Tarha...!
"DOSTO"

Jis Ne Jeeta Us Ne Bhi phainka'
Jis Ne Haara Us Ne Bhi phainka.

Le jigar 3 lush bachiyon k No

LATA MANGESHKAR
+976559200068

Fatima suriya bajya
0321 5659217

Abida Parveen
0321 8525363

thanx bol k shrminda na karna.

"Merey chahne wale mujse gila krty hein"

"K hm unsey kam mila krty hein"

"Par wo nadan itna nai samjty"

"K"

"Sitarey door se hi ROSHNI dia krty hein"

Hànsté Rhò Åp Hàzàròn K Bèch Mèn

Jésè Hànstà Hè Phòòl Bàhàrò K Béèch Mèn

Ròshàn Rhò Åp Dunìyà Mén Istàràh

Jésè Hòtà Hé Chànd Sìtàròn K Béèch Mè.

Ek larki ne apni nani se pocha,

ishq


pyar


or


love

kya hai?


Nani ne hans kar jawab dia


kuch nahi
Its fun to be young .:-D:-)

Uncle Usman
k
ghar
ki
Teesri Manzil
k
Bedroom
k
sath attach Bathroom
me
Lagi
Tooti
k
neechay
Rakhay
Blue Colour
k
Lotay
ki
shakal walAy:-@ msg to bhej

Agr meri "YAAD" aye to
"CHAND" Ko dekhlena.
ye soch k nhi k
"kUBSOORAT"h
kitna
ye soch kr k
"HAZARON"
sitaron my
"TANHA"hy kitna

¿Sajda karnay say nigha taiz,

Demag taqat war,
aur

Chera haséen hota hai.

Spread it if you can.

JAZAAK ALLAH.

"k¡s tarhan khatam kare¡n un say apna r¡shta"
"j¡n ko s¡rf dekhtay he¡n to saar¡ dun¡ya ko bhool jate he¡n"

----Tujhäy Fur$at Nahi Mili Håmåy Pärhny ki Wärnä..!
Hum Teray Shehar Mei Biktey Rahey kitabon ki Tarah....!!!!!

Kya Batayen Apne Doston Ki,
Wo To Hain Nirale Bandar..
.
.
.

GIRL FRIEND K Liye 'Food Centre'

or dosto k ley "MAZAR KA LANGAR."

(',')
<)"(>
_/" /_

Haso !
Jiyo !
Muskurao !
Khush raho !

Kya Pata,


.
.
kal mjh se larai ho jai aur

Hasne k liye Daant he na rahen...;-)
Hahahahaha..!!

Na Jaane Kis Tarah Ka Rishta Hai Mera Us Ki Zaat Se!

Wo Zarra Bhi Khamosh Ho To Saans Thehr Si Jati Hai.

Dil dharkta hai to dar sa laga rehta hai.. ?

MOHSIN


Koi sun na lay meri dharkan mein naam " TERA".

Tamannao ki dil mei fiza hoti he,

hasrat labo pe aaye to dua hoti he,

chalo usey dil hi dil mei yaad kare,

suna hai dil ko dil se raah hoti he.

"Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears!"

Q 1 : Kon c bejan Cheez hai Jisne Khaana e Kaba ka Tawaf kiya?

Q 2 : Konse 3 Pani hain Jinko Khare hokar Peena chahiye?

Q 3 : Konse 4 Jandar hai jo Bina Maa k Paida hue?

Q 4 : Wo kon c Zameen hai Jisko 1 Bar Dekha gaya hai Ab Qayamat tak Nahi Dekha Jayega?
Lazmi answer.,

MAA tb b Roti thi
jb beta khana nahi
khata tha & MAA aj b Roti he
jb beta khana nhi deta

Is ko itna 4wrd kro
ki koi Maa kabhi
bhukhi na soye
I LOVE MAA..!

Kia kabhi aap nay socha hay k hamari awam full time gandoo ho chuki hy?

Nahi?

To aj sochain.
Hamary hukmrano ny hamary liye kia kya?
Sirf or sirf awam ki gand ma danda,
Kbi cheeni nhi
Kbi petrol
kbi bijli to phir hamary pas hy kia?
Lund?

Is awam se acha to lund hy jo kam se kam akrta to hy?

Doob k mar jao kanjaro

Akhir kub tak yun apni gand marwaty rahoge

Waisy to hzaro msg fwd karty ho

Ye q delete kar rahy ho

Gand phut jae gai forward karny say.

Jub tum namaz k liye khare hote ho to sir se
asman tk
rahmat-e-ilahi ghata ban k cha jati hai,

Farishty tere chehre ki tarf jamah ho jate hain

Ek farishta pukarta hai k Ay

namazi agr tu dekh ly k tere samny kon hai
or
tu kis se baat kr raha hai to "ALLAH" ki qasam tu qayamt tk salam
na phere.

Please namaz ki pabandi kijiye
aur
is sms ko khob phelae

Jo paisa "ALLAH" k liye kharch hoga us ka badla b "ALLAH" dega.
--(INSHAALLAH --

"Lmbi dosti K liye 2 chezon pr aml kro
1>apne dost se ghuse me baat na kro
2>apne dost ki ghuse me kahi hui baat dil pe na lo"
Hazrat Ali(R.A)

.""Celebrate"". .""IMPRESS "". .""Day"".
"Meri kon C bat hai jo ap ko impress krti hai?"
"Interesting question"
So plz reply .I "m waiting.

Sulja Huwa Sa Fard Samajhte Hen Hamko Log,

Magar;

Koi Janta Nahin....!!!!
K...
Uljha Huwa Sa Mujh Main,
Koi Doosra B Hai

Life's most deepest feelings are often express in silence......

And the one who can read volumes from your silence is your true friend...!

Prove that

2/10=2

Arts student:
Out of syllabus.

Commerce student:
Question hi ghalat hai.

Medical student:
It's strange yaar,
Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai?


Engineering student:

Two/ Ten
= wo / en
( w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter)

So

=23+15 / 5+14

=38 / 19

=2


Engineers never ask Ans kia hai?

They only ask,

Ans Kya lana hai?

100 ka change lia shop keeper ne 21 note diye.
Mujhe ye btao k shop keeper ne 1,2,5,10,50 k kitne kitne note diye.!!

Tanoo ik gal dassan? ( '_' )
Edhr koi hega te nai.?

(': ' )

Nai..?
odhr?
( ':')

Nai.?

Lo fer suno,
*
*
*
*
"Tussi bary yad aa raye ho.

Pathan India gya wahan barish ho rahi thi,
us ny mander ma ja k KAALI MAATA ko bahir phank dya or bola,

"Kabi tu b naha lya kr bhangan....:-D

@ \(',')
))\
_/ \_
Oye Hello...
sMs Bhejo Warna Ye Pather Tumhare Sir Pe Maar K Bhaag Jaon ga

MAA na hogi to wafa kön kry ga.

Mammta ka Haq ada kon kry ga,

Ya RAB hr 1 ki Maa ko Sada Salamt rkhna,

Wrna Hmari Zindgi ki Dua kon kry ga.

>>>====>

Ja mre teer ja

Jo mje sms na kare us k Dimagh me ghus ja.





<=====<<<
:
Oye? to vapis kyon aya?

BOSS
BOSS
BOSS! Us k pass to dimagh hi nhe hai

Teacher student se:
(table per ink kis ne grai he?)

is jumlay ko tum apni zaban mai kis trh s kaho gay?
studnt: ye kis jahil k bachy ne apni okat dikhaie ha?

Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
.

.
7up hi pila do mujko?

Mere sabr ki inteha kiya pouchte ho,,,


FARAZ......!



Woh mujhse lipat kar ro raha tha kisi or ke liye......

"Daita, raha faraib koi saadgi k sath/.

"Itna, bara mazaak meri zindagi k saath/.

"Shayad, mili saza es jurm ki mujhay/.

"K, tha mujhay pyaar ek ajnabi k saath/.

"Wo, zehar bhi dety rhy dawa ki trha/,

"itna, bura slook meri sadgi k sath/,

"Apna, smjh k jis k liye ham ujr gay/,

"Kal, sham ja rha tha kisi ajnbi kE Sath..

Hum mile jab un se
to kuch keh na sake

'"FARAZ'".,

Khushi itni thi mulaqat Aanso pounchte hoye guzar gayi.

Gadhay par bethey ek sardar ko TRAFFIC-POLICE ne rok kar kaha ke Aapka HELMET nahi he? Challan hoga

sardar:Dhiyan se dekh Kaminey Four Wheeler He..#

1,
.
2,
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3,
.
4.
.
5,
.
6,
.
7,
.
8,
.
9,
.
10

Kuch Nazar aaya?

Nahi?
.
.
.
Payar Nazar Nahi Ata Mehsoos kia jata hai.!

wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,










Insan Bano ... Kuta ni!

Hum un k pyar mein dewany ho gay

Wo humary pyar mein siyany ho gay

Hum ne un k pyar mein shaadi na ki

AUR UN K 2,3 niyanay ho gaye:-

Pathan ne darya me dobte howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia
Or thori der bad 2bara phenk dya
Ksi ne kha ye kya kia?
Pathan: purani kahawat ha
"Neki kr darya me dal"

One tear burns 100 drops of blood...
If someone is weeping for you it means he is dieing for you...

There Are 3 Kinds Of Engineers In This World..

*Some Make Wonders Happen*

*Some See Wonders Happen*

*Others Wonder What Happened*

"1 waqt aayega,
jab Log Neki me sharam aur Buraai par Fakhar karenge,
us waqt har tarah ki Asaaish Mayaser hongi,
har Ghar main Nach Gana hoga,
Log Mukhtalif Bimariyon, Preshaneo main Mubtila honge,
Maa aur Nokrani me koi farq na hoga, log imarten 1 dosry se onchi Banayen ge, Ap S.A.W.W ne Farmaya ke jab aisa zamana ayega tu kasrat se "Astaghfar" parhna ye sab se Mufeed Amal hoga."
Plz is msg ko hasb-e-tofeeq doston ko send karen.

Breakng newz!
oh my God 1 more blast in our country:(








,,,
(." )
,_/ \\
) ) ~~ dhuzzz
_|,|.

Chaha hai jise choot se ziada
Dabaya jise mammo se ziada
khujaya hai jise tatton se ziada
Tou hi to hai wO !HARAMZADA!

Send karo 8 logo ko. phir jao apne sent items me.
Un 8 msgs me 1 me hogi aap ki
Date of birth.



(its not a joke) Try it

Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jate hein,

Aap kia jane, aap kitne yaad aate hein..

Abhi b usi mor pe khare hain, jahan
Aap ne kaha tha,,,,

"Thehro! Hum






PAKORAY le k aatey hein..."

Kaaash main or tum .................... hote.????:-)
Ye jumla mukamal
kro
Ye msg apnay dosto ko bajo or intrestng replies enjoy kro
But reply me 1st n must.

_0_/'"""""""""'''\
/-SMS POLICE \
<--@------@-'>
Hum Aapko Arrest Karne Aye Hen..

Apki Complain Hai K Aap Sms Krna Bhool Gaey Hen..

1_koi aysa insan jisy dekh k my yad ate hon?
Ans:

2_myre aik khobe?
Ans:

3-wo 1 nam jo ap mujhy dena chahy?
Ans:

4-attractive quality in me?
Ans:

5-wo konsa rishta hy jo aap chahy ge k myra or apka ban jaye?
Ans:
Rep must.

Sachi Muhabbat bezuban hoti hey

Ye tu ankhon se bayan hoti hey

Muhabbat mein Dard mile to kya huwa...??



Dard k liye 2 goli "PONISTAN"
hoti hey...
-

رات جي سانت م کنھن ستاري مثال،
صبح جي نور م کنھن نظاري مثال،
ماء جي روح م راس لولي جيان،
کنوار جي ذھن م کنھن پرولي جيان،
سند" جاگي پئي سند" جاگي پئي.
صبح جو سلام.
Good morning

Rasool Sal lal la hu Alaihe wasalam farmaty hain!
K 3 kaam aisy hain jo inhain emaan k saat kr ly, wo JANNAT k tamaam darwazo mai sy jis sy chahy JANNAT mai chala jahy aur jis HOOR-e-JANNAT sy chahy nikah kary.

1. Jo apny qatil ko maaf kr dy.
2. Jo poshida qarz ada kr dai.
3. Jo hr farz namaaz k baad 10 martaba SURAH-e-IKHLAAS akheer tak parhy.

Hazrt ABU BAKR radi A'LLAHU anhu ny pocha jo in 3 kaamo mai sy 1 kr ly aap ny farmaya! 1 pr bhi yehe darja hy.

I Missssssssss U Aj 5 March, Frendship Day Hey Yeh SmS Apne Sweet Frends Ko Kro Muje b Krna Agr Miss Krty Ho Agr 5 $M$ Ap Ko Wapis AyeTo, U r So Lucky......

Baap ne apne baita ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baita ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba ma nay app kee jacket pehni hui hai.

Jab tum namaz na parho to mat socho k waqt nahi mila balky yeh socho k tumsay konsi ghalti hoi k ALLAH nay tum ko apnay samney khara karna pasand na kiya

Sardar:wada kar teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon ga

Pathan: Wada per hmari bhi 1 shart ha

Sardar:Bol?

Pathan : hm shadi tumhari behan se kare ga;-)

In 1999:Ans ALL Question

2008:Answer any 3 questions

2012:Write ANY Question

2015:Read ONLY Question

2020:Thanx 4 Coming to Examination Hall.

Pathan:Mai office jany se pehly apni biwi ko pappi krta hu.
Dost:Main tere jany k bad teri biwi ko pappi krta hun
Pathan:HaHa "pehly to main krta hun na"

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-----¤ SWEET
------¤ FRIEND.

Yadain to hoti hain satanay k liye,
Koi roothta hai phir se mananay k liye,
Rishte banana koi mushkil to nahi,
Bas jan tak chali jati hai unhe nibhane k leya...

Wo konsi cheez hy jo mard apni Maa ko,
Baap ko,
Bahn ko
or
Bhai ko day sakta hai.
Lekin apni Bivi ko nahi day sakta.
Reply Fast.

....Jee bhar k rony do aaj mujhy ....Faraz.....

.....Sare larkiyo k number ami ne delete kar ......diye..

Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha.
O PEOPLE
Oye Bagerto

IT IS ANNOUNCED HARDLY
Sakhti nal elan keta janda Ae

IF ANYONE INTERFARE IN GOVT
Jay kisi ne hakumat nal bagherti kiti

HE WILL B PUNISHED HARD
Oday nal kuteya'n warga salook kita jayega

THATS ALL
Hun Dafa ho jao.

Q1.2 naam jin k lie ap ki khawahish hy k kash ye mere hote?
Ans.
Q2.Gusy me konsi 2 gallian munh se nikalti hain?
Ans.
Q3.Shadi ki 2 rasmen jo ap enjoy krte hain?
Ans.
Q4.Shadi shuda zindagi ki 2 khamian ap ki nazr me?
Ans.
Q5.Apni country ki 2 picnicspot jahan ap jana chahte hain?
Ans.

I Love U







I Want You


I Like You


I Like To Talk To You


I Miss You


I Remember You


All these sentences
are examples of
Present Indefinite Tense.:-)

I don't know dat i m imprtnt person in ur Life or not



But



I jst hope dat wen i die



4 a moment u hav tears in your eyes



& Say





'UTH JAO NA'

Søft a$ $ilk..
White a$ milk..
$weet a$ høney
&
full øf joy
May all ur Good Dream$ cøme true
&
thi$ wi$h i$ ØNLY 4U.
"GØØD MÖRÑiÑG

Living in favorable and unfavorable situation is called part of living.

But smiling in all those situations is called Art of living..

Ye ek Darawn¡ kahan¡ ha¡ agar himmat ha¡ tu parna

Ek dafa ek bhayanak budha teez barish mein hath mein ek kitab bech raha tha
Ek admi us ko kharedne aya.
Budhey ne Rs.3000 Mai kitab bechi aur kaha, "kitab ka akhri page ni kholna"warna pachtao gay.us ne sari kitab darte hue pari siwaye us akhri page k.
Ek din tajassus k Maare us ne darte huwe akhri page khola aur buri tarah us ko jathka laga. Us pe likha tha
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Keemat: Rs 30/

"Wo Aaye gi"

Ye soch kar main lay aya 4 condom "Faraz"







"2 Arzoo main phat gaey"


"2 intezar main.................."

U may hav 3 reasons for not messaging me:

1. No free sms package

2. No balance

0r

3. No guts to disturb a
"PRINCE" ;-)

karachi me khudkash bumbar ka Lun police ko mil gya hy?

Police ka kehna hy jis ki shakal b is Lun se milti, julti hogi, usko foran girftar kia jayega.

Yar, tje meri dosti ki kasam jb tk mamla thanda na ho jaye tu ghar se bahir mat nikaliyo..plz :-)

Meri her saans se wabasta hain teri yaadain,

Ay!DOST

Shayad k tere khayalun main mera Naam tak na ho...

Intizar k Lamhon ka Maza Ajeeb He

Teri DÖ$Ti ki Saza Ajeeb He

HüM Tjhe Yaad kya krte Hy Subah Sham

Or Teri khamosh Rehne ki wajaha Ajeeb he.

GOVT OF PAKISTAN
Is saal clocks agay krne k bajaye calendar agay kiye jaenge jis k mutabiq 2010 k baad 2012 aajaye ga. Is se Pakistan men pooray ek saal ki bijli bachegi or jamhoori hukumat ka ek or wada poora hoga k 2011 men Load Shedding nhi hogi.
Msg by, Professor
"Khappay"

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Is BOX Main Kuch Aisa Likh K Bhejen Jo ap or mara darmian nhi chatay.
Rply must n fast i'm waiting.

----------- karna toh koi tumsay seekhay.

Fill in ths blank and get cool funny replies :D
but reply me first. ;)

Krti Hy Sawalat Musalsl Uski Nigah

Ye Tarz-e-Takaluf Mujy Acha Nhi Lagta,

Kehte Hain Mujy Dekh Kr Aksar Mere Ehbab

Ye Shakhs Akela Hy Magr Tanha Nahi Lgta..

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Shabash...
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Kal A.B.C parheinge.:-)
Chalo ab chutti kro.

Itna Khubsurat Kese Muskura Lete Ho?

Itna Qaatil Kese Sharma Lete Ho?

Itna Pagal Kese Bana Lete Ho?

Bachpan Se Hi Kaminay Ho

Ya Shakal Aisi Bana Lete Ho?

Dunia ki her Fiza
may Ujala RASOOL ka.


ye sari Kainat hai Sadqa RASOOL ka.


khushbo-e-Gulab hai Pasina RASOOL ka.


Apko bhi ho mubarak Mahina RASOOL ka. RABI- UL -AWAL Mubarak.

MOHABBAT Us K DIL Se JUDA Nhi Hoti,

Main Ghar Na Jaun To Wo BAA KHUDA Nhi SOTI,

LABON Pr Us K Kbi BAD DUA Nhi Hoti,

Bs 1 "MAA" Hi Hy Jo Mjhse KHAFA Nhi Hoti.

Rukhsti k waqat jab dulhan roti hai to dulhay k dil main kya khyal ata ha??? SEND THiS MASSEGE TO UR FRINDS & GET INTRESTING REPLY.

SORAH REHMAN aik scienci tahqiq ke mutabiq hapatiets B ore C marizon ke liey aik kimati tohfa hey kisi bhi marz men mubtala key lieay aap mariz per 7 din tak parhen jab parhai karen tab mariz ki aankhen band karwalen .Inshahallah farq app logon key samney hoga. Yeh aml 7 din tak hoga.Yeh sms jitna hosakey la elaj logon ore garebon ko forward keren. ore sawab hasil karen,plz is amal k sath namaz pabundi sai parhin aur mujhay bhi dua mai yad rakhai.

American Citizen; Hum log Ghar ki Rakhwali ke liye KUTTA Rakhte Hain.

Pakistani Citizen: Ye konsi bari baat hai humne to pure mulk k liye rakha hua hai.

Faqeer Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya:
/
Hello Kfc!!
1. Zinger Burger!
1. Spicy Rice!
1. Frech Frize!
Bhej Do!
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KFC=
G sir Kis K Naam Pe ?
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Faqeer =
Allah K Naam Pe.

Me maut se darta hon buhat pr
Ek din marna hy zaroor

Me kafan dekh kr Laraz jata hon pr
Ek din pehanna hy zaroor

Me janaza dekh kr ghamgeen ho jata hon pr
Ek din mera janaza utthna hy zaroor

Me qabar k andhere se kaanp jata hon pr
Is me rehna hy zaroor

Ye dunya achhi lagti hy pr
Isko chhor kr jana hy zaroor

Phir B me ne Aakhirat ki tayyari nhi ki
Pr
(ALLAH)
ko hisaab dena hai zaroor.!

Think about it before its too late.

Dhundla rahe hain shaher k jalte huye chiragh. . . .!

Aye neend aa bhi jaa k bohat raat ho chuki hai. . . .!!!

WO kon c ghari thi jb ap paida huy?



CITIZEN





RÖLEX





SEIKO





RADO





QUARTZ

Ya koi or?



Jldi jawab dain







Company
band krwani hai
ta k
aisa HADSA
Phir na ho,.

Baha k Anso maire wo kehte hain,

"faraz"

Tumhari Ankhoun main pani kitna Haseen lagta hai..

1 admi ka 1 Crore ka bond nikla.Company ny socha achanak batany sy khushi sy marr sakta hy,ek memon ko bola k usko aesy batao ky Heart fail na ho us ka.
Memon ny ja ky us Admi ko bola, farz karo aap ka 1 Crore nikly to pahla kaam kia karogy?
Aadmi, aadha tmhen donga. Memon khushi sy marr gaya.

Mere__Rab
Tu__Rehmaan
Tu__Raheem
Tu__Ghafoor
Tu__Razzaq
Tu__Kareem
Tu__Qadir
Tu__Qadeer
Tu__Muqtadir
Tu__Ghaffar
Tu__Wahab
Tu__Noor
Tu__Malik
Tu__Qudoos

AEY! Mere__RAB rehmat__farma Mere__Maa__Baap par__Mere__ Asatza__par
Mere__Behan__ Bhaiyon__par
Mere__Aziz Ristedaron__par Mere__Doston par__or__us__par bhi__jis__ne__ye Dua__likhi,
jis__ne__parhi,
jis__ne__suni__or
jis__ne__ hasb_e_tofeeq aagay__bheji
(Aameen)

Doctor
apko thand lgti hy to kya krte ho

Memon
Heater k pass beth jata hun

Doctor
Agr pir b thand lge to ?

Memon
Pir Heater ON kr leta hun.

BOY: Its just a formality, but I still ask, can I marry your Daughter ?

FATHER: Who told u its just a formality ?







BOY: The 'Gynecologist'

Boy 1: Yar larki ko
I LOVE U kehne ki sab se achi jaga kon si hai ?

Boy 2:
DATA DARBAR

Boy1:kyon ?

Boy 2: Kyun k wahan larkion ne Jootay nahi pehne hotay.

Us Ne Mjhse Pocha
Kya Hadd Hai
Teri Dosti Ki?

Maine Kaha
Sun Mere Dost! Dosti ki Koi Hadd Nhi Hoti

Jo Hadon Mein
Reh Kar Ki Jaye Woh
Dosti Nhi Hoti:-)

Main tum se kuch nahi kehna chahta..


FaQat itni guzarish hay..,






Bhosri K har waqt msg Parhte rehty ho tumhari kya Gaand me kharish hai?

Agar Mere Bare Mei Koi
Aap Se 3 Points Puche
To Aap Kia Bataenge?

1____
2____
3____

Plz rply me.

Ager ap ko mere sath drink karny ka moka mila to kaya drink karo gi
coffee
tea
water
milk
fruit juice
beer
wine
pepsi
Rply then i tel u ap mere sath kaise ho.

coffee= best freind
tea= u care me
water=i m special 4 u
milk=just frnd
fruit juice= u love me alot
beer = u hate me
wine =u like me
papsi=im time pas 4 u.SORRY

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri pehn k ghom rahe ho.

Lämhä Lämhä tumhåri änkhon mé Müskään
rähe..

Här Ghäm tùmsé
åñjään räh..

Jìs k säth Mèhàk
üthy tùmhårì
Zìñdägì..

Hämèshä tumhåré
päss wöhì ìnsäan
rähé.

Khüdä tüjhè ürööj äisä ñäsèèb kry,

k fäläk tèrè ñäsèèb pè räshk käry,

hr mör pr frishty höñ 7 trèy,

hr ghüm sy hifäzät tèri Khüdä kry. *(ÄÄMÉÉÑ)*

Q:Agar muhabbat rooh se pyar karne ka naam hai tu insan jism ko pane ki khuwahish kyun karta hai ...??

Reply with a solid reason.

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A.

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A.

Q. Kya zabani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A.

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A.
Rply is must. Quickly!

Aaj SMS ki MARDUM SHUMARI hai!
Agar aap MALE hain to 6 sms karein.
Agr FEMALE hain to 3 sms karein.
Agr khud pe SHUK hai to sms na karein.

SHUKRIYA!

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1 dfa ka zikr he Ksi gaon me ek chor khandan rhta tha unk yahan 1 chor paida hoa,phly wo choti choti choriyan krta tha,phr daky dalny shuru kye phr..

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or aj wo 1 mulk ka PRESIDANT he.

The End

Tum buht Kh0bsurat,
Faragh Dil,
Kh0sh Mizaj,
M0habbat karne wale
Aur
Mehnti h0....




Chal0o ab tumhari bari...

Ab Tum bhi k0i
Latifa sona0o. ;->

HUZOOR PAK sal'lal laho alih wasalam Ki Kuch Pyari Cheezon K Naam

AAP K "JHANDEY" (Flag) Ka Naam 'UQAB' hy

AAP K "PIYALEY" (Bowl) Ka Naam
'AYAAN' hy


AAP K "DRAZ GOSH" Ka Naam 'DULDUL' hy

AAP Ki "TALWAR" Ka Naam 'ZULFIQAR' hy

send This Beautiful Msg To Other Frnds & Relatives.

1 admi dozakh maiN gaya
Us ny dekha k ZARDARI Ashwariya k sath dance kr rha hy
Admi:Is ki saza itni achi Q hy?
Farishta:Saza is ko nhi,Ashwaria ko mil rhi hai.

الصلواة والسلام عليک

ياسيدي يا رسول الله

الصلواة والسلام عليک

ياسيدي ياحبيب الله

الصلواة والسلام عليک

ياسيدي يانبي الله

الصلواة والسلام عليک

ياسيدي يانورالله

آگےبڑھاتے جائیں اوراپنےآقاکی بارگاھ میں درودوسلام کے نذرانے بھیجنے والوں میں شامل ہوجائیں اللہ عزوجل اپنےحبیب کے صدقے مي ہماری اور هماري والدين كى اور حضور عليه السلام كى سارى امت كى مغفرت فرماۓ. آمین شب_ جمعه مبارك هو

اسوقت ساری دنیا بیمار ہے:
لاعلاج مریضوںکیلۓ
تبلیغی مرکزرائونڈ
آخری ھسپتال ہے.
تین دن کی گولیاں
دس دن کا کیپسول چالیس دن کاانجکشنچارماہ کا گلوکوز
دستیاب ھے.
پھربھی طبیعت ٹھیک نہ ھوتوایک سال اندرون بیرون ملک لگا کر اپریشن کروایۓ؟
(منجانب روحانی شفاخانہ رائونڈ)

Someone in the IT industry gave birth to a set of twins

Guess what they named them?



See Below for Answer….
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Yeh keh k "Faraz" ko chor gaya "Raja"

Wah wah wah

Yeh keh K "Faraz" ko chor gaya "Raja"



double sawari band hai,
tu W-11 main aaja.

Wife:
"tum poori dunya me bhi dhundo to mujh jesi wife nahin mile gi"

Husband:
"tum kya samahjti ho, main dusri bhi tum jesi dhondon ga?"

P : Pyaar
A : Aman
K : Khushhaali
I : Insaaf
S : Security
T : Taraqqi
A : Aazadi
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N : Not Available Here!

Muddat se thi un ki "LENE" ki aas,

Khwahish-e-choot ko dill mein dabaa diya,

Kisi nay di khabar k woh chud gai raat ko,

Itni lagaai Muth k Topa sujaa liya:-

Deleting 1 word after the other in a sentence can lead to a story?

e.g:
Oh john plz don't touch me at all!

Oh john plz don't touch me at!

Oh john plz don't touch me!

Oh john plz don't touch!

Oh john plz don't!

Oh john plz!

Oh john!

Ohhhh..
Ohhhh......

Beshak
Apni Har Chez " DOST "
Ke Lye
Qrban Krdo..


Lkin.


Ksi Chez Ke
Lye Apne " DOST "
Ko Qrban Mat Krna..

Silent lips may avoid many problms
:-)But smilng lips wil solve many problms
:
:
so
:
:
Har velay sarrya na karo:
Kadi kadi hass v lya karo. ;-)

Load Shedding K Fawaaid:

Generator, UPS &Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi.

Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balnce Ki bachat.

TV Na Dekhne Se Gunahon Me Kami,

Sabr Krne Se Janat Me Jane K Zyada Imkanat,

Light aany pe shukar krne se Allah k shukrguzar bandon me shamuliat.

FROM: KESC

Pyar Dil Me Hona Chahiye,
Lafzon Me Nahi.
Or Narazgi Lafzon Me Honi Chahiye,
Dil Me Nahi..!

Ghum-o-dukh k ye isharay tum na samjho ge,

Jo din hum ne tumharay bin guzaray tum na samjho ge.

Tumhain kaisay bataein tum hamaray wastay kya ho,

Samandar ki kahani me kinaray tum na samjho ge..

Bus itna jan lo ek shakhs say hum nay mohobbat ki,

Hmaray tootnay ka khhel pyaray tum na samjho ge..

Hazaron mushkilon say khhel kar bhi jeetnay walay,

Ye aakhir kis jaga per aa k haaray tum na samjho ge..

1 Din Zndagi Ne Mujse Swal Kya,
K Tm Apne Dost K Sath,Kab Tk Rahna Chahte Ho?

Mene 1 Anso Smndar Me GirAya
Or Kaha Jb Tk Tm Isko Dhond Na Lo.

Agar KHUDA tumhari dua'ain poori kar raha hai to woh tumhaara "yaqeen" barha raha hai

Agar dua'ain poori karne main dair kar raha hai to tumhara "sabr" barha raha hai

Agar tumhari dua'oon ka jawab nahi de raha hai to wo tumhy aazma raha hai.

Srdarni

"Rat kafi hogai he pr sardar g nai aye
Zrur ksi larki ka chakr he"

Srdar ki maa

"Hmesha bura hi sochna! Kya pta ksi Truck k neche aagya ho!".

2 admi ek memon ki barat mai gae,
Wahan bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang akar 1 ne kaha:
Janab halaq ma pani phans gya hy
Thori si biryani milegi?

Pathan Ne apni Jaan Pe Khel Ke
Jalti Huwi Building Se 6 Logon Ko Nikala

Magar Logon ne phir bhe usay buht mara

Kyun ?

Q k wo 6 ke 6
Fire Brigade wale thy.